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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2011/02/auburn-trees-poisoned-possibly-by-fanatical-alabama-supporter.html
LOL
Sixxxxer
02-17-2011, 05:27 PM
I read an article in SI about the Auburn Bama Rift...Its serious shit.
Mr Lefty
02-17-2011, 08:38 PM
yeah I heard this on the radio.
Particle Man
02-17-2011, 09:03 PM
it's a tree...
Mr Lefty
02-17-2011, 09:09 PM
it's a tree...
yeah just fucking stupid that someone would go that far...
it'd be like painting a subway sandwich on touchdown Jesus
It's funneh.
Mainly because the Auburn people are so outraged... The whole rolling the trees after wins results in Auburn pressure washing the trees to get the TP out. This pressure washing is slowly killing the trees. It's not if they were going to die, but when... Auburn has been growing replacement trees from acorns of the existing trees.
It's kind of like a husband beating his wife to the point that he will eventually murder her from it, but not to fear he has forced her to have children so he can beat them after she dies because he planned on her dying. The husband and wife go to this other douchebag's party and completely upstage him at his party. Douchebag gets pissed off at husband for it and murders his wife. Is the husband really a victim?
the chi
02-18-2011, 08:53 AM
Dude. You are messed up in the head.
:lol: Still love ya tho.
Particle Man
02-18-2011, 09:17 AM
It's funneh.
Mainly because the Auburn people are so outraged... The whole rolling the trees after wins results in Auburn pressure washing the trees to get the TP out. This pressure washing is slowly killing the trees. It's not if they were going to die, but when... Auburn has been growing replacement trees from acorns of the existing trees.
It's kind of like a husband beating his wife to the point that he will eventually murder her from it, but not to fear he has forced her to have children so he can beat them after she dies because he planned on her dying. The husband and wife go to this other douchebag's party and completely upstage him at his party. Douchebag gets pissed off at husband for it and murders his wife. Is the husband really a victim?
Jesus that made my head hurt :lol
Yeah well it IS Alabama after.. Nuff said.
shmike
02-18-2011, 10:48 AM
It's funneh.
Mainly because the Auburn people are so outraged... The whole rolling the trees after wins results in Auburn pressure washing the trees to get the TP out. This pressure washing is slowly killing the trees. It's not if they were going to die, but when... Auburn has been growing replacement trees from acorns of the existing trees.
It's kind of like a husband beating his wife to the point that he will eventually murder her from it, but not to fear he has forced her to have children so he can beat them after she dies because he planned on her dying. The husband and wife go to this other douchebag's party and completely upstage him at his party. Douchebag gets pissed off at husband for it and murders his wife. Is the husband really a victim?
Do whut? :whosr:
Yeah well it IS Alabama after.. Nuff said.
Oh, I get it now.
z06boy
02-18-2011, 11:02 AM
What a dumbazz...killing two trees because Auburn beat their azz and won the championship ? He decides to call in to a sports radio talk show and brag about it ? He's a former State Trooper ? Good lord people are stupid.
Fleck750
02-18-2011, 11:46 AM
10 years in jail for poisoning a tree. :lmao:
Shows how much a human life is worth in the South.
And best of all, they throw toilet paper on it to honor it. :bonk:
Papa_Complex
02-19-2011, 10:28 AM
10 years in jail for poisoning a tree. :lmao:
Shows how much a human life is worth in the South.
And best of all, they throw toilet paper on it to honor it. :bonk:
You're seeing it in the wrong light. It isn't about trees, it's about football, and it's a coin toss whether the dominant religion in the US South is Christianity, of football. He didn't (allegedly) kill trees. He showed disrespect to their god.
Mr Lefty
02-20-2011, 02:48 PM
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Lamnidae
02-20-2011, 02:51 PM
*shakes head*
God I can't wait to move from Alabama....
Papa_Complex
02-22-2011, 06:57 AM
*shakes head*
God I can't wait to move from Alabama....
Says the guy living in the military and tech nexus of the State...? Hell man, you've got it good.
Lamnidae
02-23-2011, 12:24 AM
Says the guy living in the military and tech nexus of the State...? Hell man, you've got it good.
They're still fucking idiots....
<~~~ now in Afghanistan (with more flavor!)
Papa_Complex
02-23-2011, 06:31 AM
Huntsville or Jalalabad...... hmmmmm...... Is it really THAT tough a choice? :lol:
azoomm
02-23-2011, 10:13 AM
What a dumbazz...killing two trees because Auburn beat their azz and won the championship ? He decides to call in to a sports radio talk show and brag about it ? He's a former State Trooper ? Good lord people are stupid.
And, I'm going to bet he's a supporter but never went to either school...
I learned about this event right after teaching a BAMA supporter's toddler son how to *hook 'em* :lol:
z06boy
02-23-2011, 10:38 AM
^^^^:rofl: :rofl:^^^^ You're probably right about the guy and you will be hated by that kids parents for sure. :lol: They already hate anything orange and white that goes by UT because of Tennessee.
And, I'm going to bet he's a supporter but never went to either school...
I learned about this event right after teaching a BAMA supporter's toddler son how to *hook 'em* :lol:
Would you bet he is a Texan? LOL, he was a Texas State Trooper, retired.
You are correct, he is not a college graduate.
z06boy
02-23-2011, 11:23 AM
Would you bet he is a Texan? LOL, he was a Texas State Trooper, retired.
You are correct, he is not a college graduate.
:rofl: I missed that...I 'assumed' he was an ex- Alabama State Trooper.
Porkchop
02-23-2011, 12:20 PM
What a shame. I mean I understand its not even close to rape, murder, etc... and it shouldnt be charged as such. But if some Meechigan fan poisioned Buckeye Grove, I wouldnt want to be anywhere close to columbus if I were a meechigan fan...
And, I'm going to bet he's a supporter but never went to either school...
I learned about this event right after teaching a BAMA supporter's toddler son how to *hook 'em* :lol:
That's the problem. It seems like the most belligerant, obnoxious fans are the ones who never went to a university, but wish they did. There is a million of them around columbus.
:lol: about the horns sign. That's frickin awesome....
Lamnidae
02-23-2011, 02:24 PM
Huntsville or Jalalabad...... hmmmmm...... Is it really THAT tough a choice? :lol:
lawl!!!!!
Papa_Complex
02-23-2011, 02:44 PM
lawl!!!!!
Hey, if it was Birmingham vs. Jalalabad, then I might have to think about it for a minute.
Lamnidae
02-25-2011, 11:30 PM
Hey, if it was Birmingham vs. Jalalabad, then I might have to think about it for a minute.
Well why the hell do you think I"m out here!?!
Papa_Complex
02-26-2011, 12:53 AM
Well why the hell do you think I"m out here!?!
Because they kicked your sorry ass out of Redstone? :lol:
Lamnidae
02-26-2011, 01:01 AM
Because they kicked your sorry ass out of Redstone? :lol:
lmao!
God... Redstone.... it wouldn't be a bad place if the GA Civ's didn't fk it up.
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