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Gas Man
03-11-2011, 10:35 AM
What I'm doing right now?
Kinda like one of those guessing games
Caveman is exempt from this fun.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 10:45 AM
Nope.
marko138
03-11-2011, 10:48 AM
Banging.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 10:49 AM
Nope but both guesses require ur pants off and tt part is correct.
marko138
03-11-2011, 10:51 AM
Jacking your weenis.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 10:53 AM
Nope
How could I do tt and type on my phone.
This thread is absolut fail. Guessing is retarded, tell or GTFO. LOL
How could I do tt and type on my phone.
Speech to text, it's easy.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 10:56 AM
Ok.
Clues
Pants are off
I'm not alone
Some discomfort
Smells like something is burning.
:lol
tommymac
03-11-2011, 10:59 AM
prostate exam
defector
03-11-2011, 10:59 AM
Ok.
Clues
Pants are off
I'm not alone
Some discomfort
Smells like something is burning.
:lol
Dude, you're getting violated and posting about it? Freak. :lol:
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 11:09 AM
You both are getting real close.
It did involve a doc. I'm done now.
He said. 20 mins. Go to a happy place or distraction. I hv my phone. You guys are weird like tt/this.
azoomm
03-11-2011, 11:17 AM
You're posting while getting snipped and WE are the weird ones?
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 11:19 AM
Leave it to a woman to guess it. :rofl: :lol
I didn't have anything else to do.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 11:33 AM
Home. Yea
Finally a good use for frozen peas.
pauldun170
03-11-2011, 11:47 AM
Home. Yea
Finally a good use for frozen peas.
Get ready for several days worth of "not awesome"
marko138
03-11-2011, 11:50 AM
Good choice.
the chi
03-11-2011, 11:50 AM
I love ya man, but thats kinda creepy.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 11:59 AM
Not awesome? "How I met ur mother quote"?
I think so mark. As a buddy said "spray goo anywhere u want". Lol
Sorry rae. It is but if it makes u feel better there was a "barrier" thing.
wildchild
03-11-2011, 12:15 PM
least he didn't have a webcam going. LOL
You're a weird sons a bitch.
wildchild
03-11-2011, 12:26 PM
You're a weird sons a bitch.
everyone gets a little weird up here during the cold months. how else could you explain someone like Jeff Dahmer. cabin fever. :tremble:
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 12:26 PM
What? Tommy tweeted cell phone pics from baby delivering room and I get shunned. :lol
wildchild
03-11-2011, 12:28 PM
everyone fears Tommy that's why. :lol
Particle Man
03-11-2011, 12:30 PM
everyone fears Tommy that's why. :lol
:lol: he's taller than all of us
marko138
03-11-2011, 12:30 PM
What? Tommy tweeted cell phone pics from baby delivering room and I get shunned. :lol
You're getting your nuts doddled. C'mon SON.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 01:14 PM
doddled? It feels like somebody kicked me in the nuts. WTF
I elected this?
marko138
03-11-2011, 01:44 PM
doddled? It feels like somebody kicked me in the nuts. WTF
I elected this?
Jangling up in your pouch.
Leave it to a woman to guess it. :rofl: :lol
I didn't have anything else to do.
I knew what it was in three posts. Wasn't worth spoiling though :P
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 01:55 PM
I don't know what you speaketh.
2 Tylenol have been taken...
I knew what it was in three posts. Wasn't worth spoiling though :P
Yeah? how'd you know?
I don't know what you speaketh.
2 Tylenol have been taken...
Yeah? how'd you know?
Your age, your best bud knew, you've talked about it before, and you weren't pooping or jerking it with your pants down
marko138
03-11-2011, 02:00 PM
I bet he was jerking his dink anyway.
wildchild
03-11-2011, 02:44 PM
I bet he was jerking his dink anyway.
nah that was the doc who was telling him to stop squirming and take it like a man. LOL
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 02:45 PM
Your age, your best bud knew, you've talked about it before, and you weren't pooping or jerking it with your pants down
Well good call. Or you were thinking about my dong.
nah that was the doc who was telling him to stop squirming and take it like a man. LOL
What? You were there?
wildchild
03-11-2011, 02:51 PM
Well good call. Or you were thinking about my dong.
What? You were there?
and so we are back to the question of a webcam. maybe the doc had one?
marko138
03-11-2011, 03:16 PM
and so we are back to the question of a webcam. maybe the doc had one?
He didn't tell you guys...but the "docs" name was Caveman. So, ya, there was a web cam.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 03:35 PM
and so we are back to the question of a webcam. maybe the doc had one?
I don't think so. Hell he didn't even have a nurse with him. Something about it being a small job. :lol:
He didn't tell you guys...but the "docs" name was Caveman. So, ya, there was a web cam.
I don't think so and you know better.:wtfru:
marko138
03-11-2011, 03:36 PM
I don't think so. Hell he didn't even have a nurse with him. Something about it being a small job. :lol:
I don't think so and you know better.:wtfru:
Don't lie to these nice people.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 03:45 PM
Don't lie to these nice people.
I would never....
marko138
03-11-2011, 03:46 PM
I would never....
You have.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 03:48 PM
OK OK... I'm not lieing. I'm being modest.
marko138
03-11-2011, 03:49 PM
OK OK... I'm not lieing. I'm being modest.
You spin this shit like you on Fox News, son. I like your style.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 03:50 PM
You spin this shit like you on Fox News, son. I like your style.
C'mon son. I learned from the best.
marko138
03-11-2011, 04:38 PM
c'mon son. I learned from the best.
yes!
Rangerscott
03-11-2011, 08:40 PM
Did the doc reverse your penis into a vagina while he had his face in your junk?
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 09:49 PM
He tried but he ran into a testosterone problem... too much.
Rangerscott
03-11-2011, 10:12 PM
Ha.
Krabill
03-11-2011, 10:12 PM
I got snipped Tuesday. Took my doc less than 10 minutes. Easy peasy. I went to work the next day (Wednesday) and that was a little rough, but it hasn't been bad since. Today was no problem at all. Everything is still super black and blue, but not much discomfort anymore.
Take it easy tomorrow.
Gas Man
03-11-2011, 10:56 PM
Oh I'm gg to relax tomry. Not do much. I got to find something to do saturday tt doesn't require me to physically move much. I have heard horror stories from people tt felt good the 2nd day and went on doing "x" and the 3d day they were in major pain. So I will play it cool.
But as much as I complain when I'm running "wide open throttle" all day. I hate doing "nothing".
Krabill
03-11-2011, 11:04 PM
I can't do "nothing" either. I went to work :lol: 2nd day was the worst. 3rd day and it started getting a lot better. 4th day now and almost all of the discomfort is gone.
marko138
03-12-2011, 10:27 AM
How long you gotta wait till you get your bang on?
Gas Man
03-12-2011, 02:41 PM
How long you gotta wait till you get your bang on?
As soon as you're comfortable for them to be moved around. So if you can figure out a method to get your "enjoyment" without causing discomfort to the operation site. Have at it, per the dr.
I got snipped in 2005, best thing Ive ever done.
Gas Man
03-12-2011, 11:15 PM
That's what all the guys say that have had it.
"I can spray my goo anywhere I want!"
Was a quote I have heard.
Rangerscott
03-12-2011, 11:16 PM
You'll never guess what I'm NOT wearing.
Gas Man
03-12-2011, 11:35 PM
panties?
That's what all the guys say that have had it.
"I can spray my goo anywhere I want!"
Was a quote I have heard.
And it still rolls off her face just the same
Amorok
03-13-2011, 12:23 PM
I'm getting mine done when I turn 32. It's gonna be awesome.
Gas Man
03-13-2011, 10:45 PM
You're correct derf.
Amorok. Why wait? I can't wait for the "all clear" signal from doc.
jtemple
03-14-2011, 08:28 AM
I was told to wait a week by the doc when I had mine done (October last year).
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