Does Anyone Else Weigh Themselves...

[Switch]

Before and After a big poop? Like if you feel it's gonna be a big one...

[derf]

not on a regular basis, but yeh I've done it. Usually I have around 1-2 lbs worth of shit ready to come out, but I'm guessing that I have a few more lbs worth of shit just sitting in there waiting for their time

[Amber Lamps]

*unclick* *unclick* *unclick*.....

[Gas Man]

LOL Sometimes I wish I did! :lol

[Trip]

You know what's awesome, I am totally taking a shit when I read this post.

[derf]

You know what's awesome, I am totally taking a shit when I read this post.

yeh we all know you are full of crap

[Trip]

yeh we all know you are full of crap

be quiet jew

[derf]

lick my ass gentile

[Switch]

You know what's awesome, I am totally taking a shit when I read this post.

It seems like everytime we IM each other, we are both pooping.

[Trip]

It seems like everytime we IM each other, we are both pooping.

LOL yeah it does. Pooping is a good way to slack off at work.

Never sweat at work, never shit at home.

[Switch]

I lost 1.5 lbs today.

[TYEster]

I weigh myself before and after big meals.

[Rangerscott]

Before and After a big poop? Like if you feel it's gonna be a big one...

HAHHAHAHAHA I fucking knew this was going to be said. I was already getting ready to type before and after I poop. :lol

[Particle Man]

*unclick* *unclick* *unclick*.....

:lol

[Gas Man]

Never sweat at work, never shit at home.

Love it.

[wildchild]

*unclick* *unclick* *unclick*.....

agree. :lol

[Trip]

Never sweat at work, never shit at home.

Love it.

It's one of the government worker maxims. Here is others I can remember:

Do what they tell you to do, you will make more money.

Chaos = Cash

[Gas Man]

Still like the poop one better.