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derf
04-28-2011, 08:14 AM
Is his back tire going flat? it looks a little low on air.

and hes a douche for wearing a smoke shield at night

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/28/article-1381168-0BCC779B00000578-313_964x610.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381168/Royal-Wedding-Kate-Middleton-Prince-Williams-final-rehearsal-Westminster-Abbey.html

OneSickPsycho
04-28-2011, 08:43 AM
He's a douche for riding in khakis, blue socks, and soccer shoes... He's just stuipd for riding with a tinted shield.

Particle Man
04-28-2011, 08:45 AM
nice safe boots... oh wait...

EpyonXero
04-28-2011, 09:09 AM
Cant hate on the tinted shield. I have been stuck many times riding with tint at night when I expected to be home before dark and didnt bring a clear shield.

Apoc
04-28-2011, 09:11 AM
You know whats more retarded than him wearing those clothes? You fucking idiots who care what he's wearing.

askmrjesus
04-28-2011, 09:31 AM
Thanks derf.

Up until now, this was the one place I didn't have to hear about this bucktoothed assholes wedding, and you fucking ruined it.

JC

azoomm
04-28-2011, 10:12 AM
You know whats more retarded than him wearing those clothes? You fucking idiots who care what he's wearing.

Awesome point :)

shmike
04-28-2011, 10:15 AM
You know whats more retarded than him wearing those clothes? You fucking idiots who care what he's wearing.

Preach it brother.

Thanks derf.

Up until now, this was the one place I didn't have to hear about this bucktoothed assholes wedding, and you fucking ruined it.

JC


Amen.

derf
04-28-2011, 10:27 AM
Thanks derf.

Up until now, this was the one place I didn't have to hear about this bucktoothed assholes wedding, and you fucking ruined it.

JC

Then I have succeeded in ruining your day

fnfalman
04-28-2011, 11:15 AM
Fuck the prince in his asshole with a twelve inch meat hook!!!

Homeslice
04-28-2011, 11:23 AM
Cant hate on the tinted shield. I have been stuck many times riding with tint at night when I expected to be home before dark and didnt bring a clear shield.

Same here. Also as for khakis, hell yeah I'll wear 'em if I'm going to work.

Particle Man
04-28-2011, 11:33 AM
man, those license plates are freaking billboards :eek:

Trip
04-28-2011, 11:48 AM
Seriously, why hasn't England run off these lazy worthless assholes yet? I would be pissed if I was English and we still supported a douche Monarchy that adds absolutely no value. Fuck the royal family, that's the official TWFix position.

smileyman
04-28-2011, 11:51 AM
Thanks derf.

Up until now, this was the one place I didn't have to hear about this bucktoothed assholes wedding, and you fucking ruined it.

JC

Amen seconded. Blue blood gravy boat boy is non of my interest. Even Kate is boringly bland.

caveman
04-28-2011, 11:59 AM
You know whats more retarded than him wearing those clothes? You fucking idiots who care what he's wearing.

This

goof2
04-28-2011, 12:15 PM
I don't care about him or what he is wearing. I do like the bike though.

Homeslice
04-28-2011, 12:24 PM
Seriously, why hasn't England run off these lazy worthless assholes yet? I would be pissed if I was English and we still supported a douche Monarchy that adds absolutely no value. Fuck the royal family, that's the official TWFix position.

Every country needs some type of customs & tradition to celebrate. :shrug:

Avatard
04-28-2011, 12:27 PM
British women have nice tits, and nearly every time I've been to London, I've gotten laid.

The music is nice in London, but the weather sucks.

This concludes all that has ever fucking interested me in the UK.

The Monarchy? Really?

azoomm
04-28-2011, 12:32 PM
British women have nice tits, and nearly every time I've been to London, I've gotten laid.

The music is nice in London, but the weather sucks.

This concludes all that has ever fucking interested me in the UK.

The Monarchy? Really?

As long as you don't look at their teeth you'll be fine... the boobs might be a genetic distraction :lol:

Homeslice
04-28-2011, 12:46 PM
I still fail to see how British women would have bigger tits. Maybe when compared to the global average, but not compared to American women.....

Americans are more "farm fed" than they are, lol..........and probably get exposed to more hormones.

Apoc
04-28-2011, 12:48 PM
As long as you don't look at their teeth you'll be fine... the boobs might be a genetic distraction :lol:


I dunno. Willy's bitch gots some nice teeths too.

Fleck750
04-28-2011, 12:58 PM
Seriously, why hasn't England run off these lazy worthless assholes yet? I would be pissed if I was English and we still supported a douche Monarchy that adds absolutely no value. Fuck the royal family, that's the official TWFix position.
And like our own gov't isn't a bunch of blood sucking worthless POS's? At least they put on show worth watching every now and then.

azoomm
04-28-2011, 01:15 PM
I dunno. Willy's bitch gots some nice teeths too.

She has a LOT of teeth....

Apoc
04-28-2011, 01:24 PM
She has a LOT of teeth....

Bitch is sexy... I'd do very bad things to her.

defector
04-28-2011, 01:46 PM
Aren't royals pure bloods via generations of cousin fucking?
In England cousin fuckers could be royalty.
America cousin fuckers could be from Alabama.

Porkchop
04-28-2011, 02:05 PM
Amen seconded. Blue blood gravy boat boy is non of my interest. Even Kate is boringly bland.

Boringly bland, and I would still fuck the hell out of her....

fnfalman
04-28-2011, 02:55 PM
Boringly bland, and I would still fuck the hell out of her....

You'd fuck a snake if somebody were to hold down its head.

Trip
04-28-2011, 05:15 PM
And like our own gov't isn't a bunch of blood sucking worthless POS's? At least they put on show worth watching every now and then.

Yeah, but our worthless sons a bitches serve a point, at least in title they have a job and purpose. They also have tremedous swing over our lives with their votes.

The monarchy title is absolutely meaningless. They are completely and utterly devoid of any meaning or purpose.

tommymac
04-28-2011, 05:38 PM
Yeah, but our worthless sons a bitches serve a point, at least in title they have a job and purpose. They also have tremedous swing over our lives with their votes.

The monarchy title is absolutely meaningless. They are completely and utterly devoid of any meaning or purpose.

they are all figureheads now anyway. I am curoious as to where their money comes from now.

but we have the hiltons and kardashians here, get paid millions and serve no real purpose.

Apoc
04-28-2011, 05:40 PM
Yeah, but our worthless sons a bitches serve a point, at least in title they have a job and purpose.
.


Yet how many have done any military service like William and Harry?

Porkchop
04-28-2011, 05:56 PM
You'd fuck a snake if somebody were to hold down its head.

You dont know me very well then.... I am ungodly picky. My friends laugh to how picky I am. Because i dont date somebody just to say im not single, i dont fuck somebody just to "get some". :lol:

Avatard
04-28-2011, 05:58 PM
If you're too picky, you don't get sticky.

askmrjesus
04-28-2011, 06:00 PM
You dont know me very well then.... I am ungodly picky. My friends laugh to how picky I am. Because i dont date somebody just to say im not single, i dont fuck somebody just to "get some". :lol:

Everybody is picky when they first get to the bar...

JC

Porkchop
04-28-2011, 06:02 PM
Everybody is picky when they first get to the bar...

JC

You cant get un-picky after 1 beer. I don't really drink anymore.:lol:

askmrjesus
04-28-2011, 06:15 PM
You cant get un-picky after 1 beer. I don't really drink anymore.:lol:

You're doing it wrong.

JC

Particle Man
04-28-2011, 07:18 PM
You cant get un-picky after 1 beer.

You're drinking the wrong beer.

Flying Dog Double Dog FTW

Porkchop
04-28-2011, 07:22 PM
You're doing it wrong.

JC

No, i use that money to buy the hot bitches alcohol. See, im doing it right!

OneSickPsycho
04-28-2011, 07:40 PM
No, i use that money to buy the hot bitches alcohol. See, im doing it right!

So you're the guy who buys me and my girl drinks? You're doing it very, VERY wrong.

zerioustt
04-28-2011, 07:50 PM
So you're the guy who buys me and my girl drinks? You're doing it very, VERY wrong.


agreed! fuck buying chicks drinks unless you already had your penis in them, and even then buy me a drink bitch!!


:boobs:

zerioustt
04-28-2011, 07:51 PM
You know whats more retarded than him wearing those clothes? You fucking idiots who care what he's wearing.

:rockwoot::rockout:

Trip
04-28-2011, 08:57 PM
they are all figureheads now anyway. I am curoious as to where their money comes from now.

but we have the hiltons and kardashians here, get paid millions and serve no real purpose.

Hiltons and Kardashians got their money from private business, not the government. Also, they let people all up in their business for entertainment. The British Fucktards (I refuse to call them royal or noble, they are now pieces of shit) try to keep themselves as private as possible. We have to chase them down a tunnel into a fiery death or watch them get married how they want us to see it to get any kind of entertainment value out of them. Fuck em.

Yet how many have done any military service like William and Harry?

This isn't fucking Starship Troopers, military service isn't necessary to be a political figure. Think about Military Intelligence for awhile. Bushee Jr. got himself a nice comfy gig like William and Harry, how did he do as the President again?

Rangerscott
04-28-2011, 11:52 PM
Please delete thread.



Love,
Cumdumpster

Particle Man
04-29-2011, 07:31 AM
Jesus - it's on EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL
:rant:

LeeNetworX
04-29-2011, 07:59 AM
I still fail to see how British women would have bigger tits.

Maybe it's all of the bangers and beer, I don't know....but a majority of the English women I've known/seen have huge hangers. I can't think of any explanation but I don't really care. I just enjoy the view.

tommymac
04-29-2011, 08:01 AM
Hiltons and Kardashians got their money from private business, not the government. Also, they let people all up in their business for entertainment. The British Fucktards (I refuse to call them royal or noble, they are now pieces of shit) try to keep themselves as private as possible. We have to chase them down a tunnel into a fiery death or watch them get married how they want us to see it to get any kind of entertainment value out of them. Fuck em.



This isn't fucking Starship Troopers, military service isn't necessary to be a political figure. Think about Military Intelligence for awhile. Bushee Jr. got himself a nice comfy gig like William and Harry, how did he do as the President again?

Good point but theyre equally as useless to society as a whole.

Particle Man
04-29-2011, 08:17 AM
Okay, wedding is over. Bring on the sex scandal.

Upcoming headline: "Prince William does Lady Gaga and Elton John in gruesome three-some..."

Tmall
04-29-2011, 08:44 AM
4 chan was flooding her fan pages this morning. They were spreading rumours of an affair, saying the wedding was postponed. And the kicker, they were claiming they were from Ebaumsworld.com

:lol

Particle Man
04-29-2011, 08:45 AM
4 chan was flooding her fan pages this morning. They were spreading rumours of an affair, saying the wedding was postponed. And the kicker, they were claiming they were from Ebaumsworld.com

:lol

4chan is my fucking hero :lol:

Tmall
04-29-2011, 08:51 AM
4chan is my fucking hero :lol:

I've been lurking over there for about a month now. I haven't been this amused in forever. Every day there's some new pointless cause they go off on that just makes me laugh.

Dave
04-29-2011, 09:10 AM
Yet how many have done any military service like William and Harry?

They were refused for deployment in Iraq. Kinda nullifys their service

Dave
04-29-2011, 09:12 AM
agreed! fuck buying chicks drinks unless you already had your penis in them, and even then buy me a drink bitch!!


:boobs:

This ftw

Dave
04-29-2011, 09:15 AM
Hiltons and Kardashians got their money from private business, not the government. Also, they let people all up in their business for entertainment. The British Fucktards (I refuse to call them royal or noble, they are now pieces of shit) try to keep themselves as private as possible. We have to chase them down a tunnel into a fiery death or watch them get married how they want us to see it to get any kind of entertainment value out of them. Fuck em.



This isn't fucking Starship Troopers, military service isn't necessary to be a political figure. Think about Military Intelligence for awhile. Bushee Jr. got himself a nice comfy gig like William and Harry, how did he do as the President again?

It should be. This country would be in a helluva lot better place with an achievement based voting system

Dave
04-29-2011, 09:17 AM
Maybe it's all of the bangers and beer, I don't know....but a majority of the English women I've known/seen have huge hangers. I can't think of any explanation but I don't really care. I just enjoy the view.

Where the fuck were you guys last time when everyone was giving me shit for saying british chicks had great tits?

Trip
04-29-2011, 09:20 AM
It should be. This country would be in a helluva lot better place with an achievement based voting system

Nope, it wouldn't. Maybe for you who serves in the Military, but for us citizens, it would be worse, probably much worse. All any military has ever proven when they are given the right to rule, is to subjugate the populous.

goof2
04-29-2011, 10:23 AM
They were refused for deployment in Iraq. Kinda nullifys their service

Harry secretly deployed to Afghanistan and served there for a while until it made the media.

Dave
04-29-2011, 11:02 AM
Harry secretly deployed to Afghanistan and served there for a while until it made the media.

That I didn't know. Good for him

Apoc
04-29-2011, 11:54 AM
That I didn't know. Good for him

Ya, your retarded media fucked it all up for him. The british media hid it to protect the soldiers. Then CNN and Fox got their hands on it.

goof2
04-29-2011, 12:17 PM
Ya, your retarded media fucked it all up for him. The british media hid it to protect the soldiers. Then CNN and Fox got their hands on it.

From what I remember it was actually the German media that first broke the unofficial embargo.

Dave
04-29-2011, 02:11 PM
Ya, your retarded media fucked it all up for him. The british media hid it to protect the soldiers. Then CNN and Fox got their hands on it.

Isint it about time you apologised for bryan adams again?

Particle Man
04-29-2011, 02:12 PM
Isint it about time you apologised for bryan adams again?

:lol

Apoc
04-29-2011, 04:00 PM
Isint it about time you apologised for bryan adams again?

We gave you Celine Dion and all you want is an apology for Bryan Adams?

Avatard
04-29-2011, 04:01 PM
We gave you Celine Dion and all you want is an apology for Bryan Adams?

Come to think of it, you better fucking apologize for that shit too.

Apoc
04-29-2011, 04:46 PM
Come to think of it, you better fucking apologize for that shit too.

Fuck you guys. You can keep our trash.

We'd like to present you with Nickelback, as well.

Particle Man
04-29-2011, 04:48 PM
We gave you Celine Dion and all you want is an apology for Bryan Adams?

We can at least mute her and look at her boobs.

Avatard
04-29-2011, 04:48 PM
Fuck you guys. You can keep our trash.

We'd like to present you with Nickelback, as well.

Oh fuck, you guys did that too?

Shit, you need to give us all fucking healthcare then. We can't seem to get that fucking shit together, and frankly, we've sent a lot better fucking tunes your way.

You owe, bitch.

tommymac
04-29-2011, 06:13 PM
They did provide us with rush so thats gotta count for something.

Apoc
04-29-2011, 06:58 PM
They did provide us with rush so thats gotta count for something.

And Sloan, The Guess Who, Tragically Hip, and Niel Young, to name a few.

Though im not much of a Niel Young fan.

Edit: And I dont think i've ever heard her sing, but still...

http://www.cosmopolis.ch/images/jazz/diana_krall/the_look_of_love_diana_krall.jpg

tommymac
04-29-2011, 06:59 PM
And Sloan, The Guess Who, Tragically Hip, and Niel Young, to name a few.

Though im not much of a Niel Young fan.

If i am not mistaken triumph is from up there too

Trip
04-29-2011, 07:24 PM
We stole Lana Lang, Lois Lane, and Supergirl from Smallville. Oh and that girl from The Girl Next Door too. So we get even by stealing their hot women.

Avatard
04-29-2011, 07:30 PM
And Sloan, The Guess Who, Tragically Hip, and Niel Young, to name a few.

Though im not much of a Niel Young fan.

Edit: And I dont think i've ever heard her sing, but still...

http://www.cosmopolis.ch/images/jazz/diana_krall/the_look_of_love_diana_krall.jpg

Funny, I spoke to her agent today on the phone.

She's married to Elvis Costello.

Particle Man
04-29-2011, 07:33 PM
Funny, I spoke to her agent today on the phone.

She's married to Elvis Costello.
Go him :D

Apoc
04-29-2011, 08:01 PM
She's married to Elvis Costello.


Yet I would still make tea with her dirty tampons.

Avatard
04-29-2011, 08:03 PM
I may still have her number in my wallet.

No, you can't have it.

;)