You silly news reporters.

[Rangerscott]

So a guy gets pulled over and he has an EXPLOSIVE DEVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what it was. A fucking smoke grenade. Give me a fucking break. Explosive device. They made it sound like he had a REAL explosive device.

[pauldun170]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJ2XRJBHM8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daS1ivc_ycg

[Papa_Complex]

Ummm..... doctors think that she was having a stroke ::td:

[LeeNetworX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJ2XRJBHM8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daS1ivc_ycg


Blondes. :lol

[Sixxxxer]

She was having a stroke...And you motherfuckers need Jesus.

Thats totally fucked up.

[azoomm]

She was having a stroke...And you motherfuckers need Jesus.

Thats totally fucked up.

Nope. It was just word salad... Fucked up, none the less.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/personality/serene-branson/
Update on Serene:

As many of you know CBS2 reporter Serene Branson experienced some health-related problems last night during our post-Grammys newscast.

She was examined by paramedics on scene immediately after her broadcast. Her vital signs were normal. She was not hospitalized.

As a precautionary measure, a colleague gave her a ride home. And while Serene says she is feeling better today, she wants us to know she followed-up with a visit to the doctor for some medical tests.

[Sixxxxer]

Oh so bc there telling us she didnt have one means she didnt?

Clearly it was something more serious than fucking up words. I would understand if the words were able to be understood but she just mumbles absolute gibberish

[LeeNetworX]

And you motherfuckers need Jesus.

Thats totally fucked up.

Eat shit, churchie.

[pauldun170]

She was having a stroke...And you motherfuckers need Jesus.

Thats totally fucked up.

Was that a cheap shot at askmrjesus?
Thats fucked up man.

[Sixxxxer]

Eat shit, churchie.

That's funny shit right there.

Was that a cheap shot at askmrjesus?
Thats fucked up man.

Nope, Turns out he's just a man like you and me.

Actually a quote from Bad Boys 2...

[LeeNetworX]

That's funny shit right there.

:lol

[Sixxxxer]

:lol

Lee i think I would light on fire if i went to church...

[shmike]

Nope. It was just word salad... Fucked up, none the less.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/personality/serene-branson/
Update on Serene:

As many of you know CBS2 reporter Serene Branson experienced some health-related problems last night during our post-Grammys newscast.

She was examined by paramedics on scene immediately after her broadcast. Her vital signs were normal. She was not hospitalized.

As a precautionary measure, a colleague gave her a ride home. And while Serene says she is feeling better today, she wants us to know she followed-up with a visit to the doctor for some medical tests.


I'm curious to know if we ever find out for sure.

Being checked by PARAMEDICS for having a heartbeat is a little different than
being checked/cleared/treated by a neurologist.

Either way, the remix is funny as shit! :lol:

[z06boy]

Can't see the videos but that was a trip...you could see the confusion on her face and she kept trying to make sense but it just didn't come out that way. A definite WTF moment. Hope she's ok.

[wildchild]

that's nothing we had one get nailed here on weapons charges. one of the "weapons" was a NON FUNCTIONING grenade.

[Mr Lefty]

interesting... I know strokes effect different people in different ways especially in different parts of the brain...

mine i was always able to talk... I just sounded drunk... the words were slurred but the right words...

I think a Neuro visit or clearance is key as she didn't for a second seem as though she noticed what she was saying and what she meant weren't matching up.

[CasterTroy]

Looked like a scene from Bruce Almighty

[askmrjesus]

interesting... I know strokes effect different people in different ways especially in different parts of the brain...

mine i was always able to talk... I just sounded drunk... the words were slurred but the right words...

Mine was the other way around. The shit in my brain wasn't making it to my mouth. I knew what I was trying to say, I just couldn't get it out right.

It was weird, because at first I didn't notice. I couldn't understand why everyone at the table was looking at me funny. Even the people who didn't speak English knew I was fucking up. :lol:

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Mine was the other way around. The shit in my brain wasn't making it to my mouth. I knew what I was trying to say, I just couldn't get it out right.

It was weird, because at first I didn't notice. I couldn't understand why everyone at the table was looking at me funny. Even the people who didn't speak English knew I was fucking up. :lol:

JC

That's what speaking in tongues will get you; ignored by Germans.

[Mr Lefty]

Mine was the other way around. The shit in my brain wasn't making it to my mouth. I knew what I was trying to say, I just couldn't get it out right.

It was weird, because at first I didn't notice. I couldn't understand why everyone at the table was looking at me funny. Even the people who didn't speak English knew I was fucking up. :lol:

JC

I was talking to my dad about this this morning. I guess I was slurring so bad that I COULD have been saying weird shit but they couldn't understand.

[EpyonXero]

Funny until proven otherwise.

[pauldun170]

"migraine aura" (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thecutline/20110218/ts_yblog_thecutline/tv-reporter-serene-branson-on-her-migraine-induced-grammy-incident)

[Sixxxxer]

In short, a Hardcore Migrane that apparently has "Stroke" like effects on the brain.

[Particle Man]

My migraine auras just fuck with my vision. :shrug:

[Sixxxxer]

I dunno, If gotten my words messed up myself...and heard it from friends...that was like Gibberish, made NO sense...I def think her brain was misfiring for a minute.