View Full Version : I have white trash neighbors, let's have some fun!
Back story..
I live at the end of a 1/2 mile, dead end dirt road. My ex husband lives in my former home (for sale) in a neighborhood that backs up to my road - MAYBE a 1/2 mile away at most.
I have 2 big dogs, both seniors. My ex husband has been (with permission until yesterday) driving his four wheeler back and forth on a neighbors (crazy lady) property to pick up or drop off our son.
My dogs are inside with me at night and WHENEVER I am home. I have a separate fenced in area at the back where they stay while I'm not there. My entire 2 acres are fenced except for the front near my driveway.
There is an elderly couple that lives on my road and there are at least 8 acres between my cabin and their trailer. Aproximately 2 weeks ago they went to my ex husband's house and complained to him that MY dogs were keeping them up all night barking. My ex explained to them that A) They are inside at night and B) we are divorced so why are they complaining to him in the first place?
I have never met these people. Never even SEEN these people.
Yesterday my ex goes to see my son who's at my house with my mother. The crazy people have erected a sign with his name AND MINE with something on it regarding trespassing and I don't know what else because my ex husband jerked it down and ripped it up in front of the woman while saying, "And you wonder why your neighbors call you the crazy lady?!?" :lol:
I've now spoken to three people and heard 3 stories about her either yelling at them or her calling the sheriff.
When I got home last night someone has piled dirt in several different places on the road. They are I suppose 'speed bumps' and all but one are fairly small. One however is so large I know the bottom of my bike will hit it..
I do not believe you can just PILE DIRT on public roads, state maintained or not - there are about 10 familes on that road - it may not be state maintained but it IS public. I have my shovel in my car and will be whacking out a section each time I drive though.. The weather should help take care of this too I think.
I go to pick up my conceal permit at the sheriff's office Monday and am going to inquire about this while there. I looked up the crazy lady's name, number and address. I also put up 2 NO TRESSPASSING signs last night.
I am worried she will poison my dogs.
What are your creative suggestions? :lol I am not going over to speak with her because enough people have told me stories about her I know that is useless. If she can't come to me directly with her perceived problem she doesn't deserve my time anyway.
defector
03-24-2011, 09:41 AM
Fuck her husband on her lawn.
smileyman
03-24-2011, 09:43 AM
Poison her.
Mine the driveway.
RPG thru the front door.
Runaway tractor ploy.
Fishing line hung at neck level.
Pocket full of bbs.
Ignore her and watch her self destruct.
wildchild
03-24-2011, 09:45 AM
M ysister invited us over one day to sing karaoke. out on the deck with a large karaoke system. 200 watt pa 4 speakers etc. he he her neighbor sounds as bat shit crazy as yours but she's in a subbie. the "grand finale" was Hank Jr's Mind your own business.
funny they haven't messed with her since. they did mention "all those Harley's" once though. my better half and I took the bikes there once.
most of my ideas always end up being very nearly illegal although fun.
Fuck her husband on her lawn.
:lmao:
EWWWW
Wildchild I am so far away from these people they wouldn't hear karaoke!!
My next door neighbor and her husband have guns though, you can always here those! We had a good time discussing THAT last night! She shoots too!! :)
Archren
03-24-2011, 09:49 AM
Poison her.
Mine the driveway.
RPG thru the front door.
Runaway tractor ploy.
Fishing line hung at neck level.
Pocket full of bbs.
Ignore her and watch her self destruct.
Beat me to it. :lol: Move the dirt to her front door and plant an IED in it is about all I have to add.
Kaneman
03-24-2011, 09:55 AM
Rape and kill her and her family in a brutal fashion....just like the Japanese did to the Chinese. Google it....
:lol:
Put a dirty fill wanted add on cl and list their address with instructions to just dump it next to the driveway.
azoomm
03-24-2011, 09:55 AM
Ignore her and watch her self destruct.
It takes patience. But, at the end of the day, THIS is the most effective way to deal with someone that has temper tantrums. It isn't for someone looking for instant gratification. But, I'm telling you, it is EXTREMELY effective.
I know, I'm right now Debby Downer :lol:
It takes patience. But, at the end of the day, THIS is the most effective way to deal with someone that has temper tantrums. It isn't for someone looking for instant gratification. But, I'm telling you, it is EXTREMELY effective.
I know, I'm right now Debby Downer :lol:
Well that's what I've been doing so far. I actually LOVE that approach because I know that it pisses people off the most. The road pisses me off though. I believe my ex 'probably' spun out of there yesterday (he was in his SUV) and that's why the piles are there. Sigh.
wildchild
03-24-2011, 10:07 AM
have your ex take his 4 wheeler down the road jumping the dirt piles. make sure they see how much fun he's having.
my neighbor at the end of our road doesn't like bikes apparently so they throw gravel on the corner. I use to think it was just from trucks or tractors so I went and swept it off, it was back in ten minutes.
have your ex take his 4 wheeler down the road jumping the dirt piles. make sure they see how much fun he's having.
my neighbor at the end of our road doesn't like bikes apparently so they throw gravel on the corner. I use to think it was just from trucks or tractors so I went and swept it off, it was back in ten minutes.
Ohhh I am liking this idea!! My son has a dirt bike too!
Nice neighbors you have...
CasterTroy
03-24-2011, 10:14 AM
It takes patience. But, at the end of the day, THIS is the most effective way to deal with someone that has temper tantrums. It isn't for someone looking for instant gratification. But, I'm telling you, it is EXTREMELY effective.
I know, I'm right now Debby Downer :lol:
Friggin "Adult" answer :td:
:lol:
Unfortunatly....she's right. That old stupid phrase "the best revenge is to live well" really pisses me off...because I'm a "go blow their house up" kinda guy..but I've found peopl eget the most upset when YOU don't let then get YOU upset, and just keep on truckin
azoomm
03-24-2011, 10:15 AM
have your ex take his 4 wheeler down the road jumping the dirt piles. make sure they see how much fun he's having.
Ooooooo, that plays nicely into the "best revenge is living well" strategy.
Archren
03-24-2011, 10:16 AM
Friggin "Adult" answer :td:
:lol:
Unfortunatly....she's right. That old stupid phrase "the best revenge is to live well" really pisses me off...because I'm a "go blow their house up" kinda guy..but I've found peopl eget the most upset when YOU don't let then get YOU upset, and just keep on truckin
This. Although, while you're pissing THEM off by not letting them see you sweat... it is nice to indulge in one's "blow their house up" fantasies inside your own head. Not that I ever do this... nope... :whistle:
wildchild
03-24-2011, 10:18 AM
Ohhh I am liking this idea!! My son has a dirt bike too!
Nice neighbors you have...
yeah she's our "cat lady" last count was 28, their all barn cats, and mean as hell. she won't get them fixed or get rid of any.
Ooooooo, that plays nicely into the "best revenge is living well" strategy.
Yup! AND it will help mash down the piles so I can get my VFR over them. :)
the chi
03-24-2011, 10:20 AM
have your ex take his 4 wheeler down the road jumping the dirt piles. make sure they see how much fun he's having.
my neighbor at the end of our road doesn't like bikes apparently so they throw gravel on the corner. I use to think it was just from trucks or tractors so I went and swept it off, it was back in ten minutes.
I like his idea. Have fun with the bumps, then she'll remove them herself. :lol:
As far as the gravel BS, sweep it up and dump it on his front porch. Asshole.
Port a cross and flowers a little down the street and tell them that someone died from hitting the speed bump
Screw being an adult
the chi
03-24-2011, 10:22 AM
yeah she's our "cat lady" last count was 28, their all barn cats, and mean as hell. she won't get them fixed or get rid of any.
Two words: Animal Control. Thats creating a nuisance and irresponsible pet ownership, not to mention could count as hoarding. Even in the country they have laws against that dont they? Everywhere I've lived they always have...
I like his idea. Have fun with the bumps, then she'll remove them herself. :lol:
As far as the gravel BS, sweep it up and dump it on his front porch. Asshole.
:lol: Oh, OR you could ride your lawnmower over them. Oops sorry about your window cat lady! Lol
the chi
03-24-2011, 10:32 AM
:lol: Oh, OR you could ride your lawnmower over them. Oops sorry about your window cat lady! Lol
Even better! I love that commercial...
papapoi
03-24-2011, 10:53 AM
Call the sherrifs department anonymously and tell them you suspect a possible meth lab.
wildchild
03-24-2011, 11:02 AM
Two words: Animal Control. Thats creating a nuisance and irresponsible pet ownership, not to mention could count as hoarding. Even in the country they have laws against that dont they? Everywhere I've lived they always have...
we have laws about numbers but it goes by acreage and size of animal, we are allowed a lot of cats. as long as they're fed and housed it's considered ok.
they own 80 acres. funny they will go out and count peoples livestock to make sure they are within the laws. 1 horse per acre and such.
the husband actually died last year. he was generally a very nice person just different. he was born in that house, lived there his whole life and died there. now the wife lives there with their adult kids.
101lifts2
03-24-2011, 11:27 AM
Try to convert her to a Jehovah's Witness.
smileyman
03-24-2011, 01:03 PM
I had a neighbor that was a real ass. He reported us to the Animal Control after my dog got out one snowy day. Apparently it ate the cat food his wife leaves out to feed the stray cats (skunks). Then he sent us a threatening letter about my wife babysitting, trying to use a no business covenant for the Subdivision. Then he lit up my back yard with 4 huge floodlights for almost a year. Felt like I was living next to a prison.
Anyways I ignored him and he was evicted last month.
Particle Man
03-24-2011, 01:07 PM
Town highway superintendant for the dirt piles (make sure they send her the bill for their grading or removal)
Then ignore her. No matter what.
It'll drive her crazy.
defector
03-24-2011, 01:32 PM
Random thought:
I have two neighbors in the culdesac that I think are pretty cool. There are only three of us in the culdesac - so does this mean I am the asshole neighbor, by default?
Particle Man
03-24-2011, 01:39 PM
Random thought:
I have two neighbors in the culdesac that I think are pretty cool. There are only three of us in the culdesac - so does this mean I am the asshole neighbor, by default?
No, there are other reasons why you're the asshole...
:lol:
Random thought:
I have two neighbors in the culdesac that I think are pretty cool. There are only three of us in the culdesac - so does this mean I am the asshole neighbor, by default?
Of course it does! There is always an asshole neighbor, it's a rule! :lol:
defector
03-24-2011, 02:49 PM
No, there are other reasons why you're the asshole...
:lol:
Get off my lawn! :lol:
Particle Man
03-24-2011, 02:55 PM
Get off my lawn! :lol:
Exactly :lmao:
dReWpY
03-24-2011, 03:01 PM
Put a dirty fill wanted add on cl and list their address with instructions to just dump it next to the driveway.
Thats bi-winning right there folks
smileyman
03-24-2011, 03:11 PM
If the dirt is in the right spots make certain she is watching and then ramp your bike/bicycle/car on them like its a great time. Act like your really enjoying them!
If the dirt is in the right spots make certain she is watching and then ramp your bike/bicycle/car on them like its a great time. Act like your really enjoying them!
I will certainly do this. Actually this morning my son complained because I hit the last one so fast in the car! :lol: I'm driving down my road faster than I did before.. Lol. One more benefit to having an old car. I may have to get my sons PW50 out!! :lmao:
TommyHotWheel
03-24-2011, 04:09 PM
Make sure you do it nekkid and post many pics!:rockwoot:
Gas Man
03-24-2011, 04:47 PM
I like the fill dirt.
Seriously use craigslist, you could post up for a garage sale as well. Perhaps a moving sale.
If you want to be real devil. Do it at a public library with a new email address.
racedoll
03-24-2011, 09:31 PM
I love all the ideas but have to agree that ignoring her is the best way. It will drive her crazy.
Tsunami
03-24-2011, 09:45 PM
I like both of derfs ideas!
Gas Man
03-25-2011, 12:16 AM
I love all the ideas but have to agree that ignoring her is the best way. It will drive her crazy.
NO! Absolutely not. That is what mom tells you to do. That is the high road. We don't go that way around these parts. Fuck with this bitch, indirectly. Then be all... "IDK that is weird"
EtyrnuSS
03-25-2011, 12:18 AM
...the magical disappearing valve core trick...on all 4 tires...
Rangerscott
03-25-2011, 12:24 AM
Just shoot your guns every evening.
Just shoot your guns every evening.
Yes yes yes.. :)
Update, my realtor called and the sheriff called her looking for my ex- h.( from the sign inthe yard) So he's called them and is waiting for a return call. Boy are they going to get an earful.
Meanwhile I've found it very entertaining to put on the brakes right before the dirt piles then gas it pretty hard. It throws gravel everywhere. :lol: I meanits the only way to get over them, right???
Before I take the bike out though I will have to trim the big one down with a shovel which I plan to do soon. I am going to discuss this with the sheriff Monday when I pick up my permit.
Particle Man
03-25-2011, 09:21 AM
...the magical disappearing valve core trick...on all 4 tires...11 posts and he already fits right in.
:rockwoot:
EtyrnuSS
03-25-2011, 05:09 PM
11 posts and he already fits right in.
:rockwoot:
What can I say lol :psy:
Nah, im about as lovable as a :badger:
...the magical disappearing valve core trick...on all 4 tires...
Why take something that isnt yours? Instead give the gift of wheel weights, a pound or so on one side of one wheel should make for a fun drive, and then you cant get in trouble for theft
EtyrnuSS
03-25-2011, 06:00 PM
Why take something that isnt yours? Instead give the gift of wheel weights, a pound or so on one side of one wheel should make for a fun drive, and then you cant get in trouble for theft
You can always leave the cores after taking them out lol. Wheel weights...interesing thought there...once filled a tire with water...
But then, I try to avoid property damage...these days...:lol:
You can always leave the cores after taking them out lol. Wheel weights...interesing thought there...once filled a tire with water...
But then, I try to avoid property damage...these days...:lol:
No property damage unless she is stupid enough to try and do 50, by 25 there should be enough force on the tire to make the car competetive in a hydralic jumping competition
Porkchop
03-25-2011, 10:37 PM
Why take something that isnt yours? Instead give the gift of wheel weights, a pound or so on one side of one wheel should make for a fun drive, and then you cant get in trouble for theft
I would say put a whole can of fix-a-flat in each tire at night. By morning, it should harden into a big hard block at the bottom of the tire. Should make for an interesting ride. :lol:
jtemple
03-25-2011, 10:53 PM
Buy a DS bike. Then the dirt piles become jumps. :D
Rangerscott
03-25-2011, 11:40 PM
Shit. A bb on the valve core and half screwed on cap.
Captain Morgan
03-26-2011, 09:13 AM
...the magical disappearing valve core trick...on all 4 tires...
:lol: my dad keeps a valve core removal tool in his truck
ericr
03-26-2011, 11:47 AM
have your ex take his 4 wheeler down the road jumping the dirt piles. make sure they see how much fun he's having.
my neighbor at the end of our road doesn't like bikes apparently so they throw gravel on the corner. I use to think it was just from trucks or tractors so I went and swept it off, it was back in ten minutes.
If I remember right, I heard about someone doing this somewhere and people got them on tape throwing the gravel on the road and got them arrested, something about endangerment or intent to harm, maybe asssault??...my memory sucks but I think it was something like that. Basically it's like building a booby trap which is illegal pretty much anywhere. Catch them in the act and call the cops on their ass!
Gas Man
03-26-2011, 02:53 PM
IF they have a GM vehicle super glue their valve caps on. They're screwed cause those are TMPS sensors.
wildchild
03-26-2011, 04:29 PM
If I remember right, I heard about someone doing this somewhere and people got them on tape throwing the gravel on the road and got them arrested, something about endangerment or intent to harm, maybe asssault??...my memory sucks but I think it was something like that. Basically it's like building a booby trap which is illegal pretty much anywhere. Catch them in the act and call the cops on their ass!
i understand what you're saying there and you're probably right but i wouldn't do that to them. yeah they're azzholes because of it, but they're old farmers and other then a few weird twists they are very nice. kind of like getting your grandparent busted because of something they did. you know how old people are and sometimes you just have to accept their eccentricity.
Adeptus_Minor
03-26-2011, 05:55 PM
Try to convert her to a Jehovah's Witness.
What? You want to make them MORE annoying? :lol:
asdgirl
03-28-2011, 12:19 AM
I love you guys!
:lol: :rockwoot:
101lifts2
03-28-2011, 02:31 AM
What? You want to make them MORE annoying? :lol:
Trust me it works. They will leave you alone. redflip
Did you talk to these people...or are they just wacked and it's hopeless?
Papa_Complex
03-28-2011, 08:39 AM
i understand what you're saying there and you're probably right but i wouldn't do that to them. yeah they're azzholes because of it, but they're old farmers and other then a few weird twists they are very nice. kind of like getting your grandparent busted because of something they did. you know how old people are and sometimes you just have to accept their eccentricity.
No. No you don't. If their "little eccentricity" is to create a danger to life and limb, then you don't let it go on.
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