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tommymac
05-19-2011, 08:52 AM
So my shift is winding down last night and the triage nurse calls me to talk to a guy. She cant figure out why hes here. So I go talk to him, took forever to get it out of him but he tells me in his best ghetto speak that he got an errection, started having relations with his GF and after about a minute he was finished.

I say ok so you came to the Er becasue you blew a quickie (had to use smaller words, this guy was THAT dumb) and he says yeah I need to be checked out, told him to go home and take a cold shower and think about your gym teacher next time youre having relations and maybe you will last longer.

He says I want to get it checked. I told him I dont want to check it so go see your doctor this is not an emergency.
the chi
05-19-2011, 08:54 AM
Wow. Perhaps some screening at the time of sign in to determine ACTUAL EMERGENCIES?!
tommymac
05-19-2011, 08:57 AM
Wow. Perhaps some screening at the time of sign in to determine ACTUAL EMERGENCIES?!

That gets tricky, were not supposed to turn anyone away but some ar epersuaded to go elsewhere for their problems. Fortunatley the nurse go tme before she entered anything so I could make quick work of things, kinda like how he did LOL
Archren
05-19-2011, 09:10 AM
That gets tricky, were not supposed to turn anyone away but some ar epersuaded to go elsewhere for their problems. Fortunatley the nurse go tme before she entered anything so I could make quick work of things, kinda like how he did LOL


"You know what that's like don't you? ..... Mr. HURRICANE..."
tommymac
05-19-2011, 09:15 AM
"You know what that's like don't you? ..... Mr. HURRICANE..."

I know not of what you speak :lol:
Mudpuppy
05-19-2011, 09:45 AM
at least he didn't have a hamster or light bulb shoved up his ass
tommymac
05-19-2011, 09:47 AM
at least he didn't have a hamster or light bulb shoved up his ass

We dont get much of that stuff by us, worst I had was a curling iron and a jumbo shrimp
Archren
05-19-2011, 10:08 AM
We dont get much of that stuff by us, worst I had was a curling iron and a jumbo shrimp

Burning question... was the curling iron plugged in when they first "installed" it? :lol:
tommymac
05-19-2011, 10:10 AM
Burning question... was the curling iron plugged in when they first "installed" it? :lol:

nope, I actualy asked :lol: initial story was they accidentally sat on it.
ontwo
05-19-2011, 10:14 AM
"You know what that's like don't you? ..... Mr. HURRICANE..."

:lol My 7 year old knows his act by heart
Archren
05-19-2011, 10:17 AM
nope, I actualy asked :lol: initial story was they accidentally sat on it.

:lol My 7 year old knows his act by heart

And on that note... one could say he was just trying to be like Jose Jalapeno... on a STEEK.
tallywacker
05-19-2011, 11:00 AM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/414b61a6-edb6-404a-b702-efdc1f4f749e.gif
Rangerscott
05-19-2011, 06:13 PM
They dont call me the Minute Man for nothin.
Gas Man
05-19-2011, 09:32 PM
WOW.

Bust honestly... it's not all his fault. All these doctors and media always say... "go to the ER" for like every little f'in thing. It's stupid!
Mudpuppy
05-19-2011, 09:38 PM
he was probably trying to get viagra
tommymac
05-19-2011, 09:41 PM
he was probably trying to get viagra

that wasnt going to happen either
Mudpuppy
05-19-2011, 09:53 PM
are you a doctor t-mac?
Rangerscott
05-19-2011, 10:13 PM
are you a doctor t-mac?

Greg R N
Mudpuppy
05-19-2011, 10:19 PM
ah i see.. was just trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together.. i assumed he was in the medical field in some capacity..
Tsunami
05-19-2011, 11:50 PM
:lol:

That is hilarious!

Mudpuppy, Tommy's an PA- physicians assistant
tommymac
05-20-2011, 07:24 AM
:lol:

That is hilarious!

Mudpuppy, Tommy's an PA- physicians assistant


thank you for clarifying :)