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Rider
07-10-2008, 04:08 PM
Fucking douche bag!!!!! Right down to the squidly flip-flops.

http://break.com/index/burnout-in-the-living-room.html?matchid=NTM0Njg3
mondos06cbr1000
07-10-2008, 04:26 PM
wow that guy is so tough and cool
Carolina
07-10-2008, 04:27 PM
:rockout:

They all should hold these signs plus1plus1plus1plus1
GearGrabinGuy
07-10-2008, 05:02 PM
wow I wish I was as cool as that guy...
Carolina
07-10-2008, 05:12 PM
I watched that vid like 4 times it's actually funny as hell. Somebody is gonna be pissed in the morning:panic:
rider76
07-10-2008, 05:32 PM
bet the gay orgy began shortly there after
Bassplayer
07-10-2008, 06:07 PM
dont really see the purpose of that...

um yea...

I know!... they were having a douchebag of the month contest!
he must have ranked high! :panic:
jalaan1
07-10-2008, 06:36 PM
:idk:
mondos06cbr1000
07-10-2008, 06:39 PM
bet the gay orgy began shortly there after

:benis:
Cutty72
07-11-2008, 06:48 PM
maybe they just needed new carpet anyway?

I like how he held it to the limiter BEFORE he let out the clutch to start his burnout. dumbass.
Audiomechanic
07-11-2008, 06:53 PM
maybe they just needed new carpet anyway?

I like how he held it to the limiter BEFORE he let out the clutch to start his burnout. dumbass.

Sums it up nicely.
Phenix_Rider
07-11-2008, 07:08 PM
I'm disappointed. As soon as I saw the picture, I just knew the bike was going to leave the house.
Amber Lamps
07-11-2008, 08:57 PM
THAT WAS AWESOME!!! Dude we totally did extra stupid crap like that when I was a kid! I burned a 2" deep hole in the Best Buy parking lot with my V-Max. It's probably still there. Me and a buddy started a trailer's floor on fire doing burnouts in it during Daytona Bike Week one year. We were staying in St Augustine and carried our bikes up to the third floor and put them in our room so I could change out my clutch and my buddy installed NO2 on his bike. When Maynard,from Tool, was leaving to go to Ca and start his big musical career,we had a huge party at our house. We played baseball in the living room,had a monster water fight,rode our bikes around in the yard doing donuts,etc. I guess I'm the only one on the forum that is/was ever stupid enough to do stuff like that.
Audiomechanic
07-11-2008, 09:49 PM
THAT WAS AWESOME!!! Dude we totally did extra stupid crap like that when I was a kid! I burned a 2" deep hole in the Best Buy parking lot with my V-Max. It's probably still there. Me and a buddy started a trailer's floor on fire doing burnouts in it during Daytona Bike Week one year. We were staying in St Augustine and carried our bikes up to the third floor and put them in our room so I could change out my clutch and my buddy installed NO2 on his bike. When Maynard,from Tool, was leaving to go to Ca and start his big musical career,we had a huge party at our house. We played baseball in the living room,had a monster water fight,rode our bikes around in the yard doing donuts,etc. I guess I'm the only one on the forum that is/was ever stupid enough to do stuff like that.

Esqueeze me?
OneSickPsycho
07-11-2008, 10:03 PM
You knew Maynard?
rider76
07-11-2008, 10:07 PM
tell us more about your friendship with maynard
Amber Lamps
07-12-2008, 02:49 AM
You knew Maynard?

Sure,we grew up in the same neighborhood. I still have cassettes of his first couple bands. We used to do acid all the time at my house and get polluted drunk. He was a really funny person to be around and had a VERY dry sense of humor. Super,super scrawny and a bit femme' at times but cool. Heck,that was the style then..all black clothes,hair,nails-super goth. We'd drop and sit downtown at the Amphitheater in Grand Rapids and sing Depeche Mode and Bauhaus songs all night. I haven't changed all that much,come to think about it. I used to wear all white all the time just to be different...

Thread hijack alert....
Other brushes with fame;
I know Anthony Keatis from Red Hot Chilli Peppers,in fact his pedophile dad Blackie (drug dealer in Lethal Weapon)messed around with my sister for a while.
I made out with and gave a ride to Gillian Anderson from X-Files.
My Dad was an alcoholic and was friends/drinking buddies with, Al Green and Joe Jackson (MJ's Dad),we used to live in Gary,In.
My slutty sister also dated/fucked the lead singer of Verve Pipe (not to mention Maynard...whore!)
My Mother dated Jerry Reed(Smokey and the Bandit)
Natalie Cole is my 2nd cousin and came to my Grandma's funeral.
I've met Bruce Cambell(Evil Dead) several times thru mutual friends.

I was friends with the main band promoter in the West Michigan area so I often got into parties or special events and met people. I also would do security for him. I once did security for all 6 of the White Zombie concert in the area he was promoting so I got to talk to Rob Z quite a bit before he was mega-famous. There are tons more and to be honest,it's not as exciting as it may appear on the outside.

Esqueeze me?

No BS,I swear! As you probably know,in Fla all the motel/hotels have outside stairways and room doors. We just got it up the stairs.It's actually not as hard as you may think...
rider76
07-12-2008, 10:28 AM
Tigger, if you arent bullshitin....thats pretty fuckin cool....
Amber Lamps
07-12-2008, 01:35 PM
Tigger, if you arent bullshitin....thats pretty fuckin cool....

I've been accused of being full of shit by members of this forum but I swear I just happen to know a lot of people and I was involved with the music scene for a long time. Besides,I was one of the only pharmacists that dealt in the particular type of over the counter medication in my area,so I met a lot of people and A LOT of punk/alternative rock types. Heck,I left out a bunch of stuff.

As I think I mentioned,one of my best friends since grammar school owned a couple alti-rock bars, the Reptile House and Orbit Room, often the bands that came to these venues were literally arriving on fumes in beat-up vans. Sometimes Ron and I would put some of them up for the night and usually a huge party would ensue. Now you have to understand that these were rinky-dink bars and the larger maybe holds 500-1000 people standing room only style. So even when Eminem or Kid Rock played there,they were nobodies and were scraping for gigs. The first time I saw Tool was at the reptile house,on a Weds and there were MAYBE 200 people there. Same thing with Kid Rock whose opening act included Obie Thrice (sp) and they all wore huge afros!!! I gotta go but briefly,acts I saw at Reptile House, Orbit Room,or one of the other under 500 person clubs in GR and hung out with,probably several times.

Tool,Violent Femmes,ICP x 20 at least (those bastards are crazy!),White Zombie,Oasis (couple of assholes!),No Doubt,Verve Pipe x 10(I saw them play in a basement outside MSU),Butthole Surfers,Beastie Boys (WAY back in the day), U2, Black Flag, Corrosion of Conformity, Misfits, Disturbed, Sonic Youth, Electric Hellfire Club, Karen Black, Kid Rock (when he rapped), geez ok there's more but that's enough! And no I've never fucked anybody famous that I know of :sorry:. I'll see if I can get up with my sister,she has shoe boxes of pics,all of mine were lost in a fire(including ALL of my Army ones) and if I can get her to scan and send some to me,I'll post them. Laters...
OneSickPsycho
07-13-2008, 10:07 AM
I want to touch a famous vagina... just to say I did.
Amber Lamps
07-13-2008, 12:48 PM
I want to touch a famous vagina... just to say I did.

Did youknow that alot of these porno stars only get paid a few thousand to make a movie? We could pool our resources and hire one to make a movie with some of us! I'm at least as attractive as Ron Jeremy for God's sake!
OneSickPsycho
07-13-2008, 02:53 PM
Did youknow that alot of these porno stars only get paid a few thousand to make a movie? We could pool our resources and hire one to make a movie with some of us! I'm at least as attractive as Ron Jeremy for God's sake!

Yeah, but you don't have the thunderdong.
Amber Lamps
07-13-2008, 03:07 PM
Yeah, but you don't have the thunderdong.

Aha! I knew you had surveillance cameras in my bathroom you bastard! Besides,they don't care they're getting paid . No one on this forum could probably satisfy any of those girls after what they've done.
OneSickPsycho
07-13-2008, 03:11 PM
Aha! I knew you had surveillance cameras in my bathroom you bastard! Besides,they don't care they're getting paid . No one on this forum could probably satisfy any of those girls after what they've done.

Satisfy a girl? Who the fuck wants to do that anyway? Get mine and GET OUT!
Amber Lamps
07-13-2008, 03:15 PM
Satisfy a girl? Who the fuck wants to do that anyway? Get mine and GET OUT!


Well then we're MONEY!!! It'll probably cost about $2000 each to get the girl and film it. Let me know what "rising starlet" you want to bang and we'll put it together!
NONE_too_SOFT
07-13-2008, 03:26 PM
gillian anderson make out session FTW. How the fuck did you pull that off?
6doublefive321
07-13-2008, 06:49 PM
gillian anderson make out session FTW. How the fuck did you pull that off?

Roofies. Lots of roofies.
Amber Lamps
07-13-2008, 08:35 PM
Roofies. Lots of roofies.

Nah,she went to Kendal School of Art and Design with friends of my sister. We had ALOT of parties back then and she was at one. Hell,I used to drink back then and barely remember it. I doubt she does either. My sister had to show me pictures to jog my memory of who the hell she was talking about. Gillian was just another drunk,19 year old,neo-punk rock,Madonna,Molly Ringwald wanna be back then. I know of at least three guys that actually boned her and if I'm not mistaken,Maynard was one of them.
NONE_too_SOFT
07-13-2008, 08:42 PM
shit i forget how old you are sometimes.

This was all pre x-files stuff right? at least you can go see the new movie this summer and be like "yea i made out with that chick" the whole time.
VatorMan
07-13-2008, 11:44 PM
:drool:shit i forget how old you are sometimes.

This was all pre x-files stuff right? at least you can go see the new movie this summer and be like "yea i made out with that chick" the whole time.

Serous-Im scarred of the orher dudes.....