Bacon

[Avatard]

Why Bacon Is A Gateway To Meat For Vegetarians

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2011/01/28/133304206/why-bacon-is-a-gateway-to-meat-for-vegetarians

Behold the fucking power of bacon, veggie bitches.

[Mikey]

Bacon is life.

[defector]

I usually dismiss vegetarians because they try and make their products taste like...........





meat.

[Particle Man]

Bacon rulez all

[askmrjesus]

I wonder if cocktail wienies could cure lesbianism.

You know, start small and all that.

JC

[Particle Man]

I wonder if cocktail wienies could cure lesbianism.

You know, start small and all that.

JCWhy change it? It makes for good pics...

[101lifts2]

Unclean meat. Avoid it.

[Particle Man]

Unclean meat. Avoid it.

Avoid bacon? What manner of witchcraft is this?!?

Someone make the bad man go away!!

:eek:

[Amorok]

Unclean meat. Avoid it.

First butter and now bacon?! Fuck you you commie, pinko, HIPPY!!!!

[askmrjesus]

Unclean meat. Avoid it.

21'st century, live in it.

JC

[101lifts2]

First butter and now bacon?! Fuck you you commie, pinko, HIPPY!!!!

Ya know when I was younger, the bacon was mostly meat and about 2inches wide and 8inches long. Now...the shit is all fat and processed with nitrides (not good for the heart).

http://www.time-to-run.com/nutrition/worstfoods.htm

The problem today is that foods aren't the same as was eaten in the 1970s. You have to look for cleaner foods nowadays.

[Avatard]

Fuck you.

BACON.

http://www.baconshirts.com/images/iheartbacon_panty1.jpg

[101lifts2]

I can assure you that chick does not eat bacon, though she does like the other meat.

[Avatard]

You've never even seen a woman's vagina, except in pictures. The last vag you saw, is when you were born.

[Amorok]

Yep. I have to support the tard's view of your relationship with vagina. From your stance on butter and bacon I have become convinced that the last time you were in one you were coming out of it.

[101lifts2]

You've never even seen a woman's vagina, except in pictures. The last vag you saw, is when you were born.

Isn't the internet great? You can make statements (for whatever reasons) to make yourself look better. Wow u are so cool.

[101lifts2]

Yep. I have to support the tard's view of your relationship with vagina. From your stance on butter and bacon I have become convinced that the last time you were in one you were coming out of it.

Yes clearly avoiding butter and bacon should be viewed as avoiding pussy. You are clearly a college graduate...oh wait no you aren't and neither is Tard.

[Avatard]

But we've actually had sex with females.

[Amorok]

I've been having sex with a slammin hottie for the last 11 years. Also, after Feb 14th I will be a college graduate. Not only wiull I have a gedree, but one you payed for. Whose the smart guy nlow, fucksticlk?!

[Dave]

I can assure you that chick does not eat bacon, though she does like the other meat.

She loves me so she hates to be alone, don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone

[Dave]

I've been having sex with a slammin hottie for the last 11 years. Also, after Feb 14th I will be a college graduate. Not only wiull I have a gedree, but one you payed for. Whose the smart guy nlow, fucksticlk?!

Is this an apoc/gasman hottie or...?

[101lifts2]

But we've actually had sex with females.

Go away ur annoying.

[Avatard]

My bacon thread. You are the interloper.

http://poopnugget.com/files/gaysimmons.jpg

[askmrjesus]

Go away ur annoying.

I bet you say that to all the girls...

JC

[101lifts2]

I've been having sex with a slammin hottie for the last 11 years. Also, after Feb 14th I will be a college graduate. Not only wiull I have a gedree, but one you payed for. Whose the smart guy nlow, fucksticlk?!

Well congrats on the degree..and I mean that sincerely. :dthumb:

Pics of girl...we'll be the judge...:lol:

[Amorok]

Find yer own girl, sissy.

[Avatard]

Don't count on it. The way this fairy eats, he's only likely to land a hippie chick, and a hippie chick needs a nerdy conservative like a fish needs a bicycle.

[Particle Man]

Now I'm imagining a fish trying to ride a bicycle.

[Papa_Complex]

I am so craving a Hardee's "Six Dollar Burger" right now.

[Dave]

I am so craving a Hardee's "Six Dollar Burger" right now.

I miss them three cheese doubles at jack in the box.

Hell I miss jack..

And whataburger...

[Amorok]

I want to hit Carl's Jr and watch my heart explode.

[Avatard]

Mmmm. Don't have those around here. Damn.

[Adeptus_Minor]

So I just figured out the purpose of a high cholesterol diet.
When you live a life of danger and mystery, you never know when you might get shot or stabbed in the heart.
This is where a high cholesterol diet is important. Any minor punctures of the cardiac tissue can actually self-seal. You can eat your way to the world's first Run Flat Heart!

[Dave]

Mmmm. Don't have those around here. Damn.

theres a hardees in middletown delaware. or you could always hit the turnpike for some roy rogers. 'course i understand carl's jr doesnt own them anymore so i guess its not quite the same thing

So I just figured out the purpose of a high cholesterol diet.
When you live a life of danger and mystery, you never know when you might get shot or stabbed in the heart.
This is where a high cholesterol diet is important. Any minor punctures of the cardiac tissue can actually self-seal. You can eat your way to the world's first Run Flat Heart!

pure genius

[Adeptus_Minor]

pure genius


Mental fatigue and fattening meat products make strange bedfellows.