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Avatard
04-07-2011, 05:34 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/04/07/2011-04-07_archaeologists_discover_firstever_gay_caveman_i n_czech_republic_man_buried_with_.html
askmrjesus
04-07-2011, 05:43 PM
I'm guessing the leopard skin loin cloth with matching accessories, was a dead give away.

JC
Dave
04-07-2011, 06:29 PM
or he was a royal douchebag and someone thought this would be a great practical joke
Papa_Complex
04-15-2011, 07:54 AM
Or he was the tribe's potter....?
OneSickPsycho
04-15-2011, 08:48 AM
Or maybe he was being disgraced...
Particle Man
04-15-2011, 09:04 AM
Maybe he just didn't own any weapons and was a fierce warrior who kicked the shit out of people with pots and pans?
AquaPython
04-15-2011, 09:51 AM
we should go to war with czech for their ancestors letting the gay gene out of their backyard. that will teach em.
Avatard
04-15-2011, 02:39 PM
Send in the Westboro goons!
Particle Man
04-15-2011, 02:48 PM
Send in the Westboro goons!

Man I hate them :lol:
Papa_Complex
04-15-2011, 03:12 PM
Send in the Westboro goons!

God hates evolution?
askmrjesus
04-15-2011, 03:27 PM
God hates evolution?

God hates everything.

The guy's a total asshole.

JC
Papa_Complex
04-15-2011, 03:30 PM
God hates everything.

The guy's a total asshole.

JC

See, that's why I'm a Zoroastrian. I even drive a (Ahura) Mazda 5.
askmrjesus
04-15-2011, 03:53 PM
See, that's why I'm a Zoroastrian. I even drive a (Ahura) Mazda 5.

Admit it. You just like it because you get a fire temple.

JC
Papa_Complex
04-15-2011, 05:11 PM
Admit it. You just like it because you get a fire temple.

JC

Naw, I just like having a god of knowing where the fuck my shit is.

I have to admit, though, that the Sumerian stuff almost had me. Having a goddess of fucking and fighting appeals to my redneck heritage.
askmrjesus
04-15-2011, 05:17 PM
Having a goddess of fucking and fighting appeals to my redneck heritage.

Well of course it does.

Why do you think she only appears on mud flaps?

JC
Avatard
04-15-2011, 06:18 PM
Dude, I think I'm on to something. Let's goad the Westboro idiots into going after Geico over this. It would be masterful, you have to admit. These cunts buy radar guns for cop shops and shit. Besides, the commercials are reason enough to fucking hate these fucking people. Government Employee Insurance CO.

If I had my way, I'd kidnap the lizard, and hold him in an undisclosed location, and make him do the voice overs for the Aflac duck, now that Gilbert's gone.

Insurance. It's all about the talking animals. Oh, and your money. They take that while you're busy watching all the cute animals.
askmrjesus
04-15-2011, 07:21 PM
Insurance. It's all about the talking animals. Oh, and your money. They take that while you're busy watching all the cute animals.

I miss Marlin Perkins.

Sitting there in his den, with countless volumes of books that had never been read. His giant globe; un-spun.

"And here's another angle of Jim, being bitten by something in Africa".

Marlin had the best job ever.

JC
Papa_Complex
04-15-2011, 08:13 PM
Jim should have put a bullet in his bleached-out head.