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NONE_too_SOFT
06-28-2008, 01:06 PM
Thank you, random person, for punching me with your over sized gorilla hands last night. My jaw feels great this morning, and the black eye i'm sure to have by this evening will just shout "look at me im a jackass". I wish you wouldn't have ran out of the bar before i got a good look at you so i could have told you that you hit like a girl. which you dont.

Even though your girlfriend came up to the bar to talk to ME, im sure what ever it was that i had said to her justified you flying out of nowhere and clocking me in the side of the head. Granted, i can be an obnoxious drunk. but it is really just the human condition. Your jealous attempt to promote your alpha male status was a great way for me to break the ice with your woman, though. She is a good kisser. Hope you two made up this morning.

Irish car bomb. I love em. But if i ever buy you one, PLEASE just say thank you and take the shot. Dont spend several minutes telling me you've never had guiness, OMG how does it taste, OMG how do you do it, OMG OMG OMG. I have seen pornos that have used the phrase less than you, gorilla mans girlfriend.

My phone. Please come back to me. I miss you. I need you. I'm sorry i abandoned you at some point last night, but it was never my intention to forget where i put you. It was never my intention for forget anything last night, but here I am, without a phone, and without my altoids. How i woke up without you this morning was a mirracle of nature, and considering the amount of alcohol i drank last night, i can only imagine I am still sleeping and this is all a dream. Maybe i'll wake up and i'll be able to chew food, and my phone's alarm will go off in my shorts pocket where it is supposed to be.
JoJoYZF
06-28-2008, 02:28 PM
Sounds like a hell of night man. Were you at a bar in the akron area?
Cutty72
06-28-2008, 02:39 PM
Sounds like a good drunken time... until now. :lol:
Dave
06-28-2008, 02:56 PM
pure classic
NONE_too_SOFT
06-28-2008, 03:25 PM
Sounds like a hell of night man. Were you at a bar in the akron area?

yeah buddy. Some joint called johnny malloys by chapel hill mall.

Sounds like a good drunken time... until now. :lol:

I think my face is broken. i cant clench my teeth on the left side of my face.
Mrs. Colleen
06-28-2008, 05:11 PM
I love when guys have trampy gfs and think it is everyone else's fault that she flirts around.

I saw some girl hitting on my husband at a bar once...I was just pissed I did not have popcorn!
Smittie61984
06-28-2008, 05:18 PM
The thing is she probably did that to get her guy jealous and for him to prove how much of a "Man" she is and he probably tagged her ass that night for it.

Women like assholes and that guy is obviously one and all of his girlfriends (Even though they probably know about the ohter girlfriends) will love him more for it.
azoomm
06-28-2008, 06:29 PM
glad someone had a good time last night....
Cutty72
06-28-2008, 06:37 PM
I had a steak last night... it was good :drool:
NONE_too_SOFT
06-28-2008, 06:59 PM
The thing is she probably did that to get her guy jealous and for him to prove how much of a "Man" she is and he probably tagged her ass that night for it.

Women like assholes and that guy is obviously one and all of his girlfriends (Even though they probably know about the ohter girlfriends) will love him more for it.

trust me... she wasnt impressed by him hitting me.

and trust me, he didnt tag her ass last night.
Phenix_Rider
06-28-2008, 10:05 PM
....all this is why I don't go to bars...

Went to a Flat Track race last night :rockout:
NONE_too_SOFT
06-28-2008, 10:14 PM
found my phone. aparently i put it under my pillow last night. now that it is recovered i can call last night a complete drunken success.
Crazy
06-28-2008, 11:44 PM
well i cant say i've lost my phone after a long night but once I found someone elses phone on my dresser....
itgirl
06-29-2008, 03:26 PM
i wanna go drinkin' with ya sometime, NtS! sounds like a guaranteed good time. :dthumb:

PS...:nopicsbs:
OneSickPsycho
06-29-2008, 08:30 PM
My weekend was much better... Spent like $150 boozin'... hung out with dozens of lesbians... and may have got myself a girlfriend... or at least something to poke on.
JoJoYZF
06-29-2008, 08:34 PM
yeah buddy. Some joint called johnny malloys by chapel hill mall.



I think my face is broken. i cant clench my teeth on the left side of my face.

Nice, Im pretty sure Ive been in that one a couple times. And at least you work at a hospital so you can get your face checked out.
NONE_too_SOFT
06-29-2008, 08:44 PM
Nice, Im pretty sure Ive been in that one a couple times. And at least you work at a hospital so you can get your face checked out.

sweet, lemme know next time you're in the area.




so i got a text today asking if i had fun the other night from a number i dont recognize... and sometime around 230am saturday morning a call to a number i dont realize...

I'm thinking i wait until my face heals to call this girl back.
JoJoYZF
06-29-2008, 09:05 PM
sweet, lemme know next time you're in the area.




so i got a text today asking if i had fun the other night from a number i dont recognize... and sometime around 230am saturday morning a call to a number i dont realize...

I'm thinking i wait until my face heals to call this girl back.

Im game whenever, chapels only like a 20-25 minute shot down route 8 from me. Ill either just need a dd or stay sober enough to get home and Im good.
t-homo
06-29-2008, 09:15 PM
Sounds like a blast man. I went on a float trip this weekend and somehow managed not to get arrested. The cops were disguised as fucking fly fishermen.
JoJoYZF
06-29-2008, 09:17 PM
NTS, how far out from Broadview is your place? Im gonna be out there with a few buddies of mine for the UFC fight saturday night if youre interested.
NONE_too_SOFT
06-30-2008, 12:54 PM
broadview is just north of bath, which i'm neighbors with. i was just around that way last night. prolly bout 15-20 minute shot up 77.


So at taco bell, if you just do the "good to go" hand motion to them a thousand times at the window, they just think you're crazy... i told them i needed it ALL good to go.
JoJoYZF
06-30-2008, 04:10 PM
broadview is just north of bath, which i'm neighbors with. i was just around that way last night. prolly bout 15-20 minute shot up 77.


So at taco bell, if you just do the "good to go" hand motion to them a thousand times at the window, they just think you're crazy... i told them i needed it ALL good to go.

Im not even gonna ask why you were doing that, but Im kinda hoping alcohol was involved yet again. Shoot me a text or something if youre up for coming out saturday for the fight.
NONE_too_SOFT
06-30-2008, 07:22 PM
Im not even gonna ask why you were doing that, but Im kinda hoping alcohol was involved yet again. Shoot me a text or something if youre up for coming out saturday for the fight.

pm me your number again, im not sure I still have it.