Nascar

[Mr Lefty]

Apparently it's addictive Lmao ...


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:lol:

[dubbs]

Wuht?

[Mr Lefty]

It's kinda an inside joke. I have a fucked sense of humor:lol:

[smileyman]

Stock car racing is cool. Its the sanctioning body that sux.

[Trip]

Jimmie Johnson's got nothing on you.

[Mr Lefty]

Nope I'm like Dale SR only not completely dead :lol:

[Captain Morgan]

It's kinda an inside joke. I have a fucked sense of humor:lol:

You most certainly do!!

[dReWpY]

Nope I'm like Dale SR only not completely dead :lol:

that is so wrong its left

[VatorMan]

Jimmie Johnson's got nothing on you.

Ill be at Daytona.:boobs:

[Rangerscott]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s14e08-poor-and-stupid

[pickle.of.doom]

Travis Pastrana will be the new DE

[smileyman]

I say remove restrictor plates at superspeedways but run a spec rear gear, schedule only a 25 race year and make 15 of those dates be tracks 1 mile or less. If they run more dates they need to include more road courses and maybe, just maybe, a couple nights on a dirt track...

[Mr Lefty]

Now back on base


NASCAR is just boring to watch. It's like watching me walk in circles all day:lol:

[azoomm]

Now back on base


NASCAR is just boring to watch. It's like watching me walk in circles all day:lol:

Dude, I figure you must be doing somewhat alright... I mean, if you can't make fun of yourself, who CAN you make fun of?

[MILK]

NASCAR should be prescribed for insomnia.

[Mr Lefty]

NASCAR should be prescribed for insomnia.

Or stroke victims :lol:

[pickle.of.doom]

Over the summer I had to choose between leaving the TV on the nascar race or switch over to an AMAbomination race...... I left it on Nascar.

[Trip]

Over the summer I had to choose between leaving the TV on the nascar race or switch over to an AMAbomination race...... I left it on Nascar.

That shows you how bad our moto racing has gotten in the states. Too bad it's NASCAR's fault AMA is the way it is.

[Mr Lefty]

Speed didn't help with their "coverage "

[ontwo]

Now back on base


NASCAR is just boring to watch. It's like watching me walk in circles all day:lol:

Just eat ya a tube of Vagisil :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

Dude, I figure you must be doing somewhat alright... I mean, if you can't make fun of yourself, who CAN you make fun of?

Missed this earlier ....

Yeah I'm alright just bored and starving. Bit yeah I hit the comedic lottery. Funny shit all the time

[pickle.of.doom]

That shows you how bad our moto racing has gotten in the states. Too bad it's NASCAR's fault AMA is the way it is.

You are probably right :(

Maybe this year will be better.....

[azoomm]

Missed this earlier ....

Yeah I'm alright just bored and starving. Bit yeah I hit the comedic lottery. Funny shit all the time

Man.... with your odds, you need to go pick some winning numbers.

[smileyman]

Bikes are fun to watch cause you have done it, felt it, know what the rider is experiencing.
Stockcar Racing would be the same if you had experienced it too. But Nascar and its 500 lap races do not put on a good show. The races are a strategy and set up contest, no of which interests me.
Now if they were 30-100 lap races, where you went for it 100 pct from the green flag till the end it would be much better...

[Trip]

Bikes are fun to watch cause you have done it, felt it, know what the rider is experiencing.
Stockcar Racing would be the same if you had experienced it too. But Nascar and its 500 lap races do not put on a good show. The races are a strategy and set up contest, no of which interests me.
Now if they were 30-100 lap races, where you went for it 100 pct from the green flag till the end it would be much better...

NASCAR races are hardly ever 500 lap races. They are still too long, but not 500 lap long. Normally they are 400 or 500 mile long races. Laps are considerably less, depending on the size of the track. Bristol is a 500 lap race because the track is tiny. They go around in 15 seconds.

NASCAR could be interesting if they didn't govern it so much. Brought it back to actual stock car racing and let them use current technology instead of 50 year old shit. The engineering side of NASCAR to get the cars to be so perfect in the turns is kind of interesting to me.

[derf]

NASCAR races are hardly ever 500 lap races. They are still too long, but not 500 lap long. Normally they are 400 or 500 mile long races. Laps are considerably less, depending on the size of the track. Bristol is a 500 lap race because the track is tiny. They go around in 15 seconds.

NASCAR could be interesting if they didn't govern it so much. Brought it back to actual stock car racing and let them use current technology instead of 50 year old shit. The engineering side of NASCAR to get the cars to be so perfect in the turns is kind of interesting to me.

Hells yeh, some redneck driving a chevy malibu on stock tires going all out would be awesome, especially if they were allowed to use multiple cars at the same race after they got smashed up a bit.

A great race series that is running in the US is 24 hours of lemons, basically get a crappy car, add brakes tires and a roll cage, and if you make it to the end you have a shot at winning. As their slogan says, "its not just for rich idiots, its for all idiots"

http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/

['73 H1 Triple]

Apparently it's addictive Lmao ...


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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/funnies/skittles.gif

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[smileyman]

The old dirt tracks I used to race were 1/4 to 1/2 mile long, in everything from that worn out street tired Malibu to fat tires modifieds...It was a blast. Ever changing track conditions, two 10 lap heats, and a 15 lap feature, balls out. Sometimes they would run a 25 or 50 lap 'special' but even those were too long, lap traffic city...

[VatorMan]

You have F1, IRC and Australian V8 champions in NASCAR. Why? It's the most popular racing there is. However, it's appeal is waining. More road courses, MAKE the manufacture make a car that is like what is being raced. I haven't seen a V8 Camry,Malibu or Fusion ever.

ALMS is the best racing ever. 4 classes on the track at the same time. What you see, you can buy. Wife and I will be working the Baltimore ALMS race. Spread the word.

[Dave]

You have F1, IRC and Australian V8 champions in NASCAR. Why? It's the most popular racing there is. However, it's appeal is waining. More road courses, MAKE the manufacture make a car that is like what is being raced. I haven't seen a V8 Camry,Malibu or Fusion ever.

ALMS is the best racing ever. 4 classes on the track at the same time. What you see, you can buy. Wife and I will be working the Baltimore ALMS race. Spread the word.

i actually started watching when juan pablo defected. and promptly laughed my balls off listening to the braindead speed commentators wondering if he could hack it in nascar.

[VatorMan]

WATCH ALMS racing. If you don't think that is what racing is about...I don't know what to say.

[Trip]

You have F1, IRC and Australian V8 champions in NASCAR. Why? It's the most popular racing there is. However, it's appeal is waining. More road courses, MAKE the manufacture make a car that is like what is being raced. I haven't seen a V8 Camry,Malibu or Fusion ever.

It's waining because they are getting away from what made it popular to the rednecks and trying to make it appeal to a wider base, only issue is after the fad wears off they will have alienated the rednecks. Winning strategy they got going there.

[Mr Lefty]

Yeah. My interest is waining. Getting used to longer straights.... and a right now and again.


Still go left like a mother fucker though. Lol

[Amber Lamps]

It's waining because they are getting away from what made it popular to the rednecks and trying to make it appeal to a wider base, only issue is after the fad wears off they will have alienated the rednecks. Winning strategy they got going there.

This. and they don't allow "characters" anymore. Everyone has to be all nice and sweet at all times.:pebbs: No swearing, no beating your wife, no cheating on your wife, no drunk driving, no drunken brawls... you know, the stuff their fan base responds to.:lol:

Actually, it's the same with all American racing nowadays...:sorry: You can't say ANYTHING even in personal interviews without being punished anymore. It really kind of sucks! Anyone else remember the frequent fist fights during MX races?:lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

Hells yeh, some redneck driving a chevy malibu on stock tires going all out would be awesome, especially if they were allowed to use multiple cars at the same race after they got smashed up a bit.

A great race series that is running in the US is 24 hours of lemons, basically get a crappy car, add brakes tires and a roll cage, and if you make it to the end you have a shot at winning. As their slogan says, "its not just for rich idiots, its for all idiots"

http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/

:lol: Cool concept... their rules are even funny.

[Trip]

This. and they don't allow "characters" anymore. Everyone has to be all nice and sweet at all times.:pebbs: No swearing, no beating your wife, no cheating on your wife, no drunk driving, no drunken brawls... you know, the stuff their fan base responds to.:lol:

Actually, it's the same with all American racing nowadays...:sorry: You can't say ANYTHING even in personal interviews without being punished anymore. It really kind of sucks! Anyone else remember the frequent fist fights during MX races?:lol:

Look at the first ever NASCAR race on broadcast, the Daytona race where there was a fist fight in the infield after a final lap crash.

[Rangerscott]

Why dont they ever go right?

[the chi]

They'd get confused and crash (more than usual). :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Look at the first ever NASCAR race on broadcast, the Daytona race where there was a fist fight in the infield after a final lap crash.

Yea that that would be entertainment!! They get fined for saying "shit" these days.:pebbs::pebbs::pebbs::pebbs::pebbs::pebbs::pe bbs::pebbs:

[Trip]

Why dont they ever go right?

sears point and watkins glen is the reason why...

Watching a NASCAR run a road course is even worse than watching them turn left only.

[Dnyce]

It's kinda an left side joke. I have a fucked sense of humor:lol:

fixed lol

[Mr Lefty]

fixed lol
:lmao: awesome!

[Mr Lefty]

Man.... with your odds, you need to go pick some winning numbers.

Id only get half right thou so no joy... ill let you guess which half :lol:

[Mudpuppy]

i heard hulk hogan will be driving nascar this year because it is almost identical to professional wrestling in terms of credibility..

[Dave]

i heard hulk hogan will be driving nascar this year because it is almost identical to professional wrestling in terms of credibility..

Why not? Im sure he's got more talent than danica Patrick :lol

[Mr Lefty]

Slowly loosing my ties to NASCAR.but it's gonna be a week or two

[pauldun170]

Hells yeh, some redneck driving a chevy malibu on stock tires going all out would be awesome, especially if they were allowed to use multiple cars at the same race after they got smashed up a bit.

A great race series that is running in the US is 24 hours of lemons, basically get a crappy car, add brakes tires and a roll cage, and if you make it to the end you have a shot at winning. As their slogan says, "its not just for rich idiots, its for all idiots"

http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/

this.



I'd be interested in a race series like this.
It would involve a moderately sized track with peak speeds under 150mph and a lot of twisties (mix of sections from low speed to high speed)

Vehicles must be off the showroom floor...some might say "fully stock".
No restrictions on tires other than that they are street legal and fit on the oem rims.
No roll cages... only allowed for older cars that would not meet current safety regulations. If cars are sold to comply with federal safety regulation then they should be raced as is.

The only allowable changes are seats, steering wheel and glass.

3 classes broken into price classes.

0-25K MSRP
25K-50K MSRP
50K-75K MSRP

I'd watch that.

[CasterTroy]

I'd be interested in a race series like this.
It would involve a moderately sized track with peak speeds under 150mph and a lot of twisties (mix of sections from low speed to high speed)

Vehicles must be off the showroom floor...some might say "fully stock".
No restrictions on tires other than that they are street legal and fit on the oem rims.
No roll cages... only allowed for older cars that would not meet current safety regulations. If cars are sold to comply with federal safety regulation then they should be raced as is.

The only allowable changes are seats, steering wheel and glass.

3 classes broken into price classes.

0-25K MSRP
25K-50K MSRP
50K-75K MSRP

I'd watch that.

That would ROCK :rockwoot: I especially like the "no roll cages"

A REAL test of mfg safety :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

this.



I'd be interested in a race series like this.
It would involve a moderately sized track with peak speeds under 150mph and a lot of twisties (mix of sections from low speed to high speed)

Vehicles must be off the showroom floor...some might say "fully stock".
No restrictions on tires other than that they are street legal and fit on the oem rims.
No roll cages... only allowed for older cars that would not meet current safety regulations. If cars are sold to comply with federal safety regulation then they should be raced as is.

The only allowable changes are seats, steering wheel and glass.

3 classes broken into price classes.

0-25K MSRP
25K-50K MSRP
50K-75K MSRP

I'd watch that.

Add an 'unlimited OEM' class, and I'd be into it... maybe the restriction in that class would be minimum number of units produced - 10k or something.

I'd watch that shit too... the only thing is, in some of those classes you'd just see the same 2-3 cars... I'd want more of a variety.

[smileyman]

Doing beats watching. MC club racing on the cheap is a win!

[Mr Lefty]

moving on... at least the nurses are hot... all married unfortunately

[dReWpY]

so you didnt call me after taking two?!

Dick move my friend... dick move
and were supposed to go riding today!

[Mr Lefty]

so you didnt call me after taking two?!

Dick move my friend... dick move
and were supposed to go riding today!

lol you were supposed to be at the second rally too....


haven't taken two anyways... unfortunately

[dReWpY]

so you took three, good man, i like you style

[Mr Lefty]

:lol:

[Captain Morgan]

Any right turns yet?

[Mr Lefty]

Any right turns yet?

a few.. getting more and more movement each day

[freddie.carlson]

Nascar would be so much more fun if they got back the dirt tracks and did away with the rules and made it a “free for all…may the best person win” kind of thing. Now THAT would be some entertainment :)

[Mudpuppy]

Nascar would be so much more fun if they got back the dirt tracks and did away with the rules and made it a “free for all…may the best person win” kind of thing. Now THAT would be some entertainment :)

This

[Mr Lefty]

done with Nascrap!

[dReWpY]

You better yet?

[Mr Lefty]

You better yet?

working on it

[Mr Lefty]

officially done with NASCRAP... back at home... finally... another week or so I'll be out of work though


not bad... a week to the day

[Captain Morgan]

officially done with NASCRAP... back at home... finally... another week or so I'll be out of work though


not bad... a week to the day

Glad to hear the time away wasn't too bad. Heal up quickly!!

[Mr Lefty]

Glad to hear the time away wasn't too bad. Heal up quickly!!

yeah not bad... feels longer... but i'm progressing a lot every day...

[Amber Lamps]

yeah not bad... feels longer... but i'm progressing a lot every day...

is someone gonna tell me what happened? You secret keeping, talk around shit in front of others bitches!:lol:

[Cutty72]

is someone gonna tell me what happened? You secret keeping, talk around shit in front of others bitches!:lol:

Check your mail.

[azoomm]

is someone gonna tell me what happened? You secret keeping, talk around shit in front of others bitches!:lol:

:lol:

Go sit at the kiddie table, the grown ups are talking. That's what I think of when I read this thread. :lol:

Glad you're better man! It's the dumb little things... isn't it?

[Amber Lamps]

:lol:

Go sit at the kiddie table, the grown ups are talking. That's what I think of when I read this thread. :lol:

Glad you're better man! It's the dumb little things... isn't it?

:lol: Yea I can understand if someone would want to keep things private but these guys and you apparently,:wink: have a nasty tendency to have secrets and then let everyone else know that there's something going on that we mere mortals aren't privy to. if you don't want the rest of us to know about it, why talk around it on open forum? PMs FTW imho.

[Trip]

:lol: Yea I can understand if someone would want to keep things private but these guys and you apparently,:wink: have a nasty tendency to have secrets and then let everyone else know that there's something going on that we mere mortals aren't privy to. if you don't want the rest of us to know about it, why talk around it on open forum? PMs FTW imho.

It was all over facebook, should of joined up. If he doesn't want to explain it here, he doesn't want to, even the mods can't force him.

[Mr Lefty]

lol I don't care really figured ya'll knew anyways... just cary'n on the humor.


I had an acute ischemic stroke of the right pons last Friday... it killed my motor skills of my left side, hence Nascar, only turning left lol

I'm getting better... just a long way to go to be back to normal

[dReWpY]

were u ever normal?

[Mr Lefty]

Nope.... but closer than you drew peacock

[dReWpY]

Nope.... but closer than you drew peacock

True story

[Trip]

Nope.... but closer than you drew peacock

it's funny cause his name is drew peacock, but it sounds like drewpy cock, isn't that wheird? I'm from Holland, isn't that wheird?

[tallywacker]

lol I don't care really figured ya'll knew anyways... just cary'n on the humor.


I had an acute ischemic stroke of the right pons last Friday... it killed my motor skills of my left side, hence Nascar, only turning left lol

I'm getting better... just a long way to go to be back to normal

Damn man that sucks

[Dave]

Found this tonight

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/IMG_20110201_193340.jpg

What's next? Dale earnhardt flavor? Vanilla ice cream with Chocolate cars and candy threes crashiand a

Found this tonight

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/IMG_20110201_193340.jpg

What's next? Dale earnhardt flavor? Vanilla ice cream with Chocolate cars and candy threes crashing into the walls of your mouth?

[fasternyou929]

Found this tonight

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/IMG_20110201_193340.jpg

What's next? Dale earnhardt flavor? Vanilla ice cream with Chocolate cars and candy threes crashiand a

Found this tonight

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/IMG_20110201_193340.jpg

What's next? Dale earnhardt flavor? Vanilla ice cream with Chocolate cars and candy threes crashing into the walls of your mouth?

How the hell did you screw up posting that badly? :lol:

[Cutty72]

lol I don't care really figured ya'll knew anyways... just cary'n on the humor.


I had an a cute ischemic stroke of the right pons last Friday... it killed my motor skills of my left side, hence Nascar, only turning left lol

I'm getting better... just a long way to go to be back to normal

Never figured out how any stroke can be "cute" :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

ok... so already registered for the Warrior run in Sep... and the Tough Mudder in Dec... but thinking of registering for this Sprint Triathlon on the 1st. 1/3 mile swim 16 mile bike 5k run... just gotta secure a bike...