Oven Baked!

[askmrjesus]

Well no shit they're oven baked you tubby cunts, they're fucking cookies.

Did you think everybody else made theirs on the driveway, under a magnifying glass?

Assholes.

JC

[AquaPython]

i prefer my cookies deep fried in beer batter, so fuck you jebus.

[Porkchop]

This thread is win.

[askmrjesus]

i prefer my cookies deep fried in beer batter, so fuck you jebus.

You also like psychedelic mushroom eating gnomes who live in boots, and Japanese Tourist Welcome Cats (TM).

Maybe he'll take your picture while you stand in front of the Eiffel Tower eating deep fried cookies, you sick fucking bastard.

JC

[AquaPython]

truth, you speak it.

[Papa_Complex]

You also like psychedelic mushroom eating gnomes who live in boots, and Japanese Tourist Welcome Cats (TM).

Maybe he'll take your picture while you stand in front of the Eiffel Tower eating deep fried cookies, you sick fucking bastard.

JC

I need that security cat, to gather evidence. Fucking neighbours are really starting to piss me off.

[Dave]

You also like psychedelic mushroom eating gnomes who live in boots, and Japanese Tourist Welcome Cats (TM).

Maybe he'll take your picture while you stand in front of the Eiffel Tower eating deep fried cookies, you sick fucking bastard.

JC

I'd like to go visit Tama someday

[Particle Man]

I prefer mine barbecued.

[Homeslice]

Is "ovenbaked" even a word?

Or is it hipster speak from the advertising agency?

[askmrjesus]

Is "ovenbaked" even a word?


Yes. It means "No shit motherfucker", in the language of MORON.

JS

[Apoc]

Yes. It means "No shit motherfucker", in the language of MORON.

JS

http://healium.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

[Homeslice]

:lol

[101lifts2]

Those cookies are nasty.

[Particle Man]

Those cookies are nasty.

http://healium.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg
Yes

[derf]

i prefer my cookies deep fried in beer batter, so fuck you jebus.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/george-duran/deep-fried-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-recipe/index.html


I prefer mine barbecued.


http://www.barbecue-party.com/recipes/recipe-dessert-chunky-chewy-chocolate-cookies.htm



annnnnnd you're welcome

[askmrjesus]

http://healium.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

Sure, like I'm the only one here who screams obscenities at poorly labeled cookie packages.

JC

[AquaPython]

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/george-duran/deep-fried-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-recipe/index.html





http://www.barbecue-party.com/recipes/recipe-dessert-chunky-chewy-chocolate-cookies.htm



annnnnnd you're welcome


i wasn't just popping off, I know damn well what kinda cookies i like! go to vegas, among other places and you can have yourself deep fried oreos and twinkies

[Papa_Complex]

Sure, like I'm the only one here who screams obscenities at poorly labeled cookie packages.

JC

You are. The rest of us are yelling about how those idiots are calling saltines "crackers."

[azoomm]

You are. The rest of us are yelling about how those idiots are calling saltines "crackers."

Um, hello... they're WHITE aren't they?

[Papa_Complex]

Um, hello... they're WHITE aren't they?

Well kinda creamish, with brown spots. More Mulatto with Vitiligo.

[Particle Man]

Um, hello... they're WHITE aren't they?

:lol