View Full Version : Stupidest video I've seen in awhile.
tallywacker
02-08-2011, 12:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEfnfOfbsi4
What was that dude in the ford ranger thinking?
Apparently he was thinking that it might be a good idea to tie two vehicles together then go in reverse as fast as possible with plenty of slack in the tow line. Seems like a logically good idea really, until you actually try it and start tearing shit off vehicles
Also heard very faintly was the one dude saying "hold my beer and watch this"
tallywacker
02-08-2011, 12:32 AM
Apparently he was thinking that it might be a good idea to tie two vehicles together then go in reverse as fast as possible with plenty of slack in the tow line. Seems like a logically good idea really, until you actually try it and start tearing shit off vehicles
Also heard very faintly was the one dude saying "hold my beer and watch this"
There is nothing logical about that idea.
There is nothing logical about that idea.
Totally logical, imagine what happens when bugs bunny pulls a carpet out from under elmer fudd, that shit totally works when he gives it a quick jerk and fudd goes flying. The quick jerk is what did it.
Rangerscott
02-08-2011, 12:53 AM
Yanking something that is attached and something that is sitting on something else are two different things silly goose.
CasterTroy
02-08-2011, 07:05 AM
Pretty smart actually......I mean...if your goal is to get 100k hits on Youtube :idk: (which is pretty clear was his goal...THAT and to justify getting that custom front bumper made to his GF/mommy)
Papa_Complex
02-08-2011, 07:42 AM
While watching that I was imagining what would happen if the trailer hitch lock had failed, instead of the moron's bumper mounts.
CasterTroy
02-08-2011, 07:49 AM
While watching that I was imagining what would happen if the trailer hitch lock had failed, instead of the moron's bumper mounts.
I got into offroading for a few years. Picked up things on the trail....stories...etc. One that seemed to be consistant around here was a jeep pulling a bronco over a rock with a pull rope (yellow tow line with woven loops on each end, not really a ROPE but that's what it's called) connected to about 5ft of chain. The hook on the end of the chain broke and the pull rope came flying back at the driver. Had the chain not been on the end of that tow rope it would have hit the back of the jeep and that would be the end of it. But the chain came whipping back and smashed the driver's head.
Can't confirm the story, but heard it several times from several people :idk:
To ME it seemed to be as dangerous to just head offroad in a crawler and go 2mph than hit the track at 170 :tremble:
Yeh, Ive hear variations of that story too, also with cables, and just lengths of chain. I always took it as a danger of this sport story because random shit can happen
ericr
02-08-2011, 05:25 PM
What an idiot *shakes head*.
Tow cables can be especially dangerous, as can straps. Chains you don't have to really worry about them breaking because they don't build up and store hardly any energy from stretching like a cable or strap will.
That kid obviously stopped reading the rules of vehicle recovery before it says... don't use excessive speed with a "jerk strap" (as they're sometimes known) because they work good like that, at 2 mph, not 20mph and excellerating.
The next rule he didn't read is...throw a heavy blanket or tarp over the strap in case it breaks or comes loose. *note* A bumper/front frame assembly also works for this though it is more costly than a heavy blanket or tarp.
dReWpY
02-09-2011, 05:00 AM
What an idiot *shakes head*.
Tow cables can be especially dangerous, as can straps. Chains you don't have to really worry about them breaking because they don't build up and store hardly any energy from stretching like a cable or strap will.
That kid obviously stopped reading the rules of vehicle recovery before it says... don't use excessive speed with a "jerk strap" (as they're sometimes known) because they work good like that, at 2 mph, not 20mph and excellerating.
The next rule he didn't read is...throw a heavy blanket or tarp over the strap in case it breaks or comes loose. *note* A bumper/front frame assembly also works for this though it is more costly than a heavy blanket or tarp.
ahmen
Sixxxxer
02-09-2011, 10:10 AM
LMFAO, as someone who has pulled out a half dozen or so people from snowbanks, AND been pulled out myself from being stuck frame deep in mud...That was hilarious.
As soon as he said "I got 30' of Strap" i knew he was gonna rip his bumper off.
I've seen chain's snap and riddle the back tailgate of the tow vehicle, Looked like bullet holes...But the best ever was a guy pulling out the Huge ass Suburban and he had a 2500 Ram, and the chain snapped and recoiled right thru his rear diff cover...Talk about shitty...Being stuck out in the woods with No way to move your truck.
But he's right, Break it once...and Upgrade to something better!!
101lifts2
02-09-2011, 10:33 PM
I have no idea why all of you are bashing the guy. He did get the truck out of the pile of dirt...just as intended.
tallywacker
02-09-2011, 10:36 PM
I have no idea why all of you are bashing the guy. He did get the truck out of the pile of dirt...just as intended.
True, mission accomplished. Now he just needs one of his hillbilly buddies to know how to weld.
Sixxxxer
02-10-2011, 04:25 PM
I have no idea why all of you are bashing the guy. He did get the truck out of the pile of dirt...just as intended.
Because he coulda done it without fucking his shit up??
Thats why
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