The Official 'Why isn't there a thread about this?" Thread.

[askmrjesus]

For those of you wondering why there is no thread about something, the answer lies here.

1. Topic does not involve Tits, Wheels, Bacon or Beer.

2. Topic has something to do with something boring happening in a cheese producing part of the Mid-West, or some shithole country's Naval maneuvers.

Please post your unthreadworthy questions here, and Pauldun will be along shortly to point out the obvious to you.

Thank you.

JC

[Particle Man]

Why isn't there a thread about why there isn't a thread about THIS thread?

[derf]

Why isn't there a thread about why there isn't a thread about THIS thread?

Oh nooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Sixxxxer]

My brain hurts

[HurricaneHeather]

My cat is currently raping a tiny toy Christmas Moose stuffed with catnip. Why isn't there a thread about that?

[Papa_Complex]

My cat is currently raping a tiny toy Christmas Moose stuffed with catnip. Why isn't there a thread about that?

I'm sure that your cat will eventually start one, but he's rather busy at the moment.

[dReWpY]

I'm sure that your cat will eventually start one, but he's rather busy at the moment.

I should start a thread about pussy raping small inanimate objects

[udman]

I feel rejected. It hurts so bad.

[Mr Lefty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdRb_3IBI4w&feature=player_embedded#at=71

[Gas Man]

That was awesome!!

[askmrjesus]

I feel rejected. It hurts so bad.

Bootstraps.

Pull yourself up by them.

Crybaby.

JC

[Particle Man]

My boots don't have straps, just a zipper and some Velcro.

[askmrjesus]

My boots don't have straps, just a zipper and some Velcro.

Which is exactly why there is no bootstrap thread.

JC