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Homeslice
03-29-2011, 02:53 AM
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AquaPython
03-29-2011, 09:23 AM
skilled. and hot.
Krabill
03-29-2011, 09:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BynUZOJc8QI&feature=feedrec_grec_index
Dave
03-29-2011, 10:26 AM
Crazy hot
Porkchop
03-29-2011, 10:53 AM
Skill and legs for miles..... :drool:
Particle Man
03-29-2011, 04:14 PM
Skill and legs for miles..... :drool:

Totally
tommymac
03-29-2011, 04:17 PM
WTF is up with the face mask in the last vid?
Particle Man
03-29-2011, 04:22 PM
WTF is up with the face mask in the last vid?

Cultural thing - I see it a lot in airports and stuff.
derf
03-29-2011, 05:37 PM
Cultural thing - I see it a lot in airports and stuff.

It's actually a new fad called diseased medical chiq
Adeptus_Minor
03-29-2011, 06:44 PM
Nice skills.
Also something to be said for her taste in music. :dthumb:
Dave
03-29-2011, 10:48 PM
id like to see her do some fire bomber stuff
pauldun170
03-29-2011, 11:12 PM
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Thats a dude

YALL BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!!
Avatard
03-29-2011, 11:16 PM
skilled. and hot.

Crazy hot

Skill and legs for miles..... :drool:

Totally

Nice skills.
Also something to be said for her taste in music. :dthumb:

Ok guys, sorry to be the one to rain on your parades, and make you feel all fucking creeped out, and all Crying-Game and shit BUT...

LOOK AT THE HANDS.

Buncha fags, all of you.

Look up "Tissue Hime"...

:lmao:
njchopper87
03-29-2011, 11:17 PM
Damn.. that looks fun. I should have listened to my friends when they said "This year's music class isn't like last years. We don't do any singing; we learn to play an instrument."
Adeptus_Minor
03-30-2011, 01:55 AM
Ok guys, sorry to be the one to rain on your parades, and make you feel all fucking creeped out, and all Crying-Game and shit BUT...

LOOK AT THE HANDS.

Buncha fags, all of you.

Look up "Tissue Hime"...

:lmao:

Bah.. if I played guitar like that, I'd probably have man hands too.
Umm...waitaminute... :whistle:
Particle Man
03-30-2011, 09:36 AM
Ok guys, sorry to be the one to rain on your parades, and make you feel all fucking creeped out, and all Crying-Game and shit BUT...

LOOK AT THE HANDS.

Buncha fags, all of you.

Look up "Tissue Hime"...

:lmao:

Insert Ace Ventura scene here...
Dave
03-30-2011, 10:00 AM
Ok guys, sorry to be the one to rain on your parades, and make you feel all fucking creeped out, and all Crying-Game and shit BUT...

LOOK AT THE HANDS.

Buncha fags, all of you.

Look up "Tissue Hime"...

:lmao:

i see no adams apple.









































game on :whatwhat:
njchopper87
03-30-2011, 01:38 PM
I browsed a few other vids and I'm convinced that's a chick.. just looks young. Must have started playing at an early age to become that good.
MikeSP1
03-30-2011, 02:08 PM
Hate to tell ya bro, but I live in Japan. That is most definitely a chick.
Avatard
03-30-2011, 03:29 PM
Not a chance.

This is just Tissue Hime take two.

The fucking Japanese are twisted.
Archren
03-30-2011, 04:05 PM
The fucking Japanese are twisted.

QFMFT. But they still have some of the best candy and sodas. :lol:
Dave
03-30-2011, 04:21 PM
Pocky ftw
Archren
03-30-2011, 04:29 PM
Pocky ftw

Pocky, Morinaga Caramels, Ramune... and many, many more. :lol:
Adeptus_Minor
03-31-2011, 12:27 AM
Pocky, Morinaga Caramels, Ramune... and many, many more. :lol:

Gods... I haven't had a Ramune in years. :lol:
Dave
03-31-2011, 04:31 AM
You know, typically if I want an oconus soda ill reach for an irn bru first.
Particle Man
03-31-2011, 08:34 AM
QFMFT. But they still have some of the best candy and sodas. :lol:

Pocky ftw

Pocky, Morinaga Caramels, Ramune... and many, many more. :lol:

Gods... I haven't had a Ramune in years. :lol:

You know, typically if I want an oconus soda ill reach for an irn bru first.

Another thread successfully derailed. I love this place :lol:
Archren
03-31-2011, 09:10 AM
Gods... I haven't had a Ramune in years. :lol:

Dude, you can find them at HEB a lot. And Asahi on Burnet/Koenig has even more flavors than just the traditional. :D

Another thread successfully derailed. I love this place :lol:

That's kinda normal when you think about how conversations normally run anyway... you kinda jump from some slightly related topic to another. :lol:
Adeptus_Minor
03-31-2011, 09:30 AM
Dude, you can find them at HEB a lot. And Asahi on Burnet/Koenig has even more flavors than just the traditional. :D


Oh, I know, I believe my HEB has them too... I consciously avoid buying them. :wink:
Dave
03-31-2011, 09:37 AM
Asahi. Damn. Now I want a sapporro
Avatard
03-31-2011, 11:20 AM
Another thread successfully derailed. I love this place :lol:

Well, when everyone goes on at length about how hot fucking a GUY is playing the guitar in a dress, and then it's brought to their attention, you tend to get a lot of "hey, how about those Mets" kinda shifts in subject matter....while everyone hopes we just don't harp too fucking bad on just how fucking gay they all are.
Dave
03-31-2011, 11:42 AM
Well, when everyone goes on at length about how hot fucking a GUY is playing the guitar in a dress, and then it's brought to their attention, you tend to get a lot of "hey, how about those Mets" kinda shifts in subject matter....while everyone hopes we just don't harp too fucking bad on just how fucking gay they all are.

You see penis cause you want to see penis and the mets fucking suck.
Avatard
03-31-2011, 01:44 PM
Fuck you, don't talk to me about dick; you think male Japanese guitarists dressed up in fucking schoolgirl outfits is hot.

:lmao:

Edit: No, I stand corrected: "Crazy Hot".
Dave
03-31-2011, 01:47 PM
Fuck you, don't talk to me about dick; you think male Japanese guitarists dressed up in fucking schoolgirl outfits is hot.

:lmao:

Edit: No, I stand corrected: "Crazy Hot".

Chick or no there's at least 2 out of 3 holes, and that ain't bad :lol
fasternyou929
03-31-2011, 02:25 PM
WTF is up with the face mask in the last vid?

They wear them when they have any cold or flu symptoms to lessen the chance they'll spread it. I saw it in China, Taiwan, and Japan.
Avatard
03-31-2011, 02:26 PM
They wear them when they have any cold or flu symptoms to lessen the chance they'll spread it. I saw it in China, Taiwan, and Japan.

...And, they wear them when they're actually MEN.
pauldun170
03-31-2011, 03:25 PM
Chick or no there's at least 2 out of 3 holes, and that ain't bad :lol
:lol
the chi
03-31-2011, 03:47 PM
I'm thinking if ya'll think that chick has man hands, I'll be wearing gloves around any of ya'll from now on.
fasternyou929
03-31-2011, 03:48 PM
...And, they wear them when they're actually MEN.

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen someone so hellbent wishing for a girl to be a guy so he can laugh at others.

Bad trip to Thailand in your past?
Particle Man
03-31-2011, 03:54 PM
Chick or no there's at least 2 out of 3 holes, and that ain't bad :lol

:lmao:
Avatard
03-31-2011, 04:11 PM
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen someone so hellbent wishing for a girl to be a guy so he can laugh at others.

Bad trip to Thailand in your past?

Nah, this shit's just rather old news to us grizzled old bass player types.

See, the first instance of this bizarre Japanese fetish shit happened years ago, with a bassist that came to be known as "Tissue Hime".

He too did shit like wear lace gloves to hide his hands, and hide behind the ubiquitous dust mask so many Asians wear.

I took one look at the motherfucker's hands, and cracked the fuck up, with all the nitwits here yelling about how hot "she" was.

Good times.

You're all fucking homos...lol.
tommymac
03-31-2011, 04:14 PM
maybe it was a she and turned into a he after being exposed to some radiation :lol:

just a theory