for IT folks...Achievement unlocked!!

[pauldun170]

http://evilrouters.net/achievement-unlocked/

[dubbs]

Yup.. I can relate to almost all of those..

[EpyonXero]

Life needs achievments.

[Trip]

I like the porn font one, lol

[Particle Man]

Trash a database by forgetting the WHERE clause

:whistle:

[Archren]

Schrodinger's E-mail is my personal fave. I had to forward that to our J6 guy... I know he'll get a chuckle out of it.

[Papa_Complex]

Damn, might as well consider that a daily checklist. When I first started working here, I was the Grim Reaper. If I walked into your office, it was likely to collect your PC. You were on your way out.

[Bluestreak]

damn, might as well consider that a daily checklist. When i first started working here, i was the grim reaper. If i walked into your office, it was likely to collect your pc. You were on your way out.

this.

[jtemple]

Trash a database by forgetting the WHERE clause:whistle:I've actually done that. 256179 rows affected. AW FUCK.

[Particle Man]

I've actually done that. 256179 rows affected. AW FUCK.

I can neither confirm nor deny...


*cough*

[Papa_Complex]

I can neither confirm nor deny...


*cough*

.... as the location of said data is unknown.

[Rangerscott]

Patron Saint of Computers.

:lol


Most likely very few of these exist.

[Captain Morgan]

The Hypochondriac! :lol: I'm not in IT, but we used to do this to Air Traffic Controllers when they complained about the radar picture. We knew the legitimate problems and the non-legitimate problems. I've gone into the ATC "cave," looked at the screen and told them "I'll head out to the radar and fix it." I'd go grab a bite to eat, or watch some tv, then call from inside the radar van and say, "how's it look now?" Response was always, "It looks great, thanks!!" :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

The Hypochondriac! :lol: I'm not in IT, but we used to do this to Air Traffic Controllers when they complained about the radar picture. We knew the legitimate problems and the non-legitimate problems. I've gone into the ATC "cave," looked at the screen and told them "I'll head out to the radar and fix it." I'd go grab a bite to eat, or watch some tv, then call from inside the radar van and say, "how's it look now?" Response was always, "It looks great, thanks!!" :lol:

Pretty much the same applies to computer screens. There are always a few people who think that their LCD display is "fuzzy" so I'll putz around with the settings for a few minutes, put them back to defaults, and aks them how it looks. Nine times out of 10 they say it's a big improvement.

[ericr]

:lol I can relate to nearly all of those!