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Kaneman
04-22-2011, 07:54 PM
Damn man, my wife and all my friends are on the way to Houston (about 5 hours from me) for a Jiu Jitsu Tournament and I'm stuck here at home dog and kid sitting. I keep wanting to call and invite someone over to kick it but they're all gone!!

I may be doing a little trolling here....you'll forgive me later.
tommymac
04-22-2011, 07:56 PM
I can drink a cold one for ya
Kaneman
04-22-2011, 07:56 PM
I can drink a cold one for ya

Drink two for me, I developed a beer allergy last year and can't do it!!
tommymac
04-22-2011, 07:59 PM
Drink two for me, I developed a beer allergy last year and can't do it!!

Will do.
Kaneman
04-22-2011, 08:01 PM
Will do.

Can you imagine waking up at 2am one morning to discover you're suddenly allergic to the nectar of life.

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derf
04-22-2011, 08:29 PM
replace beer with masterbation
Corey
04-22-2011, 08:31 PM
What part of beer are you allergic to? Can it be replaced with other alcohols? Should we get you a six of Zima?
Kaneman
04-22-2011, 08:34 PM
What part of beer are you allergic to? Can it be replaced with other alcohols? Should we get you a six of Zima?

Not sure, at first I thought it was hoppier beers, but just the other day I tried a couple of sips of a dreaded light beer with upsetting results. I need to go get allergy tested. I can drink liquor...but its just not the same.

Also developed an allergy to shellfish. Probably eaten enough shrimp in my life to fill a swimming pool...then all the sudden BAM!!! FUCK YOU STOMACH!! And that was it.
Apoc
04-22-2011, 08:48 PM
Hookers and beer!
Particle Man
04-22-2011, 08:56 PM
Have the kid wash your bike and sit and play video games the whole time
Hydrant
04-22-2011, 11:35 PM
Jim Beam???

Sit there with a bottle of Beam, a 2 liter of Coke, a bag of ice, and that CBR manual and have a blast.

:)
Adeptus_Minor
04-23-2011, 12:20 AM
Beam?
Ick.

Bad experience.
Bulleit or Buffalo Trace, perhaps. :dthumb:
Hydrant
04-23-2011, 12:34 AM
Beam?
Ick.

Bad experience.
Bulleit or Buffalo Trace, perhaps. :dthumb:


Noted to give them a try.

I'll take Beam over Jack Daniels. But usually its Beam or Crown Royal.
Adeptus_Minor
04-23-2011, 01:40 AM
Noted to give them a try.

I'll take Beam over Jack Daniels. But usually its Beam or Crown Royal.

Crown is ok for whiskey.
Jack Daniels I don't recommend to anyone.
If I'm going to do a Beam product, it's usually Knob Creek or Basil Hayden.
Captain Morgan
04-23-2011, 02:36 AM
Captain and coke