school shooting (at my school)

[dReWpY]

Holy shit, shooter is still on the loose, we are on lock down....

[derf]

Is it you?

well, keep us updated

[pauldun170]

What school?
What kind of gun is it?
Is it a nice gun?
Do you have a gun?
What classes you taking?
Are you the shooter?
Whats your major?
Are you majoring in shooting?
You think they will let you out early?
Is there still shooting going on?

Climb into the air vents!!
Noone ever looks in the air vents.

[pauldun170]

Are there any cute girls around? This could be a great way to hook up.
You got your ice breaker right there.

Any booze around?
Everytime a shot rings out....DRINK!!
Might be tough in the air vent though.

[pauldun170]

Somebody was shot in the hand!!!

Ever see that Family guy episode when the guy was shot in the hand and he was like
"Alright... (gone use this as a vagina)" or something like that

[dReWpY]

they got the guy a few hours later
pauldon should prolly lay off the caffeine
i was actually out riding and kept getting txt updates from the school and emails... messed up my pandora.

[dReWpY]

its the building right next to my classroom/lab office, crazy shit to have 16k ppl on lock down, i got back into town right when the all clear was given, it was a rat race with everyone trying to leave campus ASAP

[pauldun170]

Police are looking for a black male, suspected in the shooting at the Business and Aerospace Building around 11:30

WTF!!!

Whats a black man doing at a college?
How am I supposed to process this information properly?

First things first...
Drewpy....check your hand!! Is there a hole in it?

[pauldun170]

Why the hell am I a better source of information on this than you are and I dont even go to your school?

New York FTW

Weez in yo business grabbing ur newz




(Shut up Goof2...I see you lurkin)

[udman]

paul needs high levels of caffeine to function. Otherwise this happens...


Not sure what you are getting at but I am now I'm on the toilet and both legs have fallen asleep.

[pauldun170]

paul needs high levels of caffeine to function. Otherwise this happens...

:lol

[askmrjesus]

Climb into the air vents!!
Noone ever looks in the air vents.

JC

[dReWpY]

haha JC to the rescue, PAuldon just wants me to get shot to shit

[dReWpY]

found out what the shooting was about
two guys were arguing about a babies momma and the inconclusive paternity results, one guy got pissed and pulled a gun, other guy tried calling his bluff and said you aint even got blanks in it.. he was wrong, shoulda just called him out on not being able hit a target, woulda been more truthful haha

[pauldun170]

:lol

[Apoc]

found out what the shooting was about
two guys were arguing about a babies momma and the inconclusive paternity results, one guy got pissed and pulled a gun, other guy tried calling his bluff and said you aint even got blanks in it.. he was wrong, shoulda just called him out on not being able hit a target, woulda been more truthful haha

Was the guy killed?

Shooting over paternity results.

'Oh noez, itss yo's n***a'!

[dReWpY]

I think he lost a hangnail

[Angee]

I saw that at work...glad you're ok...now move the hell out of the Boro! That place is getting bad down there...Smyrna and Lavergne on the WEST side of I-24 is nice...

[dReWpY]

i woke up this morning with a txt from the emergency line stating there had been another shooting three streets down from me and that the perp was running towards campus, dude was never caught! and we live in the good side of town! WTF!

[Captain Morgan]

Sounds to me like it's time for you to start carrying. Sheesh!