Awesome prank

[Avatard]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryland.toilet.prank/index.html?hpt=T2

But I have to ask...WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY SITS DOWN ON A PUBLIC TOILET SEAT? ...At Wally World?

Let alone one with drops of liquid on it.

Awesome prank, however. Can you imagine them hauling the guy out of the store with a toilet seat glued to his ass?

If they put him on the gurney ass-up to haul him out, all I can say is, it must have been quite the sight!

Wonder if I can find pix on "people of walmart"...

[wildchild]

maybe he just had lunch at the in house restaurant and had a high speed slider coming in or out I guess would be more accurate. no time to check for debris.

[OneSickPsycho]

I always sit down... fuck it.

I do always wipe it down first to make sure there's nothing wet or anything on it...

[defector]

So public shitters don't have ass gaskets anymore?

[derf]

I'm a hover man, thank god

[Archren]

I use to be a "Steve Finch" and drive my happy ass home when I had to "go"

But being in Honduras for 8 days cured me of that.

Now I wipe that bad boy down really well and drop right on it

At least they weren't the middle-eastern style port-a-johns where you have to squat on the seat...

Or worse - a western-style port-a-john that was used by a local national who still decided to squat on the seat.. and left muddy footprints (at least, I really hope it was mud). :panic:

[Kaneman]

I haven't used a public toilet since 2007. Shit at enough truck stops and you'll feel the same way.

[defector]

I'm a hover man, thank god

I'm a B-52 guy. Stand on the seat and drop from the stratosphere. While I am standing on the seat, I also piss in the ass gasket box, just in case.

[Avatard]

While I am standing on the seat, I also piss in the ass gasket box, just in case.

:lmao:

[Archren]

I'm a B-52 guy. Stand on the seat and drop from the stratosphere. While I am standing on the seat, I also piss in the ass gasket box, just in case.

:lmao: