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L8 Braker
02-10-2011, 03:15 PM
Full story in link below...

Pet ferret eats seven fingers of baby boy - CNN (http://articles.cnn.com/2011-01-11/justice/missouri.ferret.fingers_1_baby-boy-pet-animal?_s=PM:CRIME)

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L8 Braker
02-10-2011, 03:18 PM
How drunk or high on drugs do you have to be to not hear your baby screaming in pain????

This mother and father should be locked up, and never seen again...

tommymac
02-10-2011, 03:52 PM
and a python would just eat the whole damn baby LOL

TYEster
02-10-2011, 04:19 PM
A ferret is considered an exotic pet, since when?

And moreso you need a license for one? :lol: Is there a license for reproducing children considering they're more of a pain in the ass...

LeeNetworX
02-10-2011, 04:27 PM
A ferret is considered an exotic pet, since when?

And moreso you need a license for one?

Varies state by state.

the chi
02-10-2011, 04:28 PM
Who doesnt keep their ferret caged when not under supervision. ewww.

Poor baby, how horrible.

OneSickPsycho
02-10-2011, 04:32 PM
I want to fucking kick myself in the face after reading that.

Particle Man
02-10-2011, 05:02 PM
I want to fucking kick myself in the face after reading that.

I want to kick the parents in the face after reading that.

Amber Lamps
02-10-2011, 06:23 PM
I'm wondering if that ferret might have been part pit bull....:lol:

askmrjesus
02-10-2011, 07:48 PM
This just in...

PETA demands justice, and condemns the hurling of Ferrets.

JC

101lifts2
02-10-2011, 10:46 PM
I'm wondering if that ferret might have been part pit bull....:lol:

Yeah no shit.

And I could see how this went down...Both parents are sleeping, kid starts screaming, 30 seconds later they both wake up and are saying to each other...go check on the baby...no you go check on the baby I gotta work tomorrow. This goes on for a few minutes. They go to his room to find out the animal is feasting on finger number 7. Procrastinators.

Homeslice
02-10-2011, 11:59 PM
Damn.......to grow up with only 3 fingers.......that's fucked up

Adeptus_Minor
02-11-2011, 12:51 AM
I knew I was right to never trust ferrets. :tremble:

z06boy
02-11-2011, 09:45 AM
:whatwhat: Dayum !! Agree about keeping the Ferret in a cage when you're not playing with it or whatever the fvck you do with a Ferret. The parents do need to be locked up but then this poor kid already missing 7 fingers grows up with no parents. What a messed up situation...geez.

Leave the Pitbulls and Pythons out of it...they didn't do anything...this time. :lol

Apoc
02-11-2011, 10:52 AM
Perhaps it was an accident and the ferret escaped its cage?

Still fucking crazy though, I feel horrible for the poor child :(

z06boy
02-11-2011, 10:57 AM
Perhaps it was an accident and the ferret escaped its cage?



True

Dave
02-11-2011, 10:59 AM
Which three? Might still be enough to jerk off and that's really all you need

Amber Lamps
02-11-2011, 06:19 PM
Which three? Might still be enough to jerk off and that's really all you need

Um that may be all that YOU need....., and you only need three to bowl...the kid could rule as a pro bowler some day!


If he's REALLY lucky, it's these three...:lol:

Dave
02-11-2011, 06:24 PM
Um that may be all that YOU need....., and you only need three to bowl...the kid could rule as a pro bowler some day!


If he's REALLY lucky, it's these three...:lol:

I get no complaints. Remember those grand prix ads with the eskimos? Yeah its like that

Amber Lamps
02-11-2011, 06:26 PM
I get no complaints. Remember those grand prix ads with the eskimos? Yeah its like that

Well as long as you keep sprinkling lemon juice on her tampons you won't...

Adeptus_Minor
02-11-2011, 07:16 PM
Well as long as you keep sprinkling lemon juice on her tampons you won't...

I thought it was alum :lol:

Amber Lamps
02-11-2011, 07:44 PM
I thought it was alum :lol:

Shhhh.... don't give him any ideas, it already takes the girl 30 minutes to pee and it sounds like...

Dave
02-12-2011, 07:19 PM
Well as long as you keep sprinkling lemon juice on her tampons you won't...

I stay my ass out of the closets and cubbards of the bathroom. For all I know she uses live gerbils.

MILK
02-12-2011, 08:41 PM
I had a ferrett for all of 4 days when I was in college. Nasty things.