Whipped Butter

[askmrjesus]

Why is this crap in my fridge?

I sure as hell didn't buy it. What's the goddamn point? Butter with air in it. Fucking Air-Butter. It takes a cubic foot of the shit to make anything taste like it has actual fucking butter on it. WHY? Probably goes great with helium filled marmalade.

Who invented this shit? Assholes, that's who.

"Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!"

Well fuck that, fuck them, and fuck whipped butter.

Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it.

JC

[Trip]

The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.

[smileyman]

Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water?

[askmrjesus]

Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water?

In North Korea maybe.

Cream and salt.

JC

[EpyonXero]

I love whipped butter.

[askmrjesus]

I dress in womens' clothing, and lip-sync to the Bay City Rollers.

Hi Epyon, and welcome to the I hate whipped butter thread.

JC

[Avatard]

Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks.

I keep stick butter in the fridge for measuring and cooking.

[Rangerscott]

I wish I could find a woman that I can settle down with and can churn my butter. So many woman lacking upper body strength.

[Papa_Complex]

I wish I could find a woman that I can settle down with and can churn my butter. So many woman lacking upper body strength.

You should take a trip to St. Jacobs, Ontario, and find yourself a nice Mennonite girl.

[Particle Man]

You should take a trip to St. Jacobs, Ontario, and find yourself a nice Mennonite girl.

Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.

[Papa_Complex]

Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.

Yeah, but it's New York.

NEW YORK.

Come on.

[askmrjesus]

Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.

When do they harvest the Mennonites?

JC

[Papa_Complex]

When do they harvest the Mennonites?

JC

October(fest).

[smileyman]

Rumspringa!!

[Dave]

Hi Epyon, and welcome to the I hate whipped butter thread.

JC

And he sang shang a lang and he ran with a gang a doowap a doobie do yay

[z06boy]

"Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!"

JC


:dvrofl:

Ok...this really did make me LOL in the office !! I guess that's why they keep taking chit off of the computer around here. :rofl:

[racedoll]

Why is this crap in my fridge?

Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it.

JC

So, why is it in your fridge?

Ours comes in cylinders.

[Particle Man]

Ours comes in cylinders.

doesn't that screw up your spark plugs?

[lauralynne]

First people start paying for WATER - now their paying for AIR?!

Get the fuck off my lawn!

[Papa_Complex]

First people start paying for WATER - now their paying for AIR?!

Get the fuck off my lawn!

Ever had an Aero chocolate bar?

[lauralynne]

Ever had an Aero chocolate bar?

Hell no - I like MILK in my chocolate, not air. ;)

[Trip]

Hell no - I like MILK in my chocolate, not air. ;)

Air is in pretty much every candy.

[LeeNetworX]

The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.

Throw that shit out, you lazy bastard.

[lauralynne]

Air is in pretty much every candy.

but not as a selling point...I'm not buying air, I'm buying candy, it just comes with air. Whipped/Aero/Etc is selling you air with your whatever...

But I'm just old and grouchy...

[Trip]

Throw that shit out, you lazy bastard.

My wife probably uses it and I would get in trouble.

[askmrjesus]

Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks.


I noticed that. The only reason I didn't say anything in all time I spent at your place, is that you never once ran out of bacon.

So, why is it in your fridge?


Mrs. askmrjesus was at a work function with food attached. Her boss was shitting brick shaped kittens, because it had sat unopened and (OMG!) out of the fridge for an entire hour...She rescued it from the Lysol influenced paranoia that seems to pervade American thinking these days. Fucking idiots running around with little spray bottles, trying to sanitize the whole damn planet.

First people start paying for WATER - now their paying for AIR?!

Get the fuck off my lawn!

I know, right? WTF?

JC

[Avatard]

I noticed that. The only reason I didn't say anything in all time I spent at your place, is that you never once ran out of bacon.


A true man understands the importance of hot and cold running butter and bacon.

[Particle Man]

A true man understands the importance of hot and cold running butter and bacon.

Damn now I definitely have to get another customer meeting set up in south Jersey :lol


Mmmmmm bacon

[tommymac]

Damn now I definitely have to get another customer meeting set up in south Jersey :lol


Mmmmmm bacon

pick me up on the way :)

[Particle Man]

:lol we will show up and ask to be adopted :lmao:

[tommymac]

:lol we will show up and ask to be adopted :lmao:

we will bring beer, they have to keep us :lol:

[Particle Man]

we will bring beer, they have to keep us :lol:
Good call, good call.

[askmrjesus]

:lol we will show up and ask to be adopted :lmao:

Come on down, I'll put your asses to work. :lol:

JC

[Avatard]

A springtime celebration of meat, grease, beer, music, motorcycles, musclecars, and carpentry.

My GF is gone, so we're free to play the drums at 3:00 am again...I have free run of the joint. Sounds like a plan.

[Particle Man]

I will see what I can do about getting down there!

[askmrjesus]

A springtime celebration of meat, grease, beer, music, motorcycles, musclecars, and carpentry.

My GF is gone, so we're free to play the drums at 3:00 am again...I have free run of the joint. Sounds like a plan.

It will be just like Woodstock.

No, better, Meatstock! Wait, that doesn't sound right. We need hippie chicks.

Avatard, get on that.

JC

[101lifts2]

I stopped using butter/margarine almost 8 years ago. Shit is garbage. Use olive oil instead.

[Avatard]

MMM, hot Olive Oiled pancakes.

Shut the fuck up.

Butter, motherfucker. Deal with it.

[Particle Man]

I stopped using butter/margarine almost 8 years ago. Shit is garbage. Use olive oil instead.
You put that shit on a baked potato? Yuck...

[Amorok]

Olive oil on my waffles? Olive oil on my popcorn? Olive oil in my grits? What the hell is wrong with you?

[askmrjesus]

Olive oil on my waffles? Olive oil on my popcorn? Olive oil in my grits? What the hell is wrong with you?

He's extra virgin.

JC

[Amorok]

Butter. It's been making food taste awesome forever, why fuck with that? Like that goddamn margarine travesty, everybody said to start using that abominable shit and that it was healthy for me. Well the jokes on you asshole! Apparently that disgusting petroleum-based slime cause cancer or some such. But the guys like me who kept eating creamy, delicious cow extract are just fucking fine! That's why I throw packets of real sugar at all the health food nuts when I get the chance.

[101lifts2]

MMM, hot Olive Oiled pancakes.

Shut the fuck up.

Butter, motherfucker. Deal with it.

Syrup?:lol:

[101lifts2]

You put that shit on a baked potato? Yuck...

I usually just eat it without putting anything on it...sour cream is OK, though.

[101lifts2]

Olive oil on my waffles? Olive oil on my popcorn? Olive oil in my grits? What the hell is wrong with you?

Put syrup on the waffles.

Eat the popcorn plain.

Grits are nasty...butter or no butter.

Anything else?

[tommymac]

MMM, hot Olive Oiled pancakes.

Shut the fuck up.

Butter, motherfucker. Deal with it.

next thing you know he will be bad mouthing bacon and we cant have that :lol:

[askmrjesus]

Eat the popcorn plain.

Anything else?

Sex: Missionary, with the lights off.

JC

[Particle Man]

Sex: Missionary, with the lights off.

JC
Nah he's saving himself for marriage.

[tommymac]

Sex: Missionary, with the lights off.

JC

be like some of the crazy hassidic jews and have a sheet between you with a hole cut in it :lol:

[Avatard]

Nah, I have a hunch he might be the hole in the wall kinda guy, if you get my drift.

[tommymac]

Nah, I have a hunch he might be the hole in the wall kinda guy, if you get my drift.

a la porkys :lol:

[Amorok]

Those guys were looking at girls they wanted to bang. I'm not sure how but I think this is different...

[Avatard]

Yeah, I'm getting that too.

[askmrjesus]

Those guys were looking at girls they wanted to bang. I'm not sure how but I think this is different...

He'd like to go to Porkys', but the hole is unclean.

JC

[Amorok]

I guess the hole has bacon grease around it or something? Fucking commie.