Croatians stick things to a sweaty fat kid...

[Avatard]

Claim he's "magnetic". To me, he just looks fat, sweaty, and sticky.

Anyone who's ever stuck a spoon on the end of their nose should know what's up with this shit:

http://techland.time.com/2011/05/13/this-six-year-old-boy-is-the-real-life-magneto/

[defector]

I'm not magnetic, I'm big boned!

[Dave]

that child is clearly american. you know damn well obesity only happens here

[101lifts2]

"He is as big as a planet. He has his own magnetic field." LOL