I think I put the fear of god in him

[derf]

So for christmas my daughter gets a phone as her big gift. She uses it, but mainly for text messages and to call us to let us know where she is.

So last week she starts getting texts from some guy talking about getting in on the betting pool for football, and that she needs to get in on this now.

So this morning I was snooping through her texts and see that she got 20 texts from him over the last week. So I call him back this morning to inform him that the number is for a 10 year old girl. Dude hangs up real quick, so I try to call him back, and no surprise, no answer. But he does send me a reply message that says "I apologize sir, I thought this was my friends old number".

I mean it was an honest mistake on his part, but the reaction was pretty funny.

[Uma]

Love it! Point for Derf!!

[tommymac]

yeah but if he knew you were a 4 ft jew he would have not apologized :lol:

[derf]

yeah but if he knew you were a 4 ft jew he would have not apologized :lol:

I can be a scrappy little fighter, bite his ankles and shit, throw pennies at him too

[Particle Man]

yeah but if he knew you were a 4 ft jew he would have not apologized :lol:

:lmao: nice

[Tmall]

throw pennies at him too

Is this how your people show off their wealth???

[LeeNetworX]

I can be a scrappy little fighter, bite his ankles and shit, throw pennies at him too

Bullshit. A Jewish guy would never throw his pennies away.

[G-Rex]

Bullshit. A Jewish guy would never throw his pennies away.

That's exactly what I was thinking! :lol

[defector]

throw pennies at him too

But you leave yourself open when you run back over there to pick them back up.

[pauldun170]

Bullshit. A Jewish guy would never throw his pennies away.

:lol

[derf]

Bullshit. A Jewish guy would never throw his pennies away.

Wait for it

That's exactly what I was thinking! :lol

wait for it

But you leave yourself open when you run back over there to pick them back up.

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[Rangerscott]

Dude. You could have gotten rid of your daughter. Sure she's only 10 but you know how much money you would have saved having someone else take care of her. Tigga plz!

[tommymac]

Wait for it



wait for it



http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/hw07.jpg

I waited for a red x what a gyp :x:

[Amber Lamps]

Bullshit. A Jewish guy would never throw his pennies away.

They keep little strings tied to them like a yo-yo.:lol:

[Gas Man]

First off WTG Dad. More parents need to step up their game of watching over their kids and snooping thru their stuff/life.

Secondly, gold star for you handling the situation.

Lastely, now tell your little girl, next time, to tell daddy about strange texts or calls.

[tommymac]

They keep little strings tied to them like a yo-yo.:lol:

Or like al bundy in the nudie bar with his dollar bill tied to a string :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Or like al bundy in the nudie bar with his dollar bill tied to a string :lol:

:lol

[Looni2ns]

Wow, he called you "sir". I think you got his attention. LOL

[racedoll]

yeah but if he knew you were a 4 ft jew he would have not apologized :lol:

:dthumb: Sorry derf.

Way to go for checking up on her texts and following through.