Motocross Golf

[Trip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcO72qo6M7c

[TYEster]

:lol:

[smileyman]

one of my favorite childhood fantasies. To tear the shit outta the greens and fairways on an enduro.
Right up there with my wish to go cart all over a shopping mall's waxed up pretty floor...

[Apoc]

one of my favorite childhood fantasies. To tear the shit outta the greens and fairways on an enduro.
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Why? Why would you want to ruin a golf course when theres plenty of places to ride where you can tear up all the shit you want?

I fucking hate people who drive their golf carts onto the green, never mind the assholes who get on it with quads and dirtbikes at night, just to be assholes.

[smileyman]

Its like new fallen snow, virgin earth, you just want to drift all over it...

[Trip]

Why? Why would you want to ruin a golf course when theres plenty of places to ride where you can tear up all the shit you want?

I fucking hate people who drive their golf carts onto the green, never mind the assholes who get on it with quads and dirtbikes at night, just to be assholes.

Because, golf is a douchebag sport. To destroy a pristine golf course would be awesome.

[defector]

Because, golf is a douchebag sport. To destroy a pristine golf course would be awesome.

Fuck that.
I just park my busted ass golf cart real close to the fancy Cadillac carts.

[derf]

Fuck that.
I just park my busted ass golf cart real close to the fancy Cadillac carts.

Fuck that I just ride my bike through the naturally formed dune style jumps called sand pits

[smileyman]

I thought golfers loved challenging hazards? What could be more challenging than a rutted green?

[Apoc]

Because, golf is a douchebag sport. To destroy a pristine golf course would be awesome.



Dont you make huge christmas light displays? Whats anymore douchey than that?

[derf]

I thought golfers loved challenging hazards? What could be more challenging than a rutted green?

Maybee this should be a challenging gold hazard. Yeh, when your bike sits in mud ankle deep you know you have problems

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcUyxTV4CjU

[Trip]

Dont you make huge christmas light displays? Whats anymore douchey than that?

I am not saying you are a douche, but golf has always been the haven for douche. Why don't ya'll just drink in a bar like the rest of us instead of pretending to smack a ball around a waste of land.

[Apoc]

I thought golfers loved challenging hazards? What could be more challenging than a rutted green?

There arent supposed to be Hazards on the green. As far as fairways and sandttraps, I could care less what the assholes do, but leave the greens alone.

[Apoc]

I am not saying you are a douche, but golf has always been the haven for douche. Why don't ya'll just drink in a bar like the rest of us instead of pretending to smack a ball around a waste of land.

Oh, I agree that 90% of those who play are cardigan wearing douches. But the game itself is a ton of fun, and one of the most challenging sports in the world.

[derf]

Oh, I agree that 90% of those who play are cardigan wearing douches. But the game itself is a ton of fun, and one of the most challenging sports in the world.

Only because its the only place where drinking and driving (golf carts) is strongly encouraged

[Apoc]

Only because its the only place where drinking and driving (golf carts) is strongly encouraged



No, because it takes a ton of skill and practice to ever get good at the game, and if you take it seriously, its an excellent challenge.

I rarely have more than a couple of beer during a round. But thats partly because I have to drive home after playing, and really dont need a DUI.

[smileyman]

Hey I do not judge others. Laugh at them sure but judge...Never. Put my down to drive the drink cart...Again!

[Trip]

No, because it takes a ton of skill and practice to ever get good at the game, and if you take it seriously, its an excellent challenge.

You realize that's true about every sport. It takes a ton of practice/repetition to get good at any sport. Hell, bowling is just as tough. It's definitely not one of the most challenging in the world. Not even close. Hitting a stationary ball at a stationary hole can't come close to any interactive sport.

[derf]

You realize that's true about every sport. It takes a ton of practice/repetition to get good at any sport. Hell, bowling is just as tough. It's definitely not one of the most challenging in the world. Not even close. Hitting a stationary ball at a stationary hole can't come close to any interactive sport.

And unless I'm wrong there is no drinking and driving in bowling like there is in golf

[Trip]

And unless I'm wrong there is no drinking and driving in bowling like there is in golf

What if you are too poor for a cart, then you got to walk that shit.

There is drinking and lifting of 16 lbs balls though.

[smileyman]

I'm used to drinking and carrying 16lb balls. Does that make couch surfing a sport.