Used cars and used women?

[Papa_Complex]

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2011/04/10/non-virgin-women-are-just-like-used-cars/

[askmrjesus]

You have to admit, the similarities between the two are many.

Stinky old hag vs. New car smell?

I know which way I'm leaning.

JC

[Dave]

69 Rambler with the mohair codfish interior?

70 dart swinger

[pauldun170]

Damn..I read some of the comments and now my tummy hurts.

[Papa_Complex]

You have to admit, the similarities between the two are many.

Stinky old hag vs. New car smell?

I know which way I'm leaning.

JC

30 year old hoopdie with loose steering an a chihuahua bobble-head on the back deck. No question. The Mary Magdalene of used cars.

[Dave]

Damn..I read some of the comments and now my tummy hurts.

Nary a shaved leg nor hard cock among those commenting

[OneSickPsycho]

Damn..I read some of the comments and now my tummy hurts.

Nary a shaved leg nor hard cock among those commenting

Not many rational brain cells either.

[EpyonXero]

Nary a shaved leg nor hard cock among those commenting

Nobody ever complains about the women in other commercials but I guess this time the metaphor was a little too obvious.

[Papa_Complex]

Nobody ever complains about the women in other commercials but I guess this time the metaphor was a little too obvious.

In other ads, women are the carrot. In this one, they're a metaphor. I guess that's the line.

[derf]

I like women like old cars, smelly and lose in the rear

[Dave]

Why would you buy a car you know nothing about? You always go for the one you've read good reviews on ;)

[askmrjesus]

30 year old hoopdie with loose steering an a chihuahua bobble-head on the back deck. No question. The Mary Magdalene of used cars.

I don't know man, I dated a red headed chick with an iguana. It lived in an aquarium by her bed. I know for a fact it watched me have sex with her. It was like a lizard threesome.

Come to think of it, not sure she even had a car.

So, anyway, Plastic Chihuahua? That's a bad-ass dog Holmes.

JC

[Dave]

I don't know man, I dated a red headed chick with an iguana. It lived in an aquarium by her bed. I know for a fact it watched me have sex with her. It was like a lizard threesome.

Come to think of it, not sure she even had a car.

So, anyway, Plastic Chihuahua? That's a bad-ass dog Holmes.

JC

Living near philly offers some unique opportunitties for kinky sex. For example ben franklin's grave is an easily accessable 5x7 marble slab in old city. Let's have sex on top of him I say, it'll be like a threesome with a founding father and you know ol ben was the pervert of the bunch so he won't mind. Always get no's though.

Women :lol:

[askmrjesus]

ben franklin's grave is an easily accessable 5x7 marble slab in old city. Let's have sex on top of him I say, it'll be like a threesome with a founding father and you know ol ben was the pervert of the bunch so he won't mind. Always get no's though.

Women :lol:

There must be something wrong with the women where you live.

Sex on rocks over dead people? What the fuck does the bitch want? Candy and shit?

JC

[Particle Man]

There must be something wrong with the women where you live.

Sex on rocks over dead people? What the fuck does the bitch want? Candy and shit?

JCIncluding a Founding Father jills multiple birds with one stone and resolves Daddy Issues too

[Gas Man]

If it's got tits or tires it will give you problems. So yeah, they are alike.