Christina Aguilera

[Porkchop]

FUCKED UP. How the hell do you mess up that bad???? :lol: :scratch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgxA3Aus8jY&feature=player_embedded

[askmrjesus]

Nobody listens to lyrics anymore. :lol:

While we're on the subject, what the fuck is with the Black Eyed Peas?

Shit looks like Christmas at Trip's house.

JC

[tommymac]

well they sure werent worth listening to, does fergie sound that bad live all the time?

[Porkchop]

Nobody listens to lyrics anymore. :lol:

While we're on the subject, what the fuck is with the Black Eyed Peas?

Shit looks like Christmas at Trip's house.

JC

:lol: I want one of those glowey suits.

But the BEP's sucked. Even Usher was better. I would much rather see the old rockers have the halftime show, like Tom Petty or the Stones.

[tommymac]

:lol: I want one of those glowey suits.

But the BEP's sucked. Even Usher was better. I would much rather see the old rockers have the halftime show, like Tom Petty or the Stones.

at least they sound good live.

[azoomm]

at least they sound good live.

It's because they've been dead for years ....

[derf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7lUkYWkEDA&feature=watch_response

This one points out the wrong words better, and you can also hear the crowd roar when she finally gets the words right

[Amber Lamps]

FUCKED UP. How the hell do you mess up that bad???? :lol: :scratch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgxA3Aus8jY&feature=player_embedded

Ask Rosie O'Donnell...:lol:

[Homeslice]

ugly red lipstick....

[smileyman]

T-T-Tw-Tw-Twat.

[EpyonXero]

:lol: I want one of those glowey suits.

But the BEP's sucked. Even Usher was better. I would much rather see the old rockers have the halftime show, like Tom Petty or the Stones.

No way, the last few years were even worse. The Who? Give me a break....

[101lifts2]

FUCKED UP. How the hell do you mess up that bad???? :lol: :scratch:...

Oh....easy to sing the second line again in place of the fourth. Happens to me all the time at Super Bowls.:lol:

[Trip]

No way, the last few years were even worse. The Who? Give me a break....

The Who was much better than these dumbfucks and I hate the mother fucking who. Hell Fergie absolutely destroyed anything she attempted to sing, she needs to stick to lipsyncing. This halftime show was the worst in a very very very long time.

[TommyHotWheel]

Who gave Fugly the meth face permission to fuck up an iconic song with the original guitarist playing along in the first place?

[Porkchop]

No way, the last few years were even worse. The Who? Give me a break....

Notice I didnt include them in the example? :lol:

The Who was much better than these dumbfucks and I hate the mother fucking who. Hell Fergie is absolutely destoryed anything she attempted to sing, she needs to stick to lipsyncing. This halftime show was the worst in a very very very long time.

Fergie was yelling everything, she wasnt even singing. And have you seen close-up pics from tonight? She looks fat in the face. Where's our puke symbol???

[Papa_Complex]

The Who was much better than these dumbfucks and I hate the mother fucking who. Hell Fergie absolutely destroyed anything she attempted to sing, she needs to stick to lipsyncing. This halftime show was the worst in a very very very long time.

The Who was incredible, when playing live. Saw them with The Clash, at Rich Stadium in Buffalo, half a lifetime ago.

There's been talk that Fergie's mic was screwed up; off half the time. Not that I care much. Don't like them anyway.

Aguilera might have had better luck at remembering the words, if she hadn't been so set on making a Simpsons parody of the damned song.

[defector]

Here we bet on everything we can think of with the Superbowl. I actually won $20 on Aguilera screwing it up somehow.
I need to check the tape, since I also had the song taking over 2 minutes start to finish.

[Hydrant]

I think it was like 1:52 ish IIRC.

I won $30 on the color of the Gatorade they dumped at the end.

[defector]

I think it was like 1:52 ish IIRC.

I won $30 on the color of the Gatorade they dumped at the end.
Dammit! I lost $5 on the gatorade - I picked yellow.

[ontwo]

Pop music sucks. Pop musicians suck. What did you guys expect?

[Kaneman]

Pop music sucks. Pop musicians suck. What did you guys expect?

:skep:

Whatever dude, if it sucked it obviously wouldn't be popular. Asshole.

[Papa_Complex]

:skep:

Whatever dude, if it sucked it obviously wouldn't be popular. Asshole.

As people in general seem to suck, which I think you tend to agree with, does that not imply that popular ANYTHING would also tend to suck? ;)

[Kaneman]

As people in general seem to suck, which I think you tend to agree with, does that not imply that popular ANYTHING would also tend to suck? ;)

Yes, unless I like it.

[ontwo]

:lol

[Papa_Complex]

Yes, unless I like it.

Hey, I like Nickleback and some Creed, and P!nk. Sometimes our taste has.... lapses :lol:

[Krypt Keeper]

I thought the first time they showed Christina she was Cindy Lauper...

Then she started the national anthem and ruined everything..

Halftime show was terrible.

[EpyonXero]

The Who was much better than these dumbfucks and I hate the mother fucking who. Hell Fergie absolutely destroyed anything she attempted to sing, she needs to stick to lipsyncing. This halftime show was the worst in a very very very long time.

I wont say it was good but I dont think it was any worse than 90% of previous halftime shows. The last time I remember enjoying a halftime show was Prince in Miami.

[OneNotSoSickPsycho]

She messed up the words, but at least she sounded good. She looked a little chunky too...in certain angles, I saw a bit of a double chin. Funny thing is, me and everyone else at the superbowl party we were at didn't even notice she messed up the words. :lol:

As for the halftime show...I'm glad I missed it.

Did anyone see the Doritos commercial where the guy licked him coworkers fingers?!?! HILARIOUS!!!! :lol:

[KSGregman]

It was almost surreal....

I had just finished watching a show about how quickly the Western Roman Empire fell into decline after a series of bad emperors emphasized enriching and pleasuring themselves and their friends and family at the expense of their citizens while keeping the filthy masses distracted with "panem et circenses"....then....

I turned on the Super Bowl and was like hmmmmmmm....didn't I just watch this show?

[defector]

Did anyone see the Doritos commercial where the guy licked him coworkers fingers?!?! HILARIOUS!!!! :lol:

Yeah, and the one where he tore dude's pants off to smell them, too. WTF? :lol:

[Homeslice]

I don't even know what musical genre Black Eyed Peas fits into, unless you want to call it "dance music". Personally I call it "music car companies pick for their commercials to make their cars seem hip". Typically a metrosexual ride like a G37, Jetta, Mazda 3, etc.

[Papa_Complex]

.....

Skipping obvious joke

.....

[Avatard]

HAhahaha

[KSGregman]

...Personally I call it "music car companies pick for their commercials to make their cars seem hip". Typically things like Mazdas that are styled for metrosexuals.

Stick to what you know, right? :lmao:

[Kaneman]

It was almost surreal....

I had just finished watching a show about how quickly the Western Roman Empire fell into decline after a series of bad emperors emphasized enriching and pleasuring themselves and their friends and family at the expense of their citizens while keeping the filthy masses distracted with "panem et circenses"....then....

I turned on the Super Bowl and was like hmmmmmmm....didn't I just watch this show?

This guy for prez.

[CasterTroy]

I thought the first time they showed Christina she was Cindy Lauper...



I was thinking Sally Struthers


http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/sally-struthers-the-family-that-preys-new-york-premiere-arrivals-0GRMba.jpg


Christina is on the same road.....she's fittin to get chunky.....just wait and see

[njchopper87]

I was playing with the dog when she was singing, so I only found out this morning in class she fucked up. Meh.

I really replied here to share my disgust with the half time show.. my father and I are in agreement that good shows must be a thing of the past.

[Dave]

I don't even know what musical genre Black Eyed Peas fits into, unless you want to call it "dance music". Personally I call it "music car companies pick for their commercials to make their cars seem hip". Typically things like Mazdas that are styled for metrosexuals.

Everytime I hear that one song I start thinking about all those old fat white democrats trying to look hip dancing to it at the dnc in 04 :lol:

[Dave]

I was playing with the dog when she was singing, so I only found out this morning in class she fucked up. Meh.

I really replied here to share my disgust with the half time show.. my father and I are in agreement that good shows must be a thing of the past.

Games should be games. Not a fair sideshow.

Whole damns nfl is bloated way out of proportion

[EpyonXero]

It was almost surreal....

I had just finished watching a show about how quickly the Western Roman Empire fell into decline after a series of bad emperors emphasized enriching and pleasuring themselves and their friends and family at the expense of their citizens while keeping the filthy masses distracted with "panem et circenses"....then....

I turned on the Super Bowl and was like hmmmmmmm....didn't I just watch this show?

So Jerry Jones is Caesar?

[KSGregman]

So Jerry Jones is Caesar?

"Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions — everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses."

- Juvenal, Satire 10.77–81 ~ 100 AD

No....Jerry Jones and people like him are only a symptoms of the larger problem. Our Country is literally falling apart....and the people most responsible for influencing events in our Country, that is....US, are almost completely disconnected from the process....anxiously hoping instead for bread and circuses.

There is absolutely NOTHING new under the sun....

[Amber Lamps]

The Who was incredible, when playing live. Saw them with The Clash, at Rich Stadium in Buffalo, half a lifetime ago.

There's been talk that Fergie's mic was screwed up; off half the time. Not that I care much. Don't like them anyway.

Aguilera might have had better luck at remembering the words, if she hadn't been so set on making a Simpsons parody of the damned song.

No way...in '82-83 with Eddie Money? Ha I saw that show at the "echo dome" in Pontiac!!!:lol:

[Papa_Complex]

No way...in '82-83 with Eddie Money? Ha I saw that show at the "echo dome" in Pontiac!!!:lol:

I should have checked the date on the old, beaten up bootleg shirt that I finally tossed out last week. Seems to me that it was some also-ran band, rather than Eddie Money. At the time I didn't recognize the name and I sure knew Eddie Money back then. Whoever it was, they got gang ignored. Half the people were there to see The Clash and the other half for The Who.

[askmrjesus]

Half the people were there to see The Clash and the other half for The Who.

Mods and Rockers.

You'd think The Who would have seen that coming.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Mods and Rockers.

You'd think The Who would have seen that coming.

JC

Given that they were constantly hosing down the crowd I'm not sure if it was because of the heat, or to keep the Mods and Rockers from killing each other.


BELLBOOOOOOY!

[101lifts2]

I don't even know what musical genre Black Eyed Peas fits into, unless you want to call it "dance music". Personally I call it "music car companies pick for their commercials to make their cars seem hip". Typically a metrosexual ride like a G37, Jetta, Mazda 3, etc.

Is a Jetta wagon Metro? If so, even with the diesel?

[Sixxxxer]

G37? Metrosexual car? I dunno about you but I would drive the balls off that car.

And I as well didnt realize she fucked up and I watched it live...Altho I had people over so I wasnt paying 100% attention to it.

Anyone read about the 900 Fans who bought tickets and didnt have seats? Money and Greed...Gotta love the NFL and the Cowboys Ticketing Office.

[Homeslice]

Is a Jetta wagon Metro? If so, even with the diesel?

Watch any VW commercial.......no matter what model...........The actors are always scrawny, trendy, Verizon-guy lookalikes.

:lol:

[Homeslice]

G37? Metrosexual car? I dunno about you but I would drive the balls off that car.


Fun to drive sure, but still GQ/metro.......... and too expensive for what it is, IMO

[Rangerscott]

I wonder how many monkeys died from all makeup testing they did before they plastered it on her face?

[EpyonXero]

G37? Metrosexual car? I dunno about you but I would drive the balls off that car.

And I as well didnt realize she fucked up and I watched it live...Altho I had people over so I wasnt paying 100% attention to it.

Anyone read about the 900 Fans who bought tickets and didnt have seats? Money and Greed...Gotta love the NFL and the Cowboys Ticketing Office.

That ticket thing is BS. I know theyre giving them tickets to next years game but if you were there because you love Pitt/GB, you cant make that up.

[defector]

That ticket thing is BS. I know theyre giving them tickets to next years game but if you were there because you love Pitt/GB, you cant make that up.

Didn't they also give them back triple face value of the ticket? Or was that for the ones the fire marshall threw out?

[ontwo]

Didn't they also give them back triple face value of the ticket? Or was that for the ones the fire marshall threw out?

Yeah, but 3x face value won't cover airfare, hotel, etc.

[Amorok]

I don't know, those tickets are pretty damned expensive. Three times the price might cover quite a bit.

[derf]

G37? Metrosexual car? I dunno about you but I would drive the balls off that car.

And I as well didnt realize she fucked up and I watched it live...Altho I had people over so I wasnt paying 100% attention to it.

Anyone read about the 900 Fans who bought tickets and didnt have seats? Money and Greed...Gotta love the NFL and the Cowboys Ticketing Office.

Exactly, metro sexual. You driving the cars balls are exactly what it means

[derf]

Yeh they gave 3x the face value and let them in the game too, just didn't have a place to rest their asses.

Saw someones comment about it last night, that you knew who was without seat because they would constantly be moving from seat to seat, or just walking around aimlessly all night

[Kerry_129]

:panic: Wow - was at a party where I couldn't hear her very well, and remember thinking "jeez, it kinda sounds like she's effing that up royally". Didn't realize quite HOW much though! :lol:

I never have understood all the ridiculous jacking-around with the melody. It's the national anthem, for crying out loud, not a shitty pop song - just sing it well & right. :idk:

[pickle.of.doom]

I liked the Chrysler commercial, the Doritos lickin' one, and the one where you get to see roseanne get smashed.

[Trip]

I never have understood all the ridiculous jacking-around with the melody. It's the national anthem, for crying out loud, not a shitty pop song - just sing it well & right. :idk:

That doesn't bother me, getting it wrong bothers me.

I mean look at this classic, who else could make the national anthem a good song to have sex too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRvVzaQ6i8A

[CasterTroy]

So Gaye!

[ontwo]

The chick on Tosh.0 the other night was a hundred times better than Christina.

[Homeslice]

I never have understood all the ridiculous jacking-around with the melody. It's the national anthem, for crying out loud, not a shitty pop song - just sing it well & right. :idk:

I agree, I don't want to hear their weird-ass personal interpretation of it.......I want to hear it as I know it.

And these people call themselves musicians? If you're performing a cover song, you're supposed to be true to that song, and respect the original artist. Putting your own "style" on it makes you a self-serving douche. If you want to prove how creative you are, then write your own damn music.

[Trip]

I agree, I don't want to hear their weird-ass personal interpretation of it.......I want to hear it as I know it.

And these people call themselves musicians? If you're performing a cover song, you're supposed to be true to that song, and respect the original artist. Putting your own "style" on it makes you a self-serving douche. If you want to prove how creative you are, then write your own damn music.

Oh you mean, it's weird for people to put their own culture/styling onto a song that is the national anthem of the country that stands for FREEDOM. Yeah, that's stupid.

Why would you cover a song exactly the same as the previous group? That's retarded. If I wanted to hear the song the exact same way, I would buy the original song. Covers that actually put their own styling on the song actually have some leg to stand on, than just a flat ass remake of the original. Covers are retarded most of the time anyway.

Covering the national anthem is different. It's about honoring your country and if a singer wants to sing the way they normally perform, more power to em. That's freedom.

[Papa_Complex]

I think that there's a fair bit of difference between a regular song, which an artist can and should put his own stamp on in some way, and a NATIONAL ANTHEM, which should be shown respect.

[tallywacker]

The black eyed peas were much worse

[Homeslice]

Covering the national anthem is different. It's about honoring your country and if a singer wants to sing the way they normally perform, more power to em. That's freedom.

What's wrong with being humble and doing what you're asked to do, instead of trying to call attention to yourself? These people have already earned hundreds of millions of dollars, so I don't see what more they need to prove. The anthem is a solemn tune that's about respect for this country's sacrifices and its fallen.....It's not an opportunity to prove how original and creative you are. We don't want to hear some gay calypso version of it.

[Trip]

I think that there's a fair bit of difference between a regular song, which an artist can and should put his own stamp on in some way, and a NATIONAL ANTHEM, which should be shown respect.

What's wrong with being humble and doing what you're asked to do, instead of trying to call attention to yourself? These people have already earned hundreds of millions of dollars, so I don't see what more they need to prove. The anthem is a solemn tune that's about respect for this country's sacrifices and its fallen.....It's not an opportunity to prove how original and creative you are. We don't want to hear some gay calypso version of it.

No that's not what the national anthem is about all the time. Sometimes, it's about showing how fucking kick ass we are as a NATION. It's not just a military song. It represents ALL of us as a NATIONAL anthem. Our song in particular says that we don't just go fucking away, we say "fuck you" to the world and that we are still fucking here bitches.

It's played for our olympic heroes to represent them as proud Americans.

It's about being proud of who we are, not just another song in a church hymnal. If someone wants to bust out some funk version as a way they represent this country, I say go for it.

[Kerry_129]

I don't see anything wrong or disrespectful with taking a little liberty & jazzing-it-up it a bit. I just think it sounds silly & un-musical when the singer starts bouncing around four different octaves per verse. I'm just waiting to hear it defiled with that god-forsaken auto-tune BS. :rolleyes:

Totally botching the short/simple lyrics, on the other hand.... :lol:

[Trip]

I don't see anything wrong or disrespectful with taking a little liberty & jazzing-it-up it a bit. I just think it sounds silly & un-musical when the singer starts bouncing around four different octaves per verse. I'm just waiting to hear it defiled with that god-forsaken auto-tune BS. :rolleyes:

Totally botching the short/simple lyrics, on the other hand.... :lol:

Yeah, I didn't think much of her "rendition" either. I am not a fan of her crazy ass singing, but I don't see anything wrong with changing the styling of the song to suit your brand of music. Hearing Metallic play the national anthem regular style would be a waste of time, hearing them playing it badass would be rock on!

I guess it all depends on the setting. If it is for the funeral of a traditional soldier. Sure, it should be played like he would want to hear. However, at a football or basketball game, it's celebrating all of us as Americans and is not being used as a song of reverence, but one of celebration.

[Sixxxxer]

I didnt think she made it her own? She has some pipes on her and can belt out some high notes...Ive heard the same type of style from people who also have the ability to hit ridiculous notes...She just fucked up the lyrics.

Really tho who cares?


I dont

[Amber Lamps]

Whatever, if the Oak Ridge Boys did it all country style none of you crackers would say shit!:lol:

[Papa_Complex]

Thankfully I'm not a Cracker; just a reformed east coast redneck. Now if it was Stompin' Tom....

[Trip]

Whatever, if the Oak Ridge Boys did it all country style none of you crackers would say shit!:lol:

That's what I said on my facebook, if Taylor Swift got up there with a fiddle and a country guitar riff, no one would say shit. Not one damn person. Get something different (hint of that devil black music) and all the white people come out of the woodwork screaming RESPECT MAH COUNTRY'S SONG!!!

I am with ya on this one tig, hell you are even a Vet, so you have the military background on your side too.

[askmrjesus]

If someone wants to bust out some funk version as a way they represent this country, I say go for it.

Play it on a kazoo, play it on fiddle, or play it on a Strat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa-q-ztyZZw&feature=related

America still Rocks.

JC

[EpyonXero]

That's what I said on my facebook, if Taylor Swift got up there with a fiddle and a country guitar riff, no one would say shit. Not one damn person. Get something different (hint of that devil black music) and all the white people come out of the woodwork screaming RESPECT MAH COUNTRY'S SONG!!!

I am with ya on this one tig, hell you are even a Vet, so you have the military background on your side too.

True.

[Gas Man]

Uma spotted it right off the bat, even though we were only watching it as a side show to a bday party.

Has Aguilera offered up an apology or explanation? I'm sure she just accidentally missed that verse. I don't think it was intentional or a way to spruce it up. I'm betting pure accident. She needs to just offer up a press conference and apologize. Then go back on some big game of mentioning and redo it properly.

[Homeslice]

Whatever, if the Oak Ridge Boys did it all country style none of you crackers would say shit!:lol:

I would.

I'm sorry, but randomly changing the octaves when the audience is trying to follow along, is lame.

BTW, since when was Christina black, or performed black-type music?

[Trip]

Uma spotted it right off the bat, even though we were only watching it as a side show to a bday party.

Has Aguilera offered up an apology or explanation? I'm sure she just accidentally missed that verse. I don't think it was intentional or a way to spruce it up. I'm betting pure accident. She needs to just offer up a press conference and apologize. Then go back on some big game of mentioning and redo it properly.

She said she fucked up cause she was nervous. It was a big moment for her. She sang it right in rehearsals.

[Amber Lamps]

I would.

I'm sorry, but randomly changing the octaves when the audience is trying to follow along, is lame.

BTW, since when was Christina black, or performed black-type music?

I didn't say she was black, why quote my post iof you aren't going to read it?:lol:

BTW I don't have time for searches right now but country stars HAVE performed the national anthem several times and country-fied it without complaint. Besides, are you a cracker? No? Then STFU I ain't talking about you! Cracker doesn't not automatically equal all white people. You see there are crackers and then there are good white people.... Of course all white people are considered to be crackers until they prove themselves to be good white people....:wink:

[Homeslice]

:lol

There is nothing wrong with singing something in a "country drawl", if that's what you mean. If someone's a country musician, that's how their voice is going to BE anyway. All gravely and deep. Just like a blues singer is going to sound a different way. Just don't reverse the octaves and end on a low note instead of a high note like the audience is expecting. That's all I ask.

If you're Marvin Gaye, you were hired because people like your voice and you're talented.....You weren't hired to change the song and fuck up all the octaves. Sing the song like it's supposed to be sung.

And I'm far from the only one who feels this way. EVERY time I watch sports, racing, Olympics, or whatever with friends, there are always eye-rolls when the performer tries to pull off some "creative" interpretation.

[z06boy]

I don't see anything wrong or disrespectful with taking a little liberty & jazzing-it-up it a bit. I just think it sounds silly & un-musical when the singer starts bouncing around four different octaves per verse. I'm just waiting to hear it defiled with that god-forsaken auto-tune BS. :rolleyes:

Totally botching the short/simple lyrics, on the other hand.... :lol:

Agree...jazzing it up...not so bad but it does get silly with the rest that you described.

The girl can sing...however she just fvcked up and admitted it. :idk: That's what happens sometimes when you don't lipsync....maybe she should have so we could b!tch about that. :rofl:

No I didn't like her version of the song that day...even if she would have gotten the words correct.

She's sang it before at sporting events and nailed it...just not this time.

[OneSickPsycho]

Uma spotted it right off the bat, even though we were only watching it as a side show to a bday party.

Has Aguilera offered up an apology or explanation? I'm sure she just accidentally missed that verse. I don't think it was intentional or a way to spruce it up. I'm betting pure accident. She needs to just offer up a press conference and apologize. Then go back on some big game of mentioning and redo it properly.

Really? An apology? Fuck that. She made a mistake in a performance... a performance that nobody paid to see (if you went to the Superbowl to see this bitch sing, you should be shot in the face)... Who gives a fuck?

[Dave]

I heard brett farve is singing it next year

[derf]

Play it on a kazoo, play it on fiddle, or play it on a Strat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa-q-ztyZZw&feature=related

America still Rocks.

JC

Black devil Music!
Black devil Music!
Black devil Music!

[Trip]

Black devil Music!
Black devil Music!
Black devil Music!

Racist, you belong in an oven.

[derf]

Racist, you belong in an oven.

Yeh you caught me out on this one

[Gas Man]

Really? An apology? Fuck that. She made a mistake in a performance... a performance that nobody paid to see (if you went to the Superbowl to see this bitch sing, you should be shot in the face)... Who gives a fuck?
No I don't give a fuck but social stupid media will/does.