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tommymac
02-22-2011, 03:07 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/02/22/2011-02-22_florida_woman_busted_for_assaulting_roommate_ov er_girl_scout_cookies.html

I thought this was kinda funny
Trip
02-22-2011, 03:14 PM
Roar!!!!
udman
02-22-2011, 03:15 PM
Best Story EVAHHHHHH!!!!!

"picked up a board and whacked Wanke."

"Howard allegedly hurled her heft at Wanke"

"Wanke claims Howard – who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds – jumped on her and hit her in the face"
CasterTroy
02-22-2011, 03:18 PM
"Howard bit Wanke's breast and struck her several times"

:lol
Particle Man
02-22-2011, 03:25 PM
that just... wow :lol:
pauldun170
02-22-2011, 03:26 PM
:lol:
Kerry_129
02-22-2011, 03:34 PM
Damn. :lol:

But in her defense, they were thin-mints.... :drool:
Particle Man
02-22-2011, 04:35 PM
Damn. :lol:

But in her defense, they were thin-mints.... :drool:

The thin mints were the only "thin" things in that story...
Avatard
02-22-2011, 04:40 PM
Shit, anyone knows not to get between big momma and her cookies.

That bitch is lucky to be alive (and not eaten).
z06boy
02-22-2011, 04:42 PM
I don't care much for the thin mints but if it was the Samoas or whatever they are called...the b!tch would have had a fight on her hands. :rofl:
Sixxxxer
02-22-2011, 05:40 PM
I heard this on the radio this morning...I just found out that all girl scout cookies are made by Keebler...and "Thin Mints" are actually produced as Grashoppers and sold in supermarkets all year round!!
Avatard
02-22-2011, 05:44 PM
Some of us knew this. Try freezing them.
Sixxxxer
02-22-2011, 05:48 PM
Well i dont invest much time in eating girlscout cookies...Im forced on them bc my little sister is a Girlscout...and yes I've had them frozen!

Aside from the one time a year there around the only thing I eat is oreo's
Avatard
02-22-2011, 05:50 PM
No, it's good to spread the word. Perhaps if the word got out more, fatties like this would be a little less likely to attack...knowing they could get them year 'round.
Sixxxxer
02-22-2011, 05:52 PM
True...Honestly when I heard the story my first thought was...You can buy them in the store!

I love that she attacked her with Scissors
Particle Man
02-22-2011, 08:20 PM
I heard this on the radio this morning...I just found out that all girl scout cookies are made by Keebler...and "Thin Mints" are actually produced as Grashoppers and sold in supermarkets all year round!!

:lol
Trip
02-23-2011, 09:17 AM
I have noticed keebler has started ramping up the girl scout cookie production of their own brand. They sell the samoas now too.
tommymac
02-23-2011, 09:24 AM
I have noticed keebler has started ramping up the girl scout cookie production of their own brand. They sell the samoas now too.

maybe we should send fattie a memo after she gets out of jail :lol:
z06boy
02-23-2011, 10:58 AM
maybe we should send fattie a memo after she gets out of jail :lol:

:lol no kidding !!

Hey girl...:wtfru: ?!?!?!? :rofl:
shmike
02-23-2011, 11:22 AM
I have noticed keebler has started ramping up the girl scout cookie production of their own brand. They sell the samoas now too.

WHAT!!!???

Under what name / brand?
Trip
02-23-2011, 11:35 AM
Keebler Coconut Dreams

http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DSC_5179.jpg

These also do tagalongs and the lemon filled cookies too. I think they do them all now.
shmike
02-23-2011, 11:39 AM
Keebler Coconut Dreams

http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DSC_5179.jpg

These also do tagalongs and the lemon filled cookies too. I think they do them all now.


My hero. :rockwoot:
z06boy
02-23-2011, 11:39 AM
Keebler Coconut Dreams

http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DSC_5179.jpg

These also do tagalongs and the lemon filled cookies too. I think they do them all now.

Well dayum...I should have skipped this thread...gonna need a Busa now...the liter bike may get bogged down. :rofl:
Trip
02-23-2011, 11:50 AM
keebler really changed their line up, I have a hard time finding ELFudges now.

Rae, get your people making ELFudges again dammit.
goof2
02-23-2011, 12:23 PM
There must be more than just Keebler. I don't think Keebler sells any shortbread cookies equivalent to the Trefoils.
Dave
02-23-2011, 12:25 PM
Didn't know that. Im gonna buy s box of the generic tagalongs next year and pull it out when I answer the door and ride the train to work
the chi
02-23-2011, 12:33 PM
How did I know I was going to get pulled into this one.

*sigh*

I'll get right on that oh grand master.

:lol:
Sixxxxer
02-23-2011, 03:58 PM
There must be more than just Keebler. I don't think Keebler sells any shortbread cookies equivalent to the Trefoils.

From what I gather they bid on the contract either every year or in increments of the short. And the only reason I know this is b/c one of my employees husband works for Kraft which owns Nabisco who makes Oreo's (B/c she brings in oreo's noone has ever seen before that they test to see if there gonna mass produce them)

and Kraft has been trying to get in on the Girl scouts cookies a few times.

Your best bet for the Shortbread is the Sandies Ones that keebler makes.