Will I go to hell for laughing at this pic?

[Homeslice]

:lol:

By San Jose Mercury News san Jose Mercury News – Fri Nov 5, 9:31 am ET

Joshua Melvin

Someone has slipped sliced-open beer cans around the necks of at least three gulls in the Bay Area, and now an animal rescue group is trying to find the birds and the person or people responsible.

"It's sick. What's the next level of this kind of abuse?" said Rebecca Dmytryk of Monterey County-based WildRescue.

Dmytryk said she first heard about the birds after getting some disturbing photos at the end of September that showed a gull with half a Budweiser can stuck around its neck like a collar. She has confirmed sightings at Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco, a beach in Half Moon Bay and other undisclosed locations in the Bay Area.

Recent publicity has generated more tips. She and her husband hope to find two of the birds today and help them.

Dmytryk said the can collars put the birds' lives at risk. The gulls won't be able to properly feed as long as they are in place, nor will they be able to fully groom their feathers. Unclean feathers will lose their waterproof qualities and leave the birds vulnerable to the elements. The cans could also get stuck on something, trapping the gulls.

It's not clear if someone is setting a trap for the birds or catching them and shoving the cans around their necks, though the latter seems more likely, said Special Agent Alfred Colby of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. His office is aware of the case but not investigating it.

"Until more specific information is developed there is not a whole lot we can do," he said, adding his office would launch a probe if more leads are passed to investigators.

Anyone who is catching or trying to catch birds is breaking federal law, he said. Under the U.S. Migratory Bird Treaty Act any "taking" of the animals is punishable by fines that range from $500 to $15,000 and up to a year in prison. There are also local and state provisions that prohibit animal cruelty.

Donors have put up a $2,000 reward for any information that leads to the arrest and conviction of the person who put the cans on the birds.

Dmytryk said that anyone who spots the gulls should not try to catch them.

Instead, people should page her organization at 831-429-2323 or e-mail rescue@wildrescue.org.

[OneSickPsycho]

It would be funny if the bird did it to itself, but the fact that a person did it is pretty sick.

[Homeslice]

I'm still having a hard time accepting that a person did it, because it's pretty fricking hard to catch a seagull.

[Rangerscott]

I'm still having a hard time accepting that a person did it, because it's pretty fricking hard to catch a seagull.

And fuck it.

[Homeslice]

And fuck it.

Spoken from experience?

[Mikey]

Spoken from experience?

Obviously.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-lEzYZMo1k

[Akilldema]

I'm still having a hard time accepting that a person did it, because it's pretty fricking hard to catch a seagull.

Even if it happened on accident that sucks, but intentionally doing something that could hurt an animal enrages me.

[Non]

Would I go to hell for shoving a bottle up your ass and lol'ing about it on a forum sea of virgins? You tell me there, GUY

[Homeslice]

Would I go to hell for shoving a bottle up your ass and lol'ing about it on a forum sea of virgins? You tell me there, GUYarent you the witty one :rockwoot:

[Non]

arent you the witty one :rockwoot:

Your acknowledgment of my superior cognitive abilities has been noted

[Dave]

Looks like a chop

[Amber Lamps]

Looks like a chop

my thoughts

[caveman]

my thoughts

Who the F cares? It's a RAT with wings. Shoot it with a .22 to put them out of misery and be done with it.

[Particle Man]

Looks like a chop

That was my first thought as well...

[Akilldema]

Who the F cares?
Just a wild guess... everyone in that article.

[caveman]

Just a wild guess... everyone in that article.

they're a bunch of tree huggin', hippies, F' them too

[Akilldema]

Typical ignorant bastard, not showing respect for the life on this planet. You're probably obese, which would indicate that you don't respect your own life either. I'm no hippy, but I respect all of God's creatures.

[Particle Man]

Aw shit - he said the "G" word...
:eek:






redflip

[Dave]

Aw shit - he said the "G" word...
:eek:






redflip

Bant

[101lifts2]

Would I go to hell for shoving a bottle up your ass and lol'ing about it on a forum sea of virgins? You tell me there, GUY

Does it violate one of the seven laws of Noah? If not then no.

[Akilldema]

lol

[caveman]

Typical ignorant bastard, not showing respect for the life on this planet. You're probably obese, which would indicate that you don't respect your own life either. I'm no hippy, but I respect all of God's creatures.

Fuck you and your ignorance. Seagulls are a dime a dozen and they overrun most places with their nasty birdshit all over the place. I have dealt with them at work and they would be worth more dead than alive.

Your sorry ass position on all God's creatures deserve to have their lives respected is flawed. Unless you are a vegan. Are you a vegan? If not then shut the hell up about respect of all lives. What about the cow that is farm raised in a pen with little to no exercise and then bolted in the head to provide the burgers and ribs that we all eat. And what did cows do to man? Nothing they are very simple peaceful creatures that fulfill their purpose on this planet to provide those higher on the food chain with beef and milk. They are no more significant that mosquitos. Why the hell did He put them here.

As for my being obese.....Well, I may not be as slim and trim as I was in my Army days but I can hold my own when its necessary. Of course, my weight issues can be taken care with a little exercise and a better diet. Your obvious stupidity may possibly be irreversible.

So with all that, suck it and go blow goats. Or better yet go find a Seagull to save and then you blow that.:wtfru:

[Akilldema]

Silence fat boy, your obese ravings mean nothing to me. I lol at how you "could be fit if you tried". I eat meat for nutrition, not because I dislike the animals it came from, simpleton. Fat fucks riding around on Harleys thinking they're tough are a dime a dozen, but my first inclination isn't to shotgun the faggots when I have to pass them. Is the 40+lbs of pure bodyfat the reason why Harley's generally ride so slowly? Thanks for your input big guy.

[dReWpY]

The only thing that is I can fix fat, but I can't fix stupid

[Dave]

Your acknowledgment of my superior cognitive abilities has been noted

So who was that masked man anyhow? I got about halfway through responding to his obvious troll thread when he got vaped :lol: anyone we knew? Or random new trollfag?

[Particle Man]

Fuck you and your ignorance. Seagulls are a dime a dozen and they overrun most places with their nasty birdshit all over the place. I have dealt with them at work and they would be worth more dead than alive.

Your sorry ass position on all God's creatures deserve to have their lives respected is flawed. Unless you are a vegan. Are you a vegan? If not then shut the hell up about respect of all lives. What about the cow that is farm raised in a pen with little to no exercise and then bolted in the head to provide the burgers and ribs that we all eat. And what did cows do to man? Nothing they are very simple peaceful creatures that fulfill their purpose on this planet to provide those higher on the food chain with beef and milk. They are no more significant that mosquitos. Why the hell did He put them here.

As for my being obese.....Well, I may not be as slim and trim as I was in my Army days but I can hold my own when its necessary. Of course, my weight issues can be taken care with a little exercise and a better diet. Your obvious stupidity may possibly be irreversible.

So with all that, suck it and go blow goats. Or better yet go find a Seagull to save and then you blow that.:wtfru:

Silence fat boy, your obese ravings mean nothing to me. I lol at how you "could be fit if you tried". I eat meat for nutrition, not because I dislike the animals it came from, simpleton. Fat fucks riding around on Harleys thinking they're tough are a dime a dozen, but my first inclination isn't to shotgun the faggots when I have to pass them. Is the 40+lbs of pure bodyfat the reason why Harley's generally ride so slowly? Thanks for your input big guy.

:jerry:

[azoomm]

the only thing that is i can fix fat, but i can't fix stupid

qft!

[Porkchop]

So who was that masked man anyhow? I got about halfway through responding to his obvious troll thread when he got vaped :lol: anyone we knew? Or random new trollfag?

lol trollfag... /b/ :lol:

[Homeslice]

Silence fat boy, your obese ravings mean nothing to me. I lol at how you "could be fit if you tried". I eat meat for nutrition, not because I dislike the animals it came from, simpleton. Fat fucks riding around on Harleys thinking they're tough are a dime a dozen, but my first inclination isn't to shotgun the faggots when I have to pass them. Is the 40+lbs of pure bodyfat the reason why Harley's generally ride so slowly? Thanks for your input big guy.

:lmao:

[caveman]

Silence fat boy, your obese ravings mean nothing to me. I lol at how you "could be fit if you tried". I eat meat for nutrition, not because I dislike the animals it came from, simpleton. Fat fucks riding around on Harleys thinking they're tough are a dime a dozen, but my first inclination isn't to shotgun the faggots when I have to pass them. Is the 40+lbs of pure bodyfat the reason why Harley's generally ride so slowly? Thanks for your input big guy.

I didn't say you ate them for dislike, fool. I said that to be such a liberal, neo-maxi, zoom-dweebie, animal rights activist, you should be a vegan. IT IS A SEAGULL, an animal thats sole purpose on this planet is to eat, shit, and die. I could see you getting up in arms over a pet or an endangered species, but this is a rat with wings. Not much different on the evolutionary chain than a mosquito. Simple life cycle birth > eat > adulthood > eat > procreate > death.
I don't have to think I am tough. I know what my abilities are and live up to what I can do. I haven't in my adult life gotten myself into anything I couldn't get out of on my own. And my Harley doesn't ride slowly. I ride hard and fast and enjoy every minute of it. I am not your typical HD rider.
Glad to be able to set you straight, fool.
The only thing that is I can fix fat, but I can't fix stupid
My point exactly.

[Gas Man]

I really don't see the purpose in keeping this thread open. The only thing I see with it being open is people getting in trouble.

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