You see a beautiful car parked away from all the other vehicles..

[Tmall]

Say it's a nice Vette or Porsche and the owner intentionally parked it away from all of the other cars because they think the car is made of diamonds. Do you intentionally park right next to it?

[the chi]

No, i dont like walking, AND i had a beautiful stang that I always parked way far out and the effer had more dings and dents and impacts than any other vehicle I ever owned. Goddamn assholes. I respect others property, so I'd leave it be.

[azoomm]

No, I park in the handicapped space....

:nee:

[Avatard]

Say it's a nice Vette or Porsche and the owner intentionally parked it away from all of the other cars because they think the car is made of diamonds. Do you intentionally park right next to it?

He's made a value judgment that the extra few steps are worth a little extra safety to better protect something he values. You wanna fuck with that? Why? Jealousy? I don't understand.

[tommymac]

If they block 2 spots but its far away, I can respect that. Do it up close in a crowded lot things wont end as well for them.

my car gets dinged, hit/backed into all the time at work, bu its in a shit neighborhood and a lot of people have no respect for other peoples stuff, thats why I iwl never own a nice car while I work there ;)

[LeeNetworX]

If they block 2 spots but its far away, I can respect that. Do it up close in a crowded lot things wont end as well for them.

Agreed. If they take two spots up at the end of the lot, I could care less. Take two spots up close to the storefront(s) and they are just asking for it.

[G-Rex]

I park at the back of the parking lot alot of times.

I don't want my car dinged/paint chipped/etc. People can't even park straight. Do I want kids who don't understand the concept of *don't hit the car next to you* opening their door into my car? No. I paid good money for a nice car, I'd like to keep it that way.

I don't take up 2 spots when I park. I park properly, I just do it out away from everyone else.

It annoys me when out of ALL those spots, someone will park in the spot directly next to me. Leave a damn space. Otherwise, you're missing the whole point.

[goof2]

The "public" in general are assholes. Depending on their thoughtfulness to keep your car free of dents and dings is a loosing proposition. I don't fault someone for recognizing this and taking the steps necessary to keep something they like in good shape.:shrug:

[pauldun170]

No, i dont like walking

With that kind of attitude, you are going to get fat.

[the chi]

With that kind of attitude, you are going to get fat.

:rofl: I'm plenty active, no worries, I wont be getting fat anytime soon.

Let me clarify, I dont like walking in parking lots. The longer it takes me to get in and get out, the longer I have to be around crowds of people I dont know and dont want to be around. Therefore, the faster in, the faster out.

[Dave]

If my nice car comes out its rarely left on its own for long

[Particle Man]

No. Why would I? I park where it makes sense to freakin' park. I don't base (this) decision on who it will piss off most. Karma is a bitch.

[wildchild]

i like to park very far away sometimes just to see how many jerks will park next to me. it's funny to me because I drive a Jeep. I don't worry too much about dings, it has nerf bars on so doors tend to hit those first. I love watching the friendlies walk that far though. LOL

as above, the only ones i park next to are the ones that take two spots up front near a store.

[Homeslice]

There are some people who park that way just to call attention to their "sweet" ride. In fact you often notice a few friends parking together like that, taking 2 spaces each, with their front wheels turned the same direction to show off their sweet Z-rated tires and the alleged brotherhood of their "crew". So yes, those people annoy me.

But to be honest, I reserve the most hatred for the "creepers" who sit around wating for a spot close to the store. They could have parked 5 minutes ago, but no, they have to creep around waiting for someone in a close-up spot to leave.

[shmike]

Nice cars are more common that shitty cars around here.

I won't go out of my way to park next to them but I won't go out of my way to avoid them.

I will say, I have been shocked at how carelessly some people (women) will park their $100k+ or $200k+ cars.

[LeeNetworX]

I will say, I have been shocked at how carelessly some people (women) will park their $100k+ or $200k+ cars.

http://bblmedia.com/women_parking.gif

[G-Rex]

Lee, you always find the best gifs! :lol

[Amber Lamps]

No. Why would I? I park where it makes sense to freakin' park. I don't base (this) decision on who it will piss off most. Karma is a bitch.

This. Who cares where other people park?:idk: FWIW I try and park next to landscaping so only one side of my car is exposed.

[Dave]

Nice cars are more common that shitty cars around here.

I won't go out of my way to park next to them but I won't go out of my way to avoid them.

I will say, I have been shocked at how carelessly some people (women) will park their $100k+ or $200k+ cars.

Eh what's a few more bj's here and there?

[MILK]

Do it up close in a crowded lot things wont end as well for them.

;)

I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! :lol: the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! :).

[Dave]

I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! :lol: the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! :).

This thread is inspiring me to start keeping a box of screws in the nsx

[LeeNetworX]

I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! :lol: the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! :).

Isn't it ironic....doncha think?

:lol

[shmike]

This thread is inspiring me to start keeping a box of screws in the nsx

Right?

Someone is a jerk for trying to protect their investment? :scratch:

[azoomm]

We do have a guy that does it with a relatively new Aston Martin. Funny part, the wheels are all gouged to hell. No door dings tho :lol:

[tommymac]

This thread is inspiring me to start keeping a box of screws in the nsx

You have an NSX? very nice, must see soem pics.

[MILK]

This thread is inspiring me to start keeping a box of screws in the nsx

See the answer is not to park like an asshole and you won't have any issues. ;). But if it's a close spot and the lots full I am very good at wedging my car in tight spots. If there's room I'm parking. .)

I keep a metal baseball bat in mine. ;)

[Particle Man]

We do have a guy that does it with a relatively new Aston Martin. Funny part, the wheels are all gouged to hell. No door dings tho :lol:
Wonder how much of that is inability to parallel park near granite curbs :lol:

[MILK]

Right?

Someone is a jerk for trying to protect their investment? :scratch:

If they want to park out and away from other cars, have at it! I think thats a smart thing to do. ;). It's the ones that hog near the entrance that tick me off. Hence my initial reply to a particular quote concerning that.

[MILK]

Isn't it ironic....doncha think?

:lol

Yes! :lol: Very small church, last spot in the entire lot. My step mom and son had to get out first before I crammed my car in there. My response to his dirty look was a HUGE grin and very direct eye contact. :lmao:

[Trip]

I am guilty of parking next to nice cars. It was fun when I had the POS honda. Freak those bastards out. I normally park in the back of the lot anyway because I would rather walk than try to find a spot up close. It really pisses me off when my wife spends 5 mins looking for a spot when she could of just parked in the back and already been in the store 4 mins ago.

With the civic, if someone took two spots closer or in a full lot. I would park close enough to where they couldn't open their door without hitting my car and they couldn't get in on the driver's side. I didn't care if it got a ding. I already had 1000. lol

No, I park in the handicapped space....

:nee:

Do handicapped people make handicapped faces at you?

[defector]

I don't think it matters much. I have had a couple of vehicles hit no matter where they were parked.
The worst was my Olds. 2 weeks removed from a full frame off resto it was hit (as in caved the door in), about 100 yards from the front door. Parked in a single space, well away from most of the other cars.
Almost 20 years has gone by and it still burns my ass a bit.

[pauldun170]

I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! :lol: the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! :).

:rockwoot:

[pauldun170]

From tags
"obvioushomesliceisobvious"

:lol:

[azoomm]

Wonder how much of that is inability to parallel park near granite curbs :lol:

I'm thinking curb strikes while driving...

You know, I noticed while in Minnesota for Christmas last year, our parking spaces are larger here. Maybe it's the average number of trucks and larger vehicles...

I love shoe-horning my truck into tight spaces. They aren't going to ding me - their doors can't reach. Hell, I'm not going to ding them either as my door is over their window :lol: I watched a mom get into her minivan from the back sliding door one day, I applauded.

If I park in the back of the lot, it's to get the hell away from people. Or, it's to just park because there are too many of the creepers waiting for a front spot. I won't lie, it does bother me when someone parks around me with their hoopty when I "plant a parking seed" away from everyone else. I don't take more than my own space though...

[t-homo]

I'm thinking curb strikes while driving...

You know, I noticed while in Minnesota for Christmas last year, our parking spaces are larger here. Maybe it's the average number of trucks and larger vehicles...

I love shoe-horning my truck into tight spaces. They aren't going to ding me - their doors can't reach. Hell, I'm not going to ding them either as my door is over their window :lol: I watched a mom get into her minivan from the back sliding door one day, I applauded.

If I park in the back of the lot, it's to get the hell away from people. Or, it's to just park because there are too many of the creepers waiting for a front spot. I won't lie, it does bother me when someone parks around me with their hoopty when I "plant a parking seed" away from everyone else. I don't take more than my own space though...

How fucking self righteous can you be? I would be disgusted with myself/anyone else if I saw that happen.

[Dave]

You have an NSX? very nice, must see soem pics.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/0209081627.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/2152235600053772090GBsguJ_fs.jpg

It might be for sale. I haven't quite decided yet :lol:

[Tmall]

Loving the responses and how much people read into things..

[Papa_Complex]

Say it's a nice Vette or Porsche and the owner intentionally parked it away from all of the other cars because they think the car is made of diamonds. Do you intentionally park right next to it?

No, I tell AMJ that there's a parking spot "over there."

[tommymac]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/0209081627.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/Khajjathefang/2152235600053772090GBsguJ_fs.jpg

It might be for sale. I haven't quite decided yet :lol:

dont tempt me, I cant afford it and prolly cant fit in it anyway :lol:

[Dave]

dont tempt me, I cant afford it and prolly cant fit in it anyway :lol:

Its surprising how much space it has, I'm approx 73' inches and fit fine with a hat. Track helmet I bump my head a lot :lol:

[AquaPython]

No, I park in the handicapped spaces....

:nee:
while handicapped people
make handicapped faces?

[Dave]

while handicapped people
make handicapped faces?

This joke was already made ulysses s unoriginalson

[Kaneman]

When I was drivnig brand new Mercedes Benz vehicles I would park them at the back of the lot. Sometimes some insecure jealous cocksucker would think its funny to come park next to me, and I got tired of it. So I started hiding under my car and when they would park next to me and get out I'd slash their Achlilles' tendon, handcuff them, park my Benz on their leg and fuck their sister in front of them.

So much fun.

[Tmall]

I like how it even crosses some people's minds that somebody else would be jealous over their vehicle choice. Are people really THAT full of themselves?

[the chi]

Do you think people actually damage other peoples vehicles because it's jealousy?

I'm honestly curious on this one. Why would you go to the trouble of harassing someone who is parked normally, just far out to avoid accidents?

[Papa_Complex]

Do you think people actually damage other peoples vehicles because it's jealousy?

I'm honestly curious on this one. Why would you go to the trouble of harassing someone who is parked normally, just far out to avoid accidents?

Because..... and follow me here, because this is a wild theory that science would never support...... people are assholes.

[Trip]

Because..... and follow me here, because this is a wild theory that science would never support...... people are assholes.

This is why I parked next to people parked away from everyone else. Just to piss them off. I didn't care about their car, but I knew they cared about their car enough to avoid others.

[Papa_Complex]

This is why I parked next to people parked away from everyone else. Just to piss them off. I didn't care about their car, but I knew they cared about their car enough to avoid others.

I don't park at the edges of parking lots because I love my car. It's because I don't like people.

[the chi]

Because..... and follow me here, because this is a wild theory that science would never support...... people are assholes.

Well, that explains it. :lol:

This is why I parked next to people parked away from everyone else. Just to piss them off. I didn't care about their car, but I knew they cared about their car enough to avoid others.

That is so you. *sigh*

[Tmall]

Do you think people actually damage other peoples vehicles because it's jealousy?

I'm honestly curious on this one. Why would you go to the trouble of harassing someone who is parked normally, just far out to avoid accidents?

Why is it harassment if I'm using a public lot just like they are. Are they entitled to have a buffer zone because they think their car is better than the rest of the cars in the lot?

I do it for the same reason Trip does it. It makes me laugh a little.

[Kaneman]

I like how it even crosses some people's minds that somebody else would be jealous over their vehicle choice. Are people really THAT full of themselves?

Its not a matter of being "full of one's self" more than it is when you drive a car that retails for $60-$80k, and its brand new and all shiny, you know that is the type of car a lot of people wish they could drive. When a lot of people wish they could have something they can't, they get jealous. Its basic human nature.

Do you think people actually damage other peoples vehicles because it's jealousy?

I'm honestly curious on this one. Why would you go to the trouble of harassing someone who is parked normally, just far out to avoid accidents?

Yes, they absolutely do it out of jealousy. When I worked for Benz it was pretty much a guarantee it was going to get keyed within the first 6 months you had it. We (employees) had a special coverage option to cover jealous assholes keying our cars. And its not like we were out on the town acting like rich pretentious assholes either, most of us made under $35k a year.

[Tmall]

Right?

Someone is a jerk for trying to protect their investment? :scratch:


Someone is a jerk for parking next to them?

You guys are actually advocating damaging somebody's vehicle because they parked next to your depreciating asset?

[Kaneman]

You guys are actually advocating damaging somebody's vehicle because they parked next to your depreciating asset?

Not their vehicle, their face, their family, their ability to eat through their mouth....those kind of things.

[Homeslice]

From tags
"obvioushomesliceisobvious"

:lol:

Can't be owned if I don't know what that's supposed to mean

[Homeslice]

This is why I parked next to people parked away from everyone else. Just to piss them off. I didn't care about their car, but I knew they cared about their car enough to avoid others.

Exactly. It isn't jealousy, it's more like fucking w/people for being such aloof fucktards that they actually think their car is "the shit". Often times it's just a 15 year old Acura Legend or something like that. :lol:

And like I said before, I know for a fact some people park back there to get noticed......Not to protect it.

[shmike]

I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! :lol: the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! :).

Someone is a jerk for parking next to them?

You guys are actually advocating damaging somebody's vehicle because they parked next to your depreciating asset?

If they intentionally park closer than is necessary, just because they parked at the end of the lot? Yes, that is a dick move.*

Who guys? I never advocated any damage.





*I know (now) that MILK was referring to double parkers, I originally read it as anyone who would dare park far away.

[CasterTroy]

I paid good money for a nice car, I'd like to keep it that way.



Sweet :rockwoot: so you DID get rid of that POS vette and get a NICE car?

:nee:

our parking spaces are larger here. .

Everything is bigger in Texas....especially the assholes :lol:


J/K :nee:


Are people really THAT full of themselves?

Never been on facebook have you :idk:



Personally it doesn't bother me. I don't care what other people think of themselves OR me. But I anticipate them being an asshole regardless. So I try to stay under the radar or the dickheads.

I don't have any "nice" cars, but what I DO have I just park the best I can and try to avoid the crooked cars and parking next to the obvious "I either don't have insurance" cars or the "this car's old enough that I don't give a fuck" vehicles.

[the chi]

BUt you dont know those people, you dont know what that car means to them, you dont know what they did to get it.

How do you know they didnt scrimp and save for 20 years to get that car? Or that it was a gift or special treasure from someone? Why would they be assholes for wanting to do what they can to keep their treasure safe?

My mustang wasnt fancy, it wasnt all decked out, but it was MY baby, and one of my dream cars and I loved it. And the fact that jerks would intentionally go out of their way to damage a car that didnt belong to them, nor did they know who I was or what the car was to me is infuriating. Anyone has the right to park out in the back 40 to protect whats important to them, NO ONE has the right to damage it. It's not any different than seeing Trips beemer out in the parking lot and pushing it over just because I dont like it or wish I had one.

[tommymac]

BUt you dont know those people, you dont know what that car means to them, you dont know what they did to get it.

How do you know they didnt scrimp and save for 20 years to get that car? Or that it was a gift or special treasure from someone? Why would they be assholes for wanting to do what they can to keep their treasure safe?

My mustang wasnt fancy, it wasnt all decked out, but it was MY baby, and one of my dream cars and I loved it. And the fact that jerks would intentionally go out of their way to damage a car that didnt belong to them, nor did they know who I was or what the car was to me is infuriating. Anyone has the right to park out in the back 40 to protect whats important to them, NO ONE has the right to damage it. It's not any different than seeing Trips beemer out in the parking lot and pushing it over just because I dont like it or wish I had one.

but if you know its trip then its ok to push it over :lol:

[defector]

It's not any different than seeing Trips beemer out in the parking lot and pushing it over just because I dont like it or wish I had one.

I disagree. Not personally knowing him, but making a judgement call based on his internet postings, I think it is acceptable.

[azoomm]

How fucking self righteous can you be? I would be disgusted with myself/anyone else if I saw that happen.

What? Rather than ding the vehicle next to her.... she went in through a door that slides.

[the chi]

but if you know its trip then its ok to push it over :lol:

True.

I disagree. Not personally knowing him, but making a judgement call based on his internet postings, I think it is acceptable.

And true. But it was more for example's sake. I could have used Azoom and one of her Ducati's or something, same difference. :lol:

[Trip]

How is parking next to someone the same as knocking their bike over?

[the chi]

How is parking next to someone the same as knocking their bike over?

Parking next to someone with the intent of either intentionally or unintentionally damaging their vehicle. Like previously mentioned, parking so close they are forced to touch your vehicle to get into their own, etc. You may not like the analogy, but morally it's the same thing.

Parking next to them just to irritate but not actually interfering with their vehicle is not the same thing obviously.

[tommymac]

Fred has no morrals, dont you remember hes a jew.

[z06boy]

I don't usually pay attention to where other people park unless they are in a no parking spot/zone or a handicap and aren't handicapped or take up two spaces as mentioned...hate all of that. :wtfru:

I park all of my vehicles out away from azzhats that don't care about their car. :idk:

I don't take up two spots...I park normal but out from most of the others. I don't have any door dings and don't like them. When I traded my 1999 Jeep Cherokee with 150k+ miles in last year...guess what...no dings.

If I would come out and someone thinking they are funny has decided to park a beat up piece of crap beside me...no biggie...as long as you don't hit my chit. Hit my chit and you better hope your tag doesn't really display where you live...sometimes I may get bored and payback can be a mofo. Happy motoring. :guf:

[pauldun170]

I still love it when people refer to cars as investments.

I don't care if someone wants to park out in the boondocks.
Park it sideways, upside down inside out with hookers on top I don't give a shit.
People like that just seem so insignificant to me.
Like mommy never gave them a hug or something.

[z06boy]

I still love it when people refer to cars as investments.

I don't care if someone wants to park out in the boondocks.
Park it sideways, upside down inside out with hookers on top I don't give a shit.
People like that just seem so insignificant to me.
Like mommy never gave them a hug or something.

Because people like nice stuff and want to keep it that way ? Maybe it's different here...don't know but there are a lot of car enthusiast here and plenty of people that like to keep their stuff nice. :idk:

I'm not talking about inconsiderate azzhats that take up two spots and stuff like that either.

Fvck with my chit on purpose and you then become insignificant to me.

Oh and no it's not an 'investment' per say but it's mine so leave it alone.

[pauldun170]

Because people like nice stuff and want to keep it that way ? Maybe it's different here...don't know but there are a lot of car enthusiast here and plenty of people that like to keep their stuff nice. :idk:

I'm not talking about inconsiderate azzhats that take up two spots and stuff like that either.

Fvck with my chit on purpose and you then become insignificant to me.

Oh and no it's not an 'investment' per say but it's mine so leave it alone.

What the hell does your post have to do with my post?
My eyes are up here...not down there.
jerk

[z06boy]

What the hell does your post have to do with my post?
My eyes are up here...not down there.
jerk

Good...keep them up there...jerk.

Oops...5:00...signing off.

[Trip]

Parking next to someone with the intent of either intentionally or unintentionally damaging their vehicle. Like previously mentioned, parking so close they are forced to touch your vehicle to get into their own, etc. You may not like the analogy, but morally it's the same thing.

Parking next to them just to irritate but not actually interfering with their vehicle is not the same thing obviously.

They don't have to damage vehicles if you park close to them, they can straddle across from the passenger side or wait for the person to return that trapped them.

Intentionally damaging a motorcycle /= parking close to someone

You have a fucked up sense of justice if you believe that.

It would be more related to trapping a motorcycling so it couldn't leave the parking lot without rubbing up against the car trapping it.

You are also relating no damage (you can touch paint softly and not leave a mark) vs potentially thousands of dollars in damage.

[VatorMan]

I think it's hilarious that some of you would park beside a car in the back out of spite. However douches that take 2 spots deserve whatever spiteful people dish out. Like AL I try to park with one side to a curb to restrict parking lot asswipes that just want to hassle me.

[the chi]

They don't have to damage vehicles if you park close to them, they can straddle across from the passenger side or wait for the person to return that trapped them.

Intentionally damaging a motorcycle /= parking close to someone

You have a fucked up sense of justice if you believe that.

It would be more related to trapping a motorcycling so it couldn't leave the parking lot without rubbing up against the car trapping it.

You are also relating no damage (you can touch paint softly and not leave a mark) vs potentially thousands of dollars in damage.


We aren't on the same page. I'm not saying either one is right, they are both wrong, but you're coming from the "i have a shitty car so I dont give a shit" whereas I'm coming from the "i loved my car and I hate the people who park next to me and hit my fenders with their door" crowd.

Someone pushing your bike over or mine for that matter, is the same thing to me as the assholes who hit my car when I go out of my way to keep it out of their way. I'm not talking about those someone just parking, as I stated earlier, I'm talking about asshats who damage other peoples cars because they can.

If you're (not you, just for example's sake) a douche and park your bike so close to someone else's car they can't get into it, honestly, while it's not right, I can see why they would push your bike over. Why do you have the right to stop them from entering their vehicle in any manner when they aren't interfering with your right to enter or get on yours?

Edit to add: for the argument's sake, I am talking about using only one parking spot, not being a douche and using several to keep people away.

[t-homo]

What? Rather than ding the vehicle next to her.... she went in through a door that slides.

No, parking so close that she is forced to do that.

[Trip]

Edit to add: for the argument's sake, I am talking about using only one parking spot, not being a douche and using several to keep people away.

If someone is in their spot, I don't do that. I don't do it if they are taking two spots far away. I still park next to them and not in the next stall, just straddle the lane as well. Just give them room to get in and out.

If they take two spots close up, they get fucked with.

I also don't bash my car into theirs or my door. I don't do any damage.

[azoomm]

No, parking so close that she is forced to do that.

:lol: OK... I was within my lines. Straight, square, just like the others around us. She wasn't. And, I'm guessing she did it often enough to know how to get into her vehicle.

Hey, did y'all know up until September of last year no one took a behind the wheel exam in Texas to get a drivers license? It shows.

[the chi]

:lol: So you aren't that big an asshole.

(Like I didnt already know that, but I promise to keep your secert safe. Oh, wait. Oops. )

[Tmall]

Who ever said anything about damaging their vehicle or inconveniencing them? You guys just make shit up as you go?

I just think it's hilarious if somebody is so anal they intentionally park as far as possible away from the common folk. So, I park in the spot next to them so they effectively wasted their time...

[the chi]

:lol: OK... I was within my lines. Straight, square, just like the others around us. She wasn't. And, I'm guessing she did it often enough to know how to get into her vehicle.

Hey, did y'all know up until September of last year no one took a behind the wheel exam in Texas to get a drivers license? It shows.

WTF?! I had to take a drivers ed course and pass back in the day...but it got me out of taking the test at the DMV.

[Amber Lamps]

I guess the question for me is why? Why would you go out of your way just to fuck with another human being? Why does it make you happy/smile/fill you with some sense of accomplishment? Like Chi said, you don't know what that person went through to get that car. How hard they worked. So what if they want to try and keep it ding free, what's wrong with that?

I'll tell you guys what, from now on whenever you see a "pimped out", on 26'' rims Escalade/ Impala/ Yukon or other obvious drug dealers/hoodrat's car, parked far from the front door at Walmart. Go ahead and park right up next to it so they can't get back in and have to wait for you. :lol:

[askmrjesus]

Why would you go out of your way just to fuck with another human being?

It's cheaper than Bowling, and you can wear your own shoes.

JC

[G-Rex]

This whole thread boils down to one simple thing.

Don't be a douchebag. On both sides of the coin.

['73 H1 Triple]

Who ever said anything about damaging their vehicle or inconveniencing them? You guys just make shit up as you go?

I just think it's hilarious if somebody is so anal they intentionally park as far as possible away from the common folk. So, I park in the spot next to them so they effectively wasted their time...

:gofurslf:
I park way out in the boonies. I do it as a consideration to the other people in the parking lot.

You see, there is a 160 lb dog in the Suburban with me. That kind of un nerves some people when he starts barking when your head is is two feet from the window. :lol:

Just for the record, I park in one spot as straight and centered in the spot as humanly possible.


This whole thread boils down to one simple thing.

Don't be a douchebag. On both sides of the coin.

Exactly :yes:

[askmrjesus]

This whole thread boils down to one simple thing.

Don't be a douchebag. On both sides of the coin.

Douchebaggery is exponential in nature.

"He's being a Douche, so I'll be a BIGGER Douche."

The trick is to out douche your opponent, with out looking like a Douche. That said, even if you don't look like a Douche, you may end up feeling a bit douchelike anyway.

If not, you're probably really are Douche, so fuck you.

JC

(that was really fucking deep, I should write that down.)

[Homeslice]

I just think it's hilarious if somebody is so anal they intentionally park as far as possible away from the common folk. So, I park in the spot next to them so they effectively wasted their time...
Exactly.

And car club geeks with the name of their "crew" written on their windsheild get fucked with too. I know the only reason they park in the back of the lot is so they can get seen and "get respect"............So I fuck with them by parking my beater next to them. If they get mad and key it, who cares, it needs a paint job anyway. :lol

[Tmall]

I guess the question for me is why? Why would you go out of your way just to fuck with another human being? Why does it make you happy/smile/fill you with some sense of accomplishment? Like Chi said, you don't know what that person went through to get that car. How hard they worked. So what if they want to try and keep it ding free, what's wrong with that?

I'll tell you guys what, from now on whenever you see a "pimped out", on 26'' rims Escalade/ Impala/ Yukon or other obvious drug dealers/hoodrat's car, parked far from the front door at Walmart. Go ahead and park right up next to it so they can't get back in and have to wait for you. :lol:

The same reason you put all kinds of crap on your cars and bikes, because I like it. :lol

[Trip]

It's cheaper than Bowling, and you can wear your own shoes.

JC

Exactly, I subscribe to an Andy Kaufman philosophy. The audience is myself and the masses are the cast.

[Amber Lamps]

The same reason you put all kinds of crap on your cars and bikes, because I like it. :lol

Uhuh...that's a good reason. To each his own then, I guess. I enjoy my "crap" for myself without having to harm or indispose anyone else. You run around being a jerk, just for the fun of it and those two things are the same?

[Amber Lamps]

Exactly, I subscribe to an Andy Kaufman philosophy. The audience is myself and the masses are the cast.

Well, hopefully, the "cast" will continue to play by your script. One of these days, some bit player might go all "method" on you and beat your fucking ass into the ground.:wink:

[Tmall]

Uhuh...that's a good reason. To each his own then, I guess. I enjoy my "crap" for myself without having to harm or indispose anyone else. You run around being a jerk, just for the fun of it and those two things are the same?

How does parking next to somebody make me a jerk? Please explain..

[Amber Lamps]

How does parking next to somebody make me a jerk? Please explain..

Come on...your MOTIVATION makes you a bad person. If you give a child candy hoping they will develop cavities, you are a jerk! If you "innocently" park next to them, then no problem. That's not the case, you are maliciously performing an act to purposefully cause anguish to a fellow human being and that is wrong. Simple, motivation is the key.

[Tmall]

This is how I see your explanation..

Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

I see how you come to your conclusion. But, I think you're missing a couple of steps.

[Trip]

Well, hopefully, the "cast" will continue to play by your script. One of these days, some bit player might go all "method" on you and beat your fucking ass into the ground.:wink:

Wouldn't surprise me. :lol:

I don't do that shit as much anymore, mainly cause I rarely drive (wife drives most of the time) and I just don't like being around people that much anymore.

[Amber Lamps]

This is how I see your explanation..

Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

I see how you come to your conclusion. But, I think you're missing a couple of steps.

Really?

Step 1: See "nice" car parked on the outskirts of the parking lot.

Step 2: With purpose and malice you park your piece of shit/I don't have enough self-pride to take care of vehicle next to them to make them nervous at the very least.

Step 3: You walk away with a shit eating grin, a screwed up sense of self-satisfaction and a ton of bad karma.

[Trip]

a ton of bad karma.

Karma doesn't exist.

[Amber Lamps]

Karma doesn't exist.

Okay...

[Dave]

Who ever said anything about damaging their vehicle or inconveniencing them? You guys just make shit up as you go?

I just think it's hilarious if somebody is so anal they intentionally park as far as possible away from the common folk. So, I park in the spot next to them so they effectively wasted their time...

Wow. You must have a shitty penis

[Amber Lamps]

Wow. You must have a shitty penis

Low self esteem is my guess...possibly brought on by a small dick.:lol: He's the type that has his dog shit on the neighbors lawn that takes extra care of his yard. How dare someone have nice things and want to keep them nice. The nerve!:wink:

[CasterTroy]

Why would you go out of your way just to fuck with another human being?

Lack of self worth and self respect = lack of respect for anyone else

I've found that 1/2 the people I've come across have SOME sense of pride and self respect. These are the people that wash their cars, and follow a maint schedule pretty well. These are the people that either never HAD anything, and worked for everything they got, or they never actually had to struggle but their parents made them understand the value of a dollar and that they were to treat their things well so they lasted.
The other 1/2 either never HAD anything, thus didn't CARE and didn’t have parents that gave a shit about them or their possessions, or were given everything so freely that it didn't matter how they treated it....momma and daddy would buy them another one. So why respect anyone else’s crap?

Then….there are the assholes :idk:

[Trip]

Low self esteem is my guess...possibly brought on by a small dick.:lol: He's the type that has his dog shit on the neighbors lawn that takes extra care of his yard. How dare someone have nice things and want to keep them nice. The nerve!:wink:

Kinda like what you do on the internet?

Lack of self worth and self respect = lack of respect for anyone else

I've found that 1/2 the people I've come across have SOME sense of pride and self respect. These are the people that wash their cars, and follow a maint schedule pretty well. These are the people that either never HAD anything, and worked for everything they got, or they never actually had to struggle but their parents made them understand the value of a dollar and that they were to treat their things well so they lasted.
The other 1/2 either never HAD anything, thus didn't CARE and didn’t have parents that gave a shit about them or their possessions, or were given everything so freely that it didn't matter how they treated it....momma and daddy would buy them another one. So why respect anyone else’s crap?

Then….there are the assholes :idk:

Man, it must be nice to paint the entire world with just black and white.

[CasterTroy]

Man, it must be nice to paint the entire world with just black and white.

The only issue seems to be AL and which side he chooses to be on that day :idk:

[Trip]

The only issue seems to be AL and which side he chooses to be on that day :idk:

The only issue is everyone. People do shitty things even when they fall into your so called "good category" and the bad eggs can do very nice things as well. The world isn't defined by your simplistic view of the matter.

[CasterTroy]

The world isn't defined by your simplistic view of the matter.

Whether or not YOU like how I see the world is YOUR problem to deal with :nee:

[Trip]

Whether or not YOU like how I see the world is YOUR problem to deal with.

LOL, point proven thanks. This is a DISCUSSION board, if you do not feel like DISCUSSING the OPINION you raised, don't post it. People are going to disagree with your views, get use to it.

[CasterTroy]

This is a DISCUSSION board, if you do not feel like DISCUSSING the OPINION you raised, don't post it.

:lol: suffer bitch!


OK I'll bite. Where did I say there was a "Good" and "Bad" in that?

And when did I ever say I DIDN'T park so close to that camaro that if he hit his remote unlock button we'd swap paint, JUST because he decided to strattle the line up close to the door?

I said that I've found that there are generally 2 types of people I've seemed to enounter (should have said when it comes to cars etc....but still) then I said there's the assholes

Never said I wasn't one of the assholes :idk:

Nor did I say one type of person was BETTER than the other

People are going to disagree with your views, get use to it.

Damn dude...you don't admin two of the biggest motorcycle forums and NOT get use to THAT :lol:

Paul takes three trains and 2 cabs to go out of his way to disagree with me sometimes

[wildchild]

I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! :lol: the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! :).

this is funny to me. i brought my truck into the city for a party. parking is at a premium and some turd with a camary had tried to make the spot in front of him too small for all but a smart car. he was pulling his hair out as I parallel parked the truck between him and another car. he was the one who "infringed" on the spot ahead of him so he was the one I left the truck nearest to. I gave him at least 2 inches from my trailer hitch.

[Trip]

:lol: suffer bitch!


OK I'll bite. Where did I say there was a "Good" and "Bad" in that?

And when did I ever say I DIDN'T park so close to that camaro that if he hit his remote unlock button we'd swap paint, JUST because he decided to strattle the line up close to the door?

I said that I've found that there are generally 2 types of people I've seemed to enounter (should have said when it comes to cars etc....but still) then I said there's the assholes

Simplifying instead of saying people who care about stuff vs people who shit on stuff. Some people here believe that how you treat material objects represents what type of person you are, maybe you aren't one of those, I don't know.

I just disagreed with your view that there are only those 3 types of people. I think there is a lot more to people than that even when it comes to this.

Damn dude...you don't admin two of the biggest motorcycle forums and NOT get use to THAT :lol:

Paul takes three trains and 2 cabs to go out of his way to disagree with me sometimes

Well then why blast me about dealing with your opinion, I was simply just discussing and disagreeing.

[CasterTroy]

Simplifying




Was all I was doing. Had nothing to do with animal abuse, how someone viewed whether Clinton inhailed, etc....Simply talking about one subject (parking of cars/respect for other peoples cars in a parking lot) as if we were all standing in a parking lot watching how everyone else reacts and how they act in this ONE situation.


I just disagreed with your view that there are only those 3 types of people.

Again....being specific....about this particular subject. Wasn't trying to paint the whole WORLD in 3 colors...again, we're all standing in a virtual parking lot looking at cars and how people parked them

Well then why blast me about dealing with your opinion, I was simply just discussing and disagreeing.

Didn't realize I was blasting :idk: but after re-reading it I really shoulda put :nee: behind that statement.


Generally I don't take myself, or anyone ELSE too seriously. Damn I USE too :td: Use to get 3 degree's of bent outta shape and torqued up about shit people'd say on the internet. But then once I got into my 30's I realized I was just being an immature pussy about most of the stuff.

I may throw out an opinion every once and while that makes people think "WTF"? :skep: but it's more or less a passing thought I happened to just jot down without too much real "thought"

But typically, you're not gonna SEE me "blast" anyone. I apologize if it came across like that or if I came across as all high and mighty. I'm not that at all.

[Trip]

But typically, you're not gonna SEE me "blast" anyone. I apologize if it came across like that or if I came across as all high and mighty. I'm not that at all.

Don't worry about it.

Let's get back to cars in parking lots.

Who leaves their shopping carts in the parking lot and who puts them in the return?

I always put mine in the return, more for the benefit of the guy who has to come out and bring them back in, than for the people in the lot.

[the chi]

I put them in the return. I always feel guilty if I even think about leaving it on the curb or just sitting out. Seems so unclassy and rude to fellow shoppers and the employees. Even at Walmart. :lol:

[CasterTroy]

In my college years I would have found a curb or an island. But the older I get the less lazy I seem to be. Even if I have to walk all the way back to the store I'll walk it back.


Not saying I think less of the people who DO it...but I don't feel like I personally need to be doing that to others or the poor guys having to play rodeo round-up for these suckers in the rain and cold.

[defector]

Don't worry about it.

Let's get back to cars in parking lots.

Who leaves their shopping carts in the parking lot and who puts them in the return?

I always put mine in the return, more for the benefit of the guy who has to come out and bring them back in, than for the people in the lot.

I park my bike in the cart return. Fuck your carts. They need to be on the lot damaging hoity toity fancy ass cars.

[pauldun170]

Don't worry about it.

Let's get back to cars in parking lots.

Who leaves their shopping carts in the parking lot and who puts them in the return?

I always put mine in the return, more for the benefit of the guy who has to come out and bring them back in, than for the people in the lot.

I ALWAYS return the cart. If a store has no place in the lot, I'll walk the cart back to where they keep em normally.

[Trip]

I park my bike in the cart return. Fuck your carts. They need to be on the lot damaging hoity toity fancy ass cars.

ahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahaha

[Homeslice]

I put carts in the little island so they don't roll towards someone's car, but why should I walk them all the way back to the store? Stores have employees who do that. And they're hourly, not salaried, so what do they care?

[Trip]

I love the creativity of tags on this board. LOL

[Tmall]

Low self esteem is my guess...possibly brought on by a small dick.:lol: He's the type that has his dog shit on the neighbors lawn that takes extra care of his yard. How dare someone have nice things and want to keep them nice. The nerve!:wink:

Low self esteem? From the 50 year old man who lives like a teenager, always shows pictures of his new toys and upgrades on the internet, always posting half nude pics of his gf. The guy who got ragged on for over a year because he turned every thread on TWF into a story about him.. I could go on. I wouldn't be the one to cast the first stone if I lived in such a shiny glass domicile.

Edited to remove a touch of douchiness.

[RedRider2k2]

The last three cars I bought were hit in a parking lot within a year of owning them. The latest one within a month. These cars are far from fancy but it's infuriating that some dumb ass will damage it and then run off, No matter what the car is worth. This summer I was actually in the car when it got hit. The damage was borderline invisible but since the stupid bitch and her loser Boy Friend were complete assholes about it, I was sure to get a new rear bumper installed and painted on their dime.

Since then I sometimes park farther out than I have to. I dont take up 2 spaces or any of the other shit that everyone got into in this thread. Repairing that shit is expensive. With all the salt around here a simple paint chip can turn into a lot more in a hurry. I figure not wandering around the lot for a close parking spot is rewarding enough to justify parking a little further out anyway.

I can still see the humor in parking next to someone in the back of the lot though. Most people who would do that are not that likely to be the ones who accidentally ram their door into yours etc. I would probably just laugh:lol:

[Particle Man]

Low self esteem? From the 50 year old man who lives like a teenager, always shows pictures of his new toys and upgrades on the internet, always posting half nude pics of his gf. The guy who got ragged on for over a year because he turned every thread on TWF into a story about him.. I could go on. I wouldn't be the one to cast the first stone if I lived in such a shiny glass apartment..you should go check out the "Rent vs Buy" thread...



:lol

[Rangerscott]

I put carts in the little island so they don't roll towards someone's car, but why should I walk them all the way back to the store? Stores have employees who do that. And they're hourly, not salaried, so what do they care?

Im lazy, but not that lazy.

[pauldun170]

I put carts in the little island so they don't roll towards someone's car, but why should I walk them all the way back to the store? Stores have employees who do that. And they're hourly, not salaried, so what do they care?

I really do it so I can stroke a superiority complex over people who don't return the carts.

[Amber Lamps]

The only issue is everyone. People do shitty things even when they fall into your so called "good category" and the bad eggs can do very nice things as well. The world isn't defined by your simplistic view of the matter.

Uh no, "what kind of person you are" does not factor in to my view. If Mother Theresa did what you guys are describing, for that moment, she would be a bitch. What she does for the rest of her life will never erase that moment. I "judge" on a case by case basis. :lol: Today you rescue a puppy= nice guy, tomorrow you rape and murder three teenage girls=piece of crap, yesterday doesn't matter.:wink:

[Amber Lamps]

Low self esteem? From the 50 year old man who lives like a teenager, always shows pictures of his new toys and upgrades on the internet, always posting half nude pics of his gf. The guy who got ragged on for over a year because he turned every thread on TWF into a story about him.. I could go on. I wouldn't be the one to cast the first stone if I lived in such a shiny glass domicile.

Edited to remove a touch of douchiness.

Um no, I have WAY TOO MUCH esteem!:lol: In fact, I'm so great that I think that everyone should share in my uber-greatness.:wink: It's funny but I have posted my bike related stuff on this site and I know that a bunch of people, especially CF people, found this deplorable...:idk: What ya' gonna do?:wink:

BTW I'm curious, Dave was the one that made the initial comment about your penis AND he posts pics of his stuff AND he has a younger GF than I do that has several "half naked pics on this forum... Why no hatred for him?:lol

[Homeslice]

Im lazy, but not that lazy.

It's only lazy if it hurts someone/something. It doesn't --- It gives the workers more work to do, thus they earn more money. And personally if I worked at a grocery store I would rather go out and herd carts than work the register dealing with stupid people.

[tommymac]

I really do it so I can stroke a superiority complex over people who don't return the carts.

You live on LI so thats not much of a reach with all the suburban soccer moms and the sense of entitlement here ;)

[Tmall]

Um no, I have WAY TOO MUCH esteem!:lol: In fact, I'm so great that I think that everyone should share in my uber-greatness.:wink: It's funny but I have posted my bike related stuff on this site and I know that a bunch of people, especially CF people, found this deplorable...:idk: What ya' gonna do?:wink:

BTW I'm curious, Dave was the one that made the initial comment about your penis AND he posts pics of his stuff AND he has a younger GF than I do that has several "half naked pics on this forum... Why no hatred for him?:lol


Dave is no fun to argue with.

[Dave]

Dave is no fun to argue with.

Damn straight

[Amber Lamps]

Dave is no fun to argue with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6KjNmN2BA

[pauldun170]

You live on LI so thats not much of a reach with all the suburban soccer moms and the sense of entitlement here ;)

:lol:

[101lifts2]

First off....why would some of you care where people park their cars? So you can sit back and judge thinking you're God's gift to the earth?

How about people park their cars in the back so people won't ding the doors or carts won't hit the paint.

[Homeslice]

How about people park their cars in the back so people won't ding the doors or carts won't hit the paint.

Or cuz they're some skinny white boy who wants to show off the new body kit on their Civic. Can't do that very well unless it's parked by itself.

[Dave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6KjNmN2BA

im really more like mr horse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFSnLTo7dhk&feature=related

[101lifts2]

Or cuz they're some skinny white boy who wants to show off the new body kit on their Civic. Can't do that very well unless it's parked by itself.

You are talking about maybe 1%...and then unless it is doubled parked, who the fuck cares?

[Amber Lamps]

You are talking about maybe 1%...and then unless it is doubled parked, who the fuck cares?

Exactly! I can see MAYBE, wasting a thought for people parked way out, possibly thinking, "what a douche" or something but to go out of your way to park next to them?

[Dave]

Exactly! I can see MAYBE, wasting a thought for people parked way out, possibly thinking, "what a douche" or something but to go out of your way to park next to them?

it doubles the douche. these folks are why we have such retarded ass laws

[Rangerscott]

I smear chinchilla shit on their windows.

[Dnyce]

Or cuz they're some skinny white boy who wants to show off the new body kit on their Civic. Can't do that very well unless it's parked by itself.

what do u have against skinny white boys that put body kits on their civics? :lol
You are talking about maybe 1%...and then unless it is doubled parked, who the fuck cares?

homeslice apparently lol

i park 7-8 spots away from other cars, not necessarily way the fuck in the back, but a good buffer zone for sure. i dont drive a $100k, but its mine and paid for, and i keep it clean and dent free. i dont want fatass soccermoms and their careless kids scratching it up as they squeeze thru, i dont want govt workers leaned up against it with their huge fucking beltloop keychains as they get tools outta their side toolboxes, and to top it off, i dont want my door swinging open and hitting someone elses car(even if its a piece of shit), nor do i want to squeeze into my own car. i respect their property just as much as i respect my own, even if i dont think too highly of them for driving that dirty pos around.

ill walk alil extra for that convienance. however, i put carts away just so i can ride em thru the parking lot and then crash em into the rest of the carts :boobs:

[z06boy]

Who ever said anything about damaging their vehicle or inconveniencing them? You guys just make shit up as you go?

I just think it's hilarious if somebody is so anal they intentionally park as far as possible away from the common folk. So, I park in the spot next to them so they effectively wasted their time...

Nope...I haven't wasted anything as long as you don't ding my car. It's the people that don't really care where I park or where they park and don't care about cars in general that I worry about so I choose to park away from the masses. :idk:

[Kaneman]

Nope...I haven't wasted anything as long as you don't ding my car. It's the people that don't really care where I park or where they park and don't care about cars in general that I worry about so I choose to park away from the masses. :idk:

Exactly. The point isn't to showcase your car so everyone can see it, it is simply to lessen the risk of getting door dings from people with their heads in their ass.

[Homeslice]

The point WAS showcasing your car to several people I knew when I was younger. Always had to show off their latest mods, or park together as a "team". There was this one "crew" who did that at both high school and the movies and anywhere they went.......It became a joke because sometimes a few of us who weren't part of their "crew" would park a totally unrelated vehicle right next to them (like a beat-up F150), taking up 2 spaces just like each of them did, wheels cocked in the same direction, just to fuck with them :lol:

[z06boy]

The point WAS showcasing your car to several people I knew when I was younger. Always had to show off their latest mods, or park together as a "team". There was this one "crew" who did that at both high school and the movies and anywhere they went.......It became a joke because sometimes people in totally unrelated vehicles (like an F150) would park next to them, wheels turned in the same direction and everything, just to fuck with them :lol:

Now that is funny. :lol:


I remember back when I was in Japan in the service I bought a Mazda with a Rotory engine and hopped it up a little and did some cosmetic changes to make it look good and when I started dating a Japanese girl I hung out with some Japanese people and on Friday and Saturday night when we pulled in to the A & W Drive In...yep that's right :rofl:...the Toyota's would be in one section...Nissan's in another and Mazda's in another. It was pretty cool and fun but it always surprised a few to see my white azz in there with the locals. We were "Fast And Furious" before it ever came out in the States. :rofl: I laughed my azz off when those movies started coming out...it was a trip living over there...surprised I made it back alive to be honest.

[CasterTroy]

it always surprised a few to see my white azz in there with the locals.

Bet you were a giant there weren't you :lol:

[z06boy]

Bet you were a giant there weren't you :lol:

If you were 6 ft. or over yep pretty much !! :rofl:

[Tmall]

Exactly. The point isn't to showcase your car so everyone can see it, it is simply to lessen the risk of getting door dings from people with their heads in their ass.

I've never had a door ding or dinged anyone's door. How often do you think it happens? Do you not park if you can't park without anybody in an adjacent space? Wouldn't you like to have cars on either side to protect from errant carts?

[Particle Man]

I've never had a door ding or dinged anyone's door. How often do you think it happens? Do you not park if you can't park without anybody in an adjacent space? Wouldn't you like to have cars on either side to protect from errant carts?

My doors are all fucked up from careless bastards who don't give a shit about other people's things. It isn't fancy but it's mine and it's paid off and the fact that people are inconsiderate pricks just pisses me off.

[Dave]

Bet you were a giant there weren't you :lol:

Bet the first time he whipped it out the japanese girlfriend screamed godzilla

[Tmall]

My doors are all fucked up from careless bastards who don't give a shit about other people's things. It isn't fancy but it's mine and it's paid off and the fact that people are inconsiderate pricks just pisses me off.

Both of our cars (gf and myself) don't have a single one..

[Homeslice]

Bet the first time he whipped it out the japanese girlfriend screamed godzilla

You fantasizing about z06boy's package?

[Dave]

You fantasizing about z06boy's package?

nope. not concerned where other folks park their cars or spend their money either. wonder if those things are connected?....:lol

[Homeslice]

nope. not concerned where other folks park their cars or spend their money either. wonder if those things are connected?....:lol

you mean like owning skinny j-spec scrubs who park together in a "crew" is positively correlated with dick size? check

[Amber Lamps]

you mean like owning skinny j-spec scrubs who park together in a "crew" is positively correlated with dick size? check

I think that he's saying that being so overwhelmingly concerned with what the "crew" is doing, to the point of actually going out of your way to annoy them, is correlated to dick size...:lol:

Tmall actually listed a number of things about me that he apparently considers to be "faults" that should keep me penned up in my "glass domicile"... Again, everything I do, I do for me without harming others in any way. In fact, it never occurs to me to even consider anyone else when I buy a helmet or bike accessory. On the other hand, you are so bothered by these guys and their cars that you would stop whatever you are doing just to park by them. In a perverse attempt to prevent them from having a good time in their own way...

I don't know about you but me and my friends in Michigan used to meet up at Krispy Kreme on Sat, park way off in the corner, shoot the shit for hours and go for rides. It would really suck if some pissant would have found some way to mess that up for us. Oh wait, someone did... Someone complained to KK and they forbade us from hanging out there, even though we had never done anything wrong on their lot. I honestly hate people that have nothing better to do than try and break up someone else's fun for spite. Fucking weak!

[askmrjesus]

I don't know about you but me and my friends in Michigan used to meet up at Krispy Kreme on Sat, park way off in the corner, shoot the shit for hours and go for rides.

So, you were a cop?

JC

[Trip]

The tags are more entertaining than the thread

"i park my cock far away" is my favorite.

[Dave]

I think that he's saying that being so overwhelmingly concerned with what the "crew" is doing, to the point of actually going out of your way to annoy them, is correlated to dick size...:lol:

Tmall actually listed a number of things about me that he apparently considers to be "faults" that should keep me penned up in my "glass domicile"... Again, everything I do, I do for me without harming others in any way. In fact, it never occurs to me to even consider anyone else when I buy a helmet or bike accessory. On the other hand, you are so bothered by these guys and their cars that you would stop whatever you are doing just to park by them. In a perverse attempt to prevent them from having a good time in their own way...

I don't know about you but me and my friends in Michigan used to meet up at Krispy Kreme on Sat, park way off in the corner, shoot the shit for hours and go for rides. It would really suck if some pissant would have found some way to mess that up for us. Oh wait, someone did... Someone complained to KK and they forbade us from hanging out there, even though we had never done anything wrong on their lot. I honestly hate people that have nothing better to do than try and break up someone else's fun for spite. Fucking weak!

Yep. Im including slice in the never satisfied a woman sexually category. Probably gets jealous of a tube of lipstick

[Amber Lamps]

Yep. Im including slice in the never satisfied a woman sexually category. Probably gets jealous of a tube of lipstick

:lol: I don't know about all that but I'll never understand why someone would try and ruin some other guys' get together regardless if they approve of what the group does.:idk:

[Homeslice]

How is parking next to someone "ruining" anything or preventing anyone from having a good time?

Damn, you guys need to lighten up. Like you never pulled pranks on anyone. Hell, what I'm describing doesn't even qualify as a prank IMO. :idk: Prank = physically harming or inconveniencing someone, like slapping them upside the head, or setting up a cup of water to fall on someone when they open their locker. I'm quite sure all of you pulled that kind of thing and worse.

[Tmall]

Tigger you're a riot. I never said you had any faults. I swear it's like debating a pms'ing teenager.

If you would have taken a second to think about what I wrote instead of having a menstrual session, you'd have noticed I was pointing out that the things you do on here could very well stem from low self esteem. Yet, you're more than willing to attack my character because of how I entertain myself.

[Papa_Complex]

In my day we filled lockers with foam peanuts and shaving cream.

[Amber Lamps]

How is parking next to someone "ruining" anything or preventing anyone from having a good time?

Damn, you guys need to lighten up. Like you never pulled pranks on anyone. Hell, what I'm describing doesn't even qualify as a prank IMO. :idk: Prank = physically harming or inconveniencing someone, like slapping them upside the head, or setting up a cup of water to fall on someone when they open their locker. I'm quite sure all of you pulled that kind of thing and worse.

Dude, you stated that you do it just to mess with them. You intended to "break up" their look at me session for no reason other than malice. You wanted to prevent them from having the perfect line up they were after. Again, motivation.

[z06boy]

Bet the first time he whipped it out the japanese girlfriend screamed godzilla

:rofl: The land of girls with small hands !!

My doors are all fucked up from careless bastards who don't give a shit about other people's things. It isn't fancy but it's mine and it's paid off and the fact that people are inconsiderate pricks just pisses me off.

Yep and that's what I try to avoid...hate when people don't give a fvck about other people's stuff. I also mentioned parking my 99 Jeep away from other cars because of this...it may have been old but it was mine and I like to keep it nice too. :cheers:

As mentioned by Amberlamps...parking in the end slot next to the landscaping has it's advantages too.

I've never had a door ding or dinged anyone's door. How often do you think it happens? Do you not park if you can't park without anybody in an adjacent space? Wouldn't you like to have cars on either side to protect from errant carts?

Unfortunately around here it happens alot. They keep making the spaces smaller and smaller so they can cram more cars in smaller lots so I choose to park a bit out from everyone for this very reason. Again...I don't take up two spaces or anything...just park a little further out than the masses usually. I usually look to see which way the carts may roll too. :rofl:

[Papa_Complex]

As mentioned by Amberlamps...parking in the end slot next to the landscaping has it's advantages too.

Yup; grass clippings and weed whacker marks.

[z06boy]

Yup; grass clippings and weed whacker marks.

Well for me it's usually nights and weekends so they aren't doing that stuff.

During the week I park in a parking deck at work and have a nice car on each side and not mom and her 4 crumb snatchers that just sling the doors open in the stationwagon with the missing hubcap or three. :lol:

[karl_1052]

I've never had a door ding or dinged anyone's door. How often do you think it happens? Do you not park if you can't park without anybody in an adjacent space? Wouldn't you like to have cars on either side to protect from errant carts?

I have door dings on both sides of my winter beater. they were there before I got the car.

I went to NY state before christmas, and those people know how to eat, but they can't park for shit. The mall parking lot looked like an example of the chaos theory.

[Particle Man]

I went to NY state before christmas, and those people know how to eat, but they can't park for shit. The mall parking lot looked like an example of the chaos theory.

QFT - I avoid malls and shit around here for that reason.

[askmrjesus]

QFT - I avoid malls and shit around here for that reason.

I avoid malls so I don't run into Homeslice.

JC

[Particle Man]

:lol

[G-Rex]

I just don't want my car dinged up. It's that damn simple.

I'm glad I don't live near some of y'all.

[Tmall]

I just don't want my car dinged up. It's that damn simple.

I'm glad I don't live near some of y'all.

And this right here is why I do it.. :lol

[Amber Lamps]

And this right here is why I do it.. :lol

Main Entry: mal·ice
Pronunciation: \ˈma-ləs\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin malitia, from malus bad
Date: 14th century
1 : desire to cause pain, injury, or distress to another
2 : intent to commit an unlawful act or cause harm without legal justification or excuse
synonyms malice, malevolence, ill will, spite, malignity, spleen, grudge mean the desire to see another experience pain, injury, or distress. malice implies a deep-seated often unexplainable desire to see another suffer <felt no malice toward their former enemies>. malevolence suggests a bitter persistent hatred that is likely to be expressed in malicious conduct <a look of dark malevolence>. ill will implies a feeling of antipathy of limited duration <ill will provoked by a careless remark>. spite implies petty feelings of envy and resentment that are often expressed in small harassments <petty insults inspired by spite>. malignity implies deep passion and relentlessness <a life consumed by motiveless malignity>. spleen suggests the wrathful release of latent spite or persistent malice <venting his spleen against politicians>. grudge implies a harbored feeling of resentment or ill will that seeks satisfaction <never one to harbor a grudge>.

[Tmall]

2. butt hurt


A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.

Buffy got all butt hurt when Tyler held a seat for Brittney.

3. butt hurt


easily offended when one takes something too personally

jenny tries to hide her low self-esteem by being cocky. when joe tells her she's ugly, jenny gets BUTT HURT

[Homeslice]

Someone would have to be pretty weak-minded if they felt "maliced" or "anguished" because Tmall parked next to them in the back of the lot. He isn't going to be the type of person who would ding their door.

"Yeah, let's go way out to the back of the lot and ding this guy's door, and then better yet, let's remain here so that he knows who did it".........Yeah that makes sense.

So what is there to be afraid of? It's just a joke. Or is there something else other than your car that you're trying to protect?

[azoomm]

I'm now going to park out farther just to make malicious people walk farther than before. :lol:

[tommymac]

I'm now going to park out farther just to make malicious people walk farther than before. :lol:

Now whos showing mallice :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Someone would have to be pretty weak-minded if they felt "maliced" or "anguished" because Tmall parked next to them in the back of the lot. He isn't going to be the type of person who would ding their door.

"Yeah, let's go way out to the back of the lot and ding this guy's door, and then better yet, let's remain here so that he knows who did it".........Yeah that makes sense.

So what is there to be afraid of? It's just a joke. Or is there something else other than your car that you're trying to protect?

Uhuh...A "joke" is rarely funny to the victim. Look, the actual outcome is not the point, it is his admitted intent to do "harm" that defines it as a malicious act. Let me "dumb this down" for you. If you do something with the intent of causing a negative reaction, however slight, it is malice. Pure and simple. Hoe the other person reacts isn't Germain to the discussion. You all can justify this any way you wish but the bottom line is that you are doing it with malicious intent.

Apparently, there are two types of people om this forum, those that care about their vehicles, worked hard for them and would like to keep them nice and those that don't care about their vehicles, scorn those that do and endeavor to prevent them from fully enjoying their vehicles. Quite frankly, I don't see what harm "skinny white boys" are doing to you by lining up their cars and showing them off. I see that kind of thing around here all the time. Except it crosses all age, gender and race boundaries here. There were a bunch of older white guys with older American cars parked on the lot last Summer. Good thing you weren't around to ruin it for them.

[Amber Lamps]

2. butt hurt


A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.

Buffy got all butt hurt when Tyler held a seat for Brittney.

3. butt hurt


easily offended when one takes something too personally

jenny tries to hide her low self-esteem by being cocky. when joe tells her she's ugly, jenny gets BUTT HURT

Whatever, I'm not the one that's upset that people don't want to park next to my piece of shit car.

I'm now going to park out farther just to make malicious people walk farther than before. :lol:

:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Now whos showing mallice :lol:

Yea, she's going to force these assholes to dip into their crack fund to buy shoes from walking farther.:lol:

[tommymac]

Yea, she's going to force these assholes to dip into their crack fund to buy shoes from walking farther.:lol:

Well at least theyre at the mall already so they can buy new shoes :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Well at least theyre at the mall already so they can buy new shoes :lol:

:lol:

Maybe I'm too damn lazy but I can't even imagine making myself walk farther to get into the Mall just to annoy some random stranger? This is get a life at it's finest!:lol:

[Homeslice]

Uhuh...A "joke" is rarely funny to the victim. Look, the actual outcome is not the point, it is his admitted intent to do "harm" that defines it as a malicious act. Let me "dumb this down" for you. If you do something with the intent of causing a negative reaction, however slight, it is malice. Pure and simple. Hoe the other person reacts isn't Germain to the discussion. You all can justify this any way you wish but the bottom line is that you are doing it with malicious intent.
.

The actual outcome isn't important? So, the fact that nobody's car got dinged isn't important? :lol:

If I owned a Porsche or something and parked it way out there, and then later after I came out the store I saw a beater parked next to me, I would (or should) think it's funny. If for some reason I got offended, maybe it's a sign that I should lighten up.

If nobody were allowed to "commit malice" or whatever you want to call it, then nobody would learn any life lessons. For example, when other kids made fun of you in school, it taught you to either A) grow a pair and retaliate, or B) grow a pair and stop taking shit personally. Either choice requires growing a pair and getting some self-esteem.

When people feel offended, 90% of the time it's their own doing and their own choice.

[Amber Lamps]

The actual outcome isn't important? So, the fact that nobody's car got dinged isn't important? :lol:

If I owned a Porsche or something and parked it way out there, and then later after I came out the store I saw a beater parked next to me, I would (or should) think it's funny. If for some reason I got offended, maybe it's a sign that I should lighten up.

If nobody were allowed to "commit malice" or whatever you want to call it, then nobody would learn any life lessons. For example, when other kids made fun of you in school, it taught you to either A) grow a pair and retaliate, or B) grow a pair and stop taking shit personally. Either choice requires growing a pair and getting some self-esteem.

When people feel offended, 90% of the time it's their own doing and their own choice.

No, no, no little one the outcome is irrelevant because it is your intent to do harm that defines the term. If I take a gun, point it at you and fire, I am committing a malicious act whether or not I actually hit you. Your stated purpose was to cause these "skinny, white boys" emotional duress, it doesn't matter whether they laugh, cry or kick your ass. YOUR intent remains the same.

BTW as far as "learning life lessons" go, I'm not sure why you and your ilk have taken it upon yourselves to go out of your way to teach the rest of us character lessons but you can go ahead and take me out of your class roster.

[Tmall]

No, no, no little one the outcome is irrelevant because it is your intent to do harm that defines the term. If I take a gun, point it at you and fire, I am committing a malicious act whether or not I actually hit you. Your stated purpose was to cause these "skinny, white boys emotional duress, it doesn't matter whether they laugh, cry or kick your ass. YOUR intent remains the same.

You've past arguing for arguing sake and are now starting to sound like an idiot.

[Amber Lamps]

You've past arguing for arguing sake and are now starting to sound like an idiot.

Yes I know... I'm the one that goes around fucking with random people for no apparent reason.... What an idiot I am.:lol:

[101lifts2]

The actual outcome isn't important? So, the fact that nobody's car got dinged isn't important? :lol:

If I owned a Porsche or something and parked it way out there, and then later after I came out the store I saw a beater parked next to me, I would (or should) think it's funny. If for some reason I got offended, maybe it's a sign that I should lighten up....

Still funny if your Porsche had a door ding that you couldn't prove was the done by the car next to you?

...If nobody were allowed to "commit malice" or whatever you want to call it, then nobody would learn any life lessons. For example, when other kids made fun of you in school, it taught you to either A) grow a pair and retaliate, or B) grow a pair and stop taking shit personally. Either choice requires growing a pair and getting some self-esteem.

When people feel offended, 90% of the time it's their own doing and their own choice.

I believe the whole point to Amber's stance is such that why one would care where others park unless they have self esteem, anger or jealously issues.

[Amber Lamps]

Still funny if your Porsche had a door ding that you couldn't prove was the done by the car next to you?



I believe the whole point to Amber's stance is such that why one would care where others park unless they have self esteem, anger or jealously issues.

Yea he'd smile until he got home and found that ding....

Exactly my point, who's the asshole, the guy parking his vehicle out in the back to protect it or the guys going out of their way to fuck with them? The original tone of this thread suggested that it was the former.

[Homeslice]

Like I said 3-4 times already, a guy like Tmall who goes and parks next to you isn't going to ding you. It's common sense. Why would he stay there after dinging you?

Yeah, like he's going to ding you and then leave his car there, allowing you to retaliate or beat his ass. Yeah ok. :rolleyes:

[Amber Lamps]

Like I said 3-4 times already, a guy like Tmall who goes and parks next to you isn't going to ding you. It's common sense. Why would he stay there after dinging you?

Yeah, like he's going to ding you and then leave his car there, so that you can take down his plate number or wait for him and beat his ass. Yeah ok. :rolleyes:

Hahahaha ! The "dinging" isn't the point man, its the motivation behind him parking there to begin with. What is so hard to understand about that? He wants the guy to come out of the business and be anxious about his car because there's some piece of shit parked next to it. You want to ruin the "skinny white boys" presentation. I personally believe that there is something wrong with anyone that would go out of their way to cause harm to another human being. Period.

[askmrjesus]

I personally believe that there is something wrong with anyone that would go out of their way to cause harm to another human being. Period.

Every time you post it makes my head hurt, yet you continue to do it.

Clearly, there is something wrong with you.

JC

[Amorok]

Alls I know is this: If I need a parking space and you are taking up two, I'm gonna key your car. One of the idiots in my dorm at the forks would take up two spaces for his stupid four year old F150. There were 30 spaces for a dorm with over 200 guys in it! Fuck that, you're getting your shit keyed. Put a car cover on if it's that big a deal.

[Tmall]

Alls I know is this: If I need a parking space and you are taking up two, I'm gonna key your car. One of the idiots in my dorm at the forks would take up two spaces for his stupid four year old F150. There were 30 spaces for a dorm with over 200 guys in it! Fuck that, you're getting your shit keyed. Put a car cover on if it's that big a deal.


That's cool. Just don't park next to em... :lol

[askmrjesus]

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules

JC

[Amorok]

That's cool. Just don't park next to em... :lol

When there aren't any other parking places there aren't any options, and that's when I go all wolverine on that shit.

[tommymac]

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules

JC

Well played :lol:

[101lifts2]

Like I said 3-4 times already, a guy like Tmall who goes and parks next to you isn't going to ding you. It's common sense. Why would he stay there after dinging you?

Yeah, like he's going to ding you and then leave his car there, allowing you to retaliate or beat his ass. Yeah ok. :rolleyes:

The question still remains....why would you do it in the first place? You aren't in high school anymore homie. If that isn't the reason, then the next best guess is some personal issues.

[Tmall]

The question still remains....why would you do it in the first place? You aren't in high school anymore homie. If that isn't the reason, then the next best guess is some personal issues.

The more important question is, why would it bother you? Are you that entitled? You realize you don't own the park spot. You're borrowing it.

[101lifts2]

The more important question is, why would it bother you? Are you that entitled? You realize you don't own the park spot. You're borrowing it.

Don't answer a question with a question. I asked why you would even consider it in the first place?

[askmrjesus]

Don't answer a question with a question.

Why not?

JC

[tommymac]

Why not?

JC

Why ask why?

[Tmall]

Don't answer a question with a question. I asked why you would even consider it in the first place?

Did I hit a sore spot with the entitlement question? Why shouldn't I park next to that car?

Why ask why?

Because..

[tommymac]

Did I hit a sore spot with the entitlement question? Why shouldn't I park next to that car?



Because..

I was making a failed joke at the old bud dry commercials

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyCJo95bRxs

[Amber Lamps]

Don't answer a question with a question. I asked why you would even consider it in the first place?

Malice and jealousy... They keep using terms like "entitled", "showing off" and "away from us common folks". They see something that someone else has that they'll never attain so they have devised a passive/aggressive method to garner some small sense of self satisfaction. Seriously pathetic IMHO.

[Tmall]

Malice and jealousy... They keep using terms like "entitled", "showing off" and "away from us common folks". They see something that someone else has that they'll never attain so they have devised a passive/aggressive method to garner some small sense of self satisfaction. Seriously pathetic IMHO.

You should read "The emperors new clothes" and the "sour grapes" fables.

[101lifts2]

Why not?

JC

Because he is skirting around my question...

[101lifts2]

Did I hit a sore spot with the entitlement question? Why shouldn't I park next to that car?....

Let me make this a bit more clear...

Tmall hops into this car to go clothes shopping two miles away. However, he drives 1.5 miles, parks his car on the street then walks the remaining 0.5. Buys some clothes then walks 0.5 miles back to his car and drives home. Tmall then posts on the net his adventure just as I've described.

Do not think that people are going to ask why you would park 1/2 mile from the store just to walk that extra distance? Would an appropriate response be "why couldn't I park there"? The answer is no as we would think you have a screw loose or something. The same is true to ask why you would purposely park in the back of the lot next to another car just to walk another 500 feet.

There is something more than "why can't I park there".

[Tmall]

Let me make this a bit more clear...

Tmall hops into this car to go clothes shopping two miles away. However, he drives 1.5 miles, parks his car on the street then walks the remaining 0.5. Buys some clothes then walks 0.5 miles back to his car and drives home. Tmall then posts on the net his adventure just as I've described.

Do not think that people are going to ask why you would park 1/2 mile from the store just to walk that extra distance? Would an appropriate response be "why couldn't I park there"? The answer is no as we would think you have a screw loose or something. The same is true to ask why you would purposely park in the back of the lot next to another car just to walk another 500 feet.

There is something more than "why can't I park there".

Think of it this way. Tmall parks .5 miles away. And 101 says, "Why'd you park .5 miles away?" Then Tmall says, "It's none of your fucking business, but I didn't feel like walking .6 miles and felt like pissing off a bunch of whiny bitches on the internet." Would that satisfy you? Or do you think you would deserve a different answer?

[tommymac]

Think of it this way. Tmall parks .5 miles away. And 101 says, "Why'd you park .5 miles away?" Then Tmall says, "It's none of your fucking business, but I didn't feel like walking .6 miles and felt like pissing off a bunch of whiny bitches on the internet." Would that satisfy you? Or do you think you would deserve a different answer?

thats a win win then, ya didnt have to walk that .6 miles and ya got to piss someone off at the same time :lol:

[Homeslice]

The question still remains....why would you do it in the first place? You aren't in high school anymore homie. If that isn't the reason, then the next best guess is some personal issues.

Because it's funny?

I don't care how old I am, or how immature I may be in other people's eyes. If I think something is funny, I can't help it, it's funny. BFD what other people think.

[101lifts2]

Think of it this way. Tmall parks .5 miles away. And 101 says, "Why'd you park .5 miles away?" Then Tmall says, "It's none of your fucking business, but I didn't feel like walking .6 miles and felt like pissing off a bunch of whiny bitches on the internet." Would that satisfy you? Or do you think you would deserve a different answer?

None of your fucking buisness isn't a reason, is it?

[Trip]

Because it's hilarious. OMG, people like being assholes... That's such a revelation.... Dumbasses...

Tigger you can't talk for shit, cause you like to be an asshole sometimes too.

[101lifts2]

Because it's funny?

I don't care how old I am, or how immature I may be in other people's eyes. If I think something is funny, I can't help it, it's funny. BFD what other people think.

Lame..redflip

[Amber Lamps]

Because it's hilarious. OMG, people like being assholes... That's such a revelation.... Dumbasses...

Tigger you can't talk for shit, cause you like to be an asshole sometimes too.

I will absolutely never tuck with another persons property. Never.

[Trip]

I will absolutely never tuck with another persons property. Never.

How is parking next to someone fucking with their property? We aren't talking about damaging their property by any means.

[Amber Lamps]

How is parking next to someone fucking with their property? We aren't talking about damaging their property by any means.

Okay, you are making him anxious about his property, right? I know you all would like to rewrite your previous posts on this subject and somehow make this all seem cute and innocuous but the truth is that you all are mean spirited people.

[Homeslice]

:lol:

[CasterTroy]

Okay, you are making him anxious about his property

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xGuGSDsDrM

[Amber Lamps]

:lol:

:lol: right?:lol:

Well, this went on for longer than I anticipated but it was fun while it lasted! On to the next one.....:lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xGuGSDsDrM

:lol:

[Tmall]

Last word.

[Trip]

Okay, you are making him anxious about his property, right? I know you all would like to rewrite your previous posts on this subject and somehow make this all seem cute and innocuous but the truth is that you all are mean spirited people.

And you are not, dude, seriously you can't play all nice and proper with us. We have seen you be a bitch to people. I have already said it's hilarious to be an asshole, but we aren't damaging property, so fuck em if they can't take a joke.