View Full Version : Portal 2 funnies
Rangerscott
03-29-2011, 12:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXbIzfcDPY&feature=player_embedded
Particle Man
03-29-2011, 08:41 AM
:lol:
LeeNetworX
03-29-2011, 09:32 AM
Can't wait. I hope it's alot longer than the original; I finished that in just a few hours.
Rangerscott
04-03-2011, 01:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-613xPNkVQ&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpZjdI-Ob-w&feature=relmfu
Rangerscott
04-05-2011, 10:16 PM
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/04/05/portal-2-turrets-trailer-answers-age-old-question/#continued
Rangerscott
04-13-2011, 09:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX9Sc88qreg&feature=player_embedded
Cant wait. Have it pre-loaded on steam, and it looks like the PC version will be coming 2 days early.
The original Portal was one of the most innovative and inventive games i've played in years, and this one is supposed to be much bigger, with much better puzzles.
Rangerscott
04-16-2011, 02:39 AM
Cant wait. Have it pre-loaded on steam, and it looks like the PC version will be coming 2 days early.
The original Portal was one of the most innovative and inventive games i've played in years, and this one is supposed to be much bigger, with much better puzzles.
I don't see that happening.
http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/
I don't see that happening.
http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/
It will... theres another site calculating how early its coming, so far, at this rate, its 23 hours early and its only 8am eastern. By noon, there will be thousands more playing the Potato Sack games, and itll start moving much faster again.
edit: Oh, and the load doesnt require ALL games to be at max to have early access, apparently. Also, the amount of potatoes unlocked also gives tons of extra 'cpu load' to the program.
Rangerscott
04-19-2011, 10:13 PM
So who has it? The humor is just super duper funny. Glodus is witty.
Particle Man
04-19-2011, 10:26 PM
just read the review and it's getting consistent 9.5 out of 10 ratings
Rangerscott
04-19-2011, 11:53 PM
I believe PS3 and PC players can play together.
LeeNetworX
04-20-2011, 08:33 AM
Downloading now.
Particle Man
04-20-2011, 08:34 AM
Downloading now.
I think I'm going to do that this weekend after my trip to Jacksonville.
Beat the Single Player campaign last night. Game is fucking amazing, and one of the funniest i've ever played. Starting the Co-Op today with a friend.
Probably the best game i've played in years.
"Think of it not as a death trap, but as a death option!"
Oh, and Portal 2 causes Teh Buttsecks.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326
LeeNetworX
04-20-2011, 10:19 AM
Oh, and Portal 2 causes Teh Buttsecks.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326
WTFforum?
WTFforum?
Thats pretty much what I said. Damn bleeding heart southern baptists and their virgin whores.
Seriously though, this is the best game i've played in a long, long time. The writing is spectaculr, funny, and a lot of fun. The puzzles are challenging but not overly so to make you hate it (Like Riven did for me). Glados is funnier than ever, and Wheatley is a blast to listen to when going through the levels.
Theres also an amazing twist mid-game that completely cracked me up. :lol:
Particle Man
04-20-2011, 11:46 AM
WTFforum?
Seriously - what the hell :lol:
Switch
04-20-2011, 01:17 PM
Thats pretty much what I said. Damn bleeding heart southern baptists and their virgin whores.
Seriously though, this is the best game i've played in a long, long time. The writing is spectaculr, funny, and a lot of fun. The puzzles are challenging but not overly so to make you hate it (Like Riven did for me). Glados is funnier than ever, and Wheatley is a blast to listen to when going through the levels.
Theres also an amazing twist mid-game that completely cracked me up. :lol:
You realize that landover baptist is a satire site, much like The Onion, right?
LeeNetworX
04-20-2011, 01:22 PM
You realize that landover baptist is a satire site, much like The Onion, right?
That explains it.
You realize that landover baptist is a satire site, much like The Onion, right?
No, I did not.
Rangerscott
04-21-2011, 01:36 AM
This game is :rf:
Did you beat it yet ranger? It just keeps getting better as you go.
Rangerscott
04-21-2011, 10:24 AM
Not yet.
Metro 2033 is the Weekend Steam Sale this week. 9.99. Amazing shooter if you have a good video card and processor. Probably one of the best action campaigns in a long time.
Now Valve, I either want fucking Half Life 2: Episode 3 or Half Life 3 news, FFS! Get on it Gabe!
Rangerscott
04-22-2011, 01:11 AM
Co-op is tits.
VatorMan
04-22-2011, 06:27 AM
Will probably get this game and Duke Nukem when it comes out.:boobs:
Will probably get this game and Duke Nukem when it comes out.:boobs:
Im getting Duke Nukem too, but dont expect anything spectacular, Which is sad, because its been in production for 12 years, lol.
Particle Man
04-22-2011, 09:36 AM
You realize that landover baptist is a satire site, much like The Onion, right?
Was hunting through there - and found some doozys :lol:
LeeNetworX
04-29-2011, 09:36 AM
This game is awesome.
"I'm going to attempt to manually override this wall..." :lol
Rangerscott
04-29-2011, 07:51 PM
This game is awesome.
"I'm going to attempt to manually override this wall..." :lol
It gets a bit technical.
LeeNetworX
05-02-2011, 08:08 AM
It gets a bit technical.
I played it for several hours last week - love the 'retro' levels as the player progresses through the old sections of Aperture. I was up to 1982 or something when I played last.
Rangerscott
05-02-2011, 10:23 AM
What system are you playing on?
LeeNetworX
05-02-2011, 11:29 AM
What system are you playing on?
PC
Rangerscott
05-02-2011, 02:48 PM
Whats yo steam name?
Whats yo steam name?
Mine is Satansblade6, add me.
Rangerscott
05-02-2011, 05:06 PM
I will. We can play with each other.
Particle Man
05-02-2011, 08:00 PM
I will. We can play with each other.
:tremble:
LeeNetworX
05-03-2011, 08:25 AM
I will. We can play with each other.
:skep:
Rangerscott
05-03-2011, 10:19 AM
Dont be scared.
The mutual masturbation is a lie.
Rangerscott
05-03-2011, 02:02 PM
The Dutch Rudder
Archren
06-13-2011, 02:56 PM
Finally started playing this on Saturday. Probably bought it about 2 weeks ago, but between work and school putting me through the ringer, this past weekend was the first real "free" time I've had in a while.
Thoroughly addicted. Loving both the single and co-op modes. Snarky robots and AIs FTW.
Rangerscott
09-20-2011, 01:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzG94ct2d5k
Method
09-20-2011, 01:59 PM
Steam had a sale and were offering the original Portal for free. Played and beat it in a few hours and LOVED it.
Think I'm going to buy Portal 2 and give it a whirl. Not bad at 29.99.
ETA 11 gigs - damn lol. This should be quite a bit longer.
Downloading now.
Rangerscott
09-20-2011, 03:08 PM
Its a lot longer.
Fyi portal 1 is free till sept something.
Particle Man
09-20-2011, 06:12 PM
Its a lot longer.
Fyi portal 1 is free till sept something.
Not anymore. Just tried it.
Rangerscott
09-20-2011, 06:59 PM
Not anymore. Just tried it.
its because you suck.
Rangerscott
09-20-2011, 07:25 PM
Not anymore. Just tried it.
it expires today.
Particle Man
09-20-2011, 07:50 PM
it expires today.
Figures. I couldn't DL for free
Method
09-20-2011, 11:04 PM
Possible spoiler alert:
I'm a couple of hours in - LOVE it.
The constant stream of insults cracks me up.
Adeptus_Minor
09-21-2011, 01:33 AM
I took advantage of the free DL of Portal and just finished it earlier today.
I can't believe it took me this long to get around to playing it.
:dthumb:
pauldun170
09-21-2011, 04:26 PM
I took advantage of the free DL of Portal and just finished it earlier today.
I can't believe it took me this long to get around to playing it.
:dthumb:
Same here, finished it on Sunday. Yesterday I went ahead and bought Portal 2.
Marketing plan - GREAT SUCCESS.
suckered me into it.
I had no intention of ever playing portal or portal 2 until the freebie promotion.
Particle Man
09-21-2011, 08:12 PM
I took advantage of the free DL of Portal and just finished it earlier today.
I can't believe it took me this long to get around to playing it.
:dthumb:
I've been playing Portal all evening - 2 is next. I love it.
Adeptus_Minor
09-21-2011, 09:09 PM
Haven't decided if I'm buying Portal 2 yet or not, but I definitely loved the first one.
Some of the puzzles were a little frustrating, particularly when you have to work out the angle & momentum necessary to fling yourself to the next platform. I can only imagine what Portal 2 is going to expect you to pull off. :lol:
I'm sure GLaDOS has only gotten funnier.
Rangerscott
09-21-2011, 10:53 PM
Portal 1 was just a quick project just put out so that's why it's short and sweet. Portal 2 has more of a story. Some people wanted it to be like P1 but longer and some like the story being bigger than the puzzles.
Method
09-22-2011, 01:10 AM
Portal 2 is worth the money, hands down. I'm about 3/4 of the way thru now and I would have paid much more than the 29.99 that they are charging. Best game I've played in a long long time.
Rangerscott
09-22-2011, 01:24 AM
Nobody likes you because you're adopted.
Adeptus_Minor
09-22-2011, 01:51 AM
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
Archren
09-22-2011, 12:28 PM
Definitely want one of the Portal-related items from ThinkGeek. Like this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/gaming/ba6a/
udman
09-22-2011, 12:52 PM
I'm way too cheap to pay for Portal 2 so I've been going here...
http://www.map-factory.org/portal
Portal 2 is worth the money, hands down. I'm about 3/4 of the way thru now and I would have paid much more than the 29.99 that they are charging. Best game I've played in a long long time.
The Co-Op portion is awesome balls too. The whole game is among the best ever made.
Not anymore. Just tried it.
Im amazed anyone could not already own the original. One of the best quick 'projects' ever made.
The cake is a lie.
BTW, if anyone wants to play coop, add me! Satansblade6 on steam.
Method
09-22-2011, 04:59 PM
Just added you - (djollie77)
Played a little bit of co-op earlier and liked it. Dude knew what he was doing so not a whole lot to figure out.
ETA: Finished the single player this morning and the ending cracked me up. Nice that the story line could have another sequel.
Just added you - (djollie77)
Played a little bit of co-op earlier and liked it. Dude knew what he was doing so not a whole lot to figure out.
ETA: Finished the single player this morning and the ending cracked me up. Nice that the story line could have another sequel.
Ya, I havent played much of the coop, because I want a partner who hasnt done it already, so I quit after the first level. So if you want to play with someone who is fresh, i'd be more than happy to play with you.
Adeptus_Minor
09-22-2011, 07:21 PM
Bought P2.
Loving it.
Wow, GLaDOS has gotten snippy :lol:
I guess having your heart broken and bits of you tossed into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator will do that to an AI.
Particle Man
09-22-2011, 08:14 PM
Shit, now I've gotta buy it and try the co-op
Shit, now I've gotta buy it and try the co-op
You should have bought it 6 months ago.
Only games I was looking forward to more this year were Witcher 2, Battlefield 3, and Star Wars: The Old Republic.
And maybe Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.
Particle Man
09-22-2011, 08:23 PM
You should have bought it 6 months ago.
I'm building a house :lol:
I'm building a house :lol:
Therefore you know how little 40$ buys you. :wtfru:
Particle Man
09-22-2011, 08:41 PM
Therefore you know how little 40$ buys you. :wtfru:
Yep
Rangerscott
09-22-2011, 09:32 PM
If some can wait till sunday evening, Ill start coop with someone. I never got to finish.
Method
09-23-2011, 12:54 AM
Ya, I havent played much of the coop, because I want a partner who hasnt done it already, so I quit after the first level. So if you want to play with someone who is fresh, i'd be more than happy to play with you.
I'm in - it's much more fun to figure it out as you go along than to be lead thru it.
When are you usually on?
I'm in - it's much more fun to figure it out as you go along than to be lead thru it.
When are you usually on?
Just check my steam status, if it shows me online, im usually around.
Particle Man
10-01-2011, 07:09 PM
I finished the first one and am replaying with the developer commentary. Pretty neat hearing their stuff
Method and I played some Co-op a couple of days ago. Looking forward to going through more of it with him, very impressive. The game is just amazing fun. Its the first game I can say I have had more pure fun with than Super Mario Galaxy with this generation.
I beat the single player within 2 days of its launch, but never got to the Co-Op, because other games like Witcher 2, Soace Marine, GoW3, battlefield 3 alphas and betas (amazing on PC, a real turd on consoles), bulletstorm, Dead Space 2. Just so many great games I never got to it.
Method
10-02-2011, 12:33 AM
Method and I played some Co-op a couple of days ago. Looking forward to going through more of it with him, very impressive. The game is just amazing fun. Its the first game I can say I have had more pure fun with than Super Mario Galaxy with this generation.
I beat the single player within 2 days of its launch, but never got to the Co-Op, because other games like Witcher 2, Soace Marine, GoW3, battlefield 3 alphas and betas (amazing on PC, a real turd on consoles), bulletstorm, Dead Space 2. Just so many great games I never got to it.
Hopping online right now if you happen to see this.
Hopping online right now if you happen to see this.
When you messaged me it was ~2am. I was already in bed, only saw it this morning.
Rangerscott
10-09-2011, 11:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTg00wIijNY
Anyone up for some coop? I am on a computer version though.
Method
10-09-2011, 12:07 PM
Yo Trip - what's your steam ID? I'm down for some coop.
Name is: djollie77 (It's tagged as method, but think you have to search on djollie77)
reactortrip, i cant find you
Method
10-09-2011, 03:31 PM
Just added you.
Particle Man
10-23-2012, 03:41 PM
Finally got the chance to actually play Portal 2 (been a bit busy, lol)
Finished single player. Now wanna play coop :D
LeeNetworX
10-23-2012, 03:46 PM
http://campaignofshockandawe.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/portal-cake-is-a-lie.jpg?w=640
Finally got the chance to actually play Portal 2 (been a bit busy, lol)
Finished single player. Now wanna play coop :D
add me, I am on steam occassionally and will help you finish it if I am on
Method
10-23-2012, 06:56 PM
Finally got the chance to actually play Portal 2 (been a bit busy, lol)
Finished single player. Now wanna play coop :D
If you want to run through with someone that hasn't been thru the vast majority of the coop chambers yet, I'm definitely down. I never really ran the coop because everyone just guided you through removing all the fun. Stopped about 5 chambers in.
Particle Man
10-23-2012, 06:56 PM
Added
Rangerscott
10-23-2012, 10:38 PM
Didnt they add more coop levels? Also you can make your own levels.
Didnt they add more coop levels? Also you can make your own levels.
Just that quick DLC section they added long ago
Particle Man
10-25-2012, 12:21 PM
Didnt they add more coop levels? Also you can make your own levels.
I've been playing the user created levels - some of them are pretty good
LeeNetworX
11-29-2012, 10:33 AM
Merry Christmas, from Aperture Labs.
Particle Man
11-30-2012, 04:05 PM
I wanna do that - wife said no lol
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