Finally! A Segway that won't make you look gay

[Papa_Complex]

http://www.firebox.com/product/3575/DTV-Shredder?aff=512&awc=550_1305232665_2243eea725020b00fb440acda75583e b

[Trip]

No, that one makes you look gay too.

They make something called a dirt bike, it's pretty fuckin sweet and you don't look like a douche that can't ride.

[defector]

http://www.firebox.com/product/3575/DTV-Shredder?aff=512&awc=550_1305232665_2243eea725020b00fb440acda75583e b

Disagree. That is for the self conscious segway owner who hasn't quite accepted their gheyness.

[Particle Man]

Yeah still lame.

[101lifts2]

I think it's cool...but I would rather have a dirtbike.

[Dave]

wouldnt it be faster with christie suspension?

[tallywacker]

That's pretty fucking gay

[Papa_Complex]

OK, maybe it needs a turret. Would it get the anti-zombie seal of approval then?

[Particle Man]

OK, maybe it needs a turret. Would it get the anti-zombie seal of approval then?

And a flame thrower. And a grenade launcher.

Then MAYBE

[AquaPython]

but wait, it can be remotely operated. personal robot is cool.

[TommyHotWheel]

Kwuhrrr! Dirty gay is still gay.

[Papa_Complex]

but wait, it can be remotely operated. personal robot is cool.

Perfect for defending the zombie-proof house.

[TYEster]

Proof segways and segway type vehicles don't belong on a dirt track

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLOVZ-kPomc

[shmike]

You guys are a bunch of haters.

Toys are fun.

Motorized toys are more fun.

What's not to like?

[KSGregman]

What's not to like?

Looking like a gay, wanna be Tony Hawk ninja?

[Papa_Complex]

Looking like a gay, wanna be Tony Hawk ninja?

Absolutely. Looking like a wanna be Johnny Depp pirate is far less gay.

[Flexin]

You guys are a bunch of haters.

Toys are fun.

Motorized toys are more fun.

What's not to like?

I agree.

James