Your Highness Restricted Trailer... Not only is it hilarious... [Archive]

Apoc

11-19-2010, 11:44 AM

It has Nathalie Portman in a thong at about 1:30.

You may thank me for making all your dreams come true in about 90 seconds.

http://www.ign.com/videos/2010/11/17/your-highness-restricted-trailer

pauldun170

11-19-2010, 11:54 AM

she lost a some her ass losing weight for black swan.
Still nice looking though

Adeptus_Minor

11-19-2010, 11:56 AM

Ok, I am totally seeing that. :lol:
Natalie, Zooey, and a whole lot of hilarious. :dthumb:

LeeNetworX

11-19-2010, 11:58 AM

It has Nathalie Portman in a thong at about 1:30.

You may thank me for making all your dreams come true in about 90 seconds.

http://www.ign.com/videos/2010/11/17/your-highness-restricted-trailer

Movie looks entertaining, but have to say, not entirely impressed with Natalie's ass.

Apoc

11-19-2010, 11:59 AM

Movie looks entertaining, but have to say, not entirely impressed with Natalie's ass.

i'd make tea with her dirty panties and use her taint for dessert.

Avatard

11-19-2010, 12:37 PM

Movie looks entertaining, but have to say, not entirely impressed with Natalie's ass.

She has an ass? Where?

Poor thing. Someone stole her ass.

Someone give that poor girl a sammich, let's see if she can grow an ass.

An ass is a terrible thing to waist [sic].

Quick, feed the poor girl.

Particle Man

11-19-2010, 07:50 PM

She needs something in her mouth for sure...

Rangerscott

11-19-2010, 08:55 PM

Bawhaha. On the to see list.

I liked the knifecave commercial. One of the few internet commercials I dont mind watching.

caveman

11-20-2010, 01:12 AM

:lmao:That looks like it will be hilarious. Must go see

Gas Man

11-21-2010, 01:32 PM

i'd make tea with her dirty panties and use her taint for dessert.
I don't know what's more funny. The whole idea or the fact that you said women have a taint.

Apoc

11-21-2010, 01:56 PM

I don't know what's more funny. The whole idea or the fact that you said women have a taint.

The space between the vag/bag and ass is taint, no matter the sex.

Gas Man

11-21-2010, 02:11 PM

But the male really have taints... women not so much...

Apoc

11-21-2010, 02:13 PM

But the male really have taints... women not so much...

Thankfully. I dont want dessert to be shit encrusted ballsweat. I want it to be the skin between Portmans Vag and Ass.

Trip

11-21-2010, 02:34 PM

Movie looks pretty good.

But the male really have taints... women not so much...

We both have taints. It's just the skin between privates. It's not limited to one sex.

Gas Man

11-21-2010, 11:02 PM

Come on! The achreage is way different from men to women. Cause... duh... women have a hole there!

Trip

11-21-2010, 11:13 PM

Come on! The achreage is way different from men to women. Cause... duh... women have a hole there!

It's still a taint no matter the size, it's not like the ass and pussy are one giant hole.

Gas Man

11-21-2010, 11:33 PM

I don't think it's the same... really. Ours is very pronounced

Trip

11-21-2010, 11:39 PM

I don't think it's the same... really. Ours is very pronounced

It doesn't really matter, it's an asexual term. We both have them.

Gas Man

11-21-2010, 11:44 PM

I disagree. Please post your proof!

:skep::maygin::backingout::kidseye:

Captain Morgan

11-21-2010, 11:53 PM

I disagree. Please post your proof!

:skep::maygin::backingout::kidseye:

Here's the proof. It aint the pussy and it aint the ass. It aint the balls and it aint the ass. Therefore, it's the taint

Gas Man

11-21-2010, 11:58 PM

Lol. Well duh.

LeeNetworX

11-22-2010, 07:21 AM

I don't think it's the same... really. Ours is very pronounced

Why are you so focussed on taints and how you feel men's are bigger?

Trip

11-22-2010, 08:17 AM

Why are you so focussed on taints and how you feel men's are bigger?

I wonder how many guy taints he looked at to form this opinion...gross

Gas Man

11-22-2010, 08:42 AM

Only mine and trips. Oh wait. Hold on. He forced me to, then I beat him up. Tt means it's not gay. Right? :lol

Trip

11-22-2010, 09:16 AM

homo

LeeNetworX

11-22-2010, 09:29 AM

Only mine and trips. Oh wait. Hold on. He forced me to, then I beat him up. Tt means it's not gay. Right? :lol

Did the taints touch? What about the balls? These are the determining factors on the gayness.

Dave

11-22-2010, 12:14 PM

It's still a taint no matter the size, it's not like the ass and pussy are one giant hole.

A cloaca?

Rangerscott

11-22-2010, 02:14 PM

You can cancel out the gay polarity. By having him touch his taint to yours. Its science.

tallywacker

11-22-2010, 06:52 PM

Some forums derail to nazi's, this one always derails to homo's and prison sex.

askmrjesus

11-22-2010, 08:15 PM

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Now I know I've to got to run away...

JC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSehtaY6k1U

Gas Man

11-23-2010, 12:01 AM

The taints only touched each other's souls. Am I +1 or not? I'm so scared.... Someone hold me.