Holy f#cking creepy sh!t!!

[Avatard]

Widow who dug up, lived with embalmed corpses builds mausoleum to get them back

http://www.app.com/article/20110104/NEWS04/110104006/Widow-who-dug-up-lived-with-embalmed-corpses-builds-mausoleum-to-get-them-back

[Trip]

Jean Stevens - Person the story is about, check

James Stevens - Poor old lady's husband that she dug up, check

June Stevens - Poor old lady's twin she dug up, wait a fucking minute... Too many Stevens.... Pennsylvania, the new Kentucky.

[azoomm]

Eeewwwwww

[Mikey]

Fucking wow.

[Particle Man]

Sounds like that party was dead...

[derf]

Don't bodies turn to skeletons after a while?

[Papa_Complex]

Don't bodies turn to skeletons after a while?

Only if they decay. Embalming is meant to stave off decay. Look at mummies. They aren't skeletons yet.

[askmrjesus]

Sounds like that party was dead...

On the up side, they never ran out of beer.

JC

[derf]

Only if they decay. Embalming is meant to stave off decay. Look at mummies. They aren't skeletons yet.

Even mummies look pretty fucking scary, plus they are made because of embalming and dry or cold conditions where they dont give the bacteria a chance to eat the flesh. PA isn't a dry or cold place, keeping the bodies in her house gotta smell pretty damn bad too.

[wildchild]

well they say you never notice the aroma of your own house. LOL

[Archren]

Jesus H. Christ, man. WTF is wrong with people?

[askmrjesus]

Jesus H. Christ, man. WTF is wrong with people?

Separation anxiety.

JC

[z06boy]

http://i.imgur.com/rWfLq.gif

[Dave]

Jesus H. Christ, man. WTF is wrong with people?

I blame water fluoridation

[azoomm]

Separation anxiety.

JC

Co-dependant.

[Papa_Complex]

Co-dependant.

Needed a doorstop.

[azoomm]

There goes her property value....

Realtor: "and, it has extra storage....."

[Papa_Complex]

There goes her property value....

Realtor: "and, it has extra storage....."

I don't know about that. Call the mausoleum an "inlaw suite", and I'll bet you that more than a few husbands would be up for buying it. At a premium, even.

[Captain Morgan]

I don't know about that. Call the mausoleum an "inlaw suite", and I'll bet you that more than a few husbands would be up for buying it. At a premium, even.

F that. I'd want my inlaws as far away as possible, if I had any. :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

F that. I'd want my inlaws as far away as possible, if I had any. :lol:

You wouldn't prefer to know that they were under a 2 tonne stone block? ;)

[racedoll]

Crazy woman!

[Gas Man]

There goes her property value....

Realtor: "and, it has extra storage....."
That's what I was going to say. Talk about F'in weird.