I hate the mall and I hate you

[derf]

Seriously screw you all, learn to drive, the parking lot isn't a free for all there are rules to driving. To the dude that designed the parking lot, I hope I meet you in a dark dimly lit alley some day. Go learn how to design a parking lot that is big enough to accommodate the expected number if cars.

I hate everything about this place, the people three parking, walking through crowds that won't move. Screw you all.

[Avatard]

No, fuck you. I avoid the fucking mall at all costs.

You got what you had coming. You should know better.

People; large groups.

[fujimoh]

Did you carry your purse with you at the mall?

['73 H1 Triple]

Did you carry your purse with you at the mall?

It's an European Shoulder Bag :cry:

[Rangerscott]

I like how narrow the parking spots are.

[derf]

I seriously totally understand why people go crazy and shoot crowds at the mall. Its totally justifiable in my opinion.

So I go to the mall to dave and busters for dinner with some friends, and nearly get hit a dozen times looking for a parking spot, then I had to park over a mile away because there isnt nearly enough parking in the place. But there are wide open swaths of empty space where no cars are parked because they are reserved for the valet service ($10). Literally hundreds of empty parking spaces and everywhere else people are fighting over crappy parking spaces in parking lots across the street in a different strip mall.

[Corey]

You went to the mall and had a bad experience? Do you get mad that you get wet every time you take a shower?

[Rangerscott]

You went to the mall and had a bad experience? Do you get mad that you get wet every time you take a shower?

Only if his thumb slips out of his ass.

[Gas Man]

No, fuck you. I avoid the fucking mall at all costs.

You got what you had coming. You should know better.

People; large groups.

it's sad but I must agree with this. Well maybe not the opening fu but otherwise yeah.

[azoomm]

You went to the mall and had a bad experience? Do you get mad that you get wet every time you take a shower?

/thread

[G-Rex]

As someone who actually designs parking lots, I would say screw you, you clearly did not utilize the flow pattern and markings as designed to maximize full benefit for your use of the facility.

:lol

[shmike]

Next time, pay the $10.

Jew.

[Avatard]

Probably another Jew running the Valet scam. Negotiate, motherfucker.

[derf]

As someone who actually designs parking lots, I would say screw you, you clearly did not utilize the flow pattern and markings as designed to maximize full benefit for your use of the facility.

:lol

I hate you. i really really hate you. Seriously flow patterns? Markings? Nope not in this hell hole. There are 7000 spaces, 1000 are valet and another 2500 are closed so they can build a casino

[derf]

Found this article about it, and its not the lack of parking because I found a spot on the other side of the mall from where I needed to go, its teh crappy drivers that aim for people when they ride by.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/local/shoppers-arundel-mills-parking-lot-too-crowded

It?s Saturday at Arundel Mills ? and the competition is fierce for a parking space.

Cars slowly prowl the lot, causing bottlenecks in the aisles. Drivers eye the mall doors, waiting to stalk an exiting shopper. Vehicles converge from all sides when a space opens, like sharks who have detected blood in the water.

It?s survival of the fittest, but some can?t hack it.

"He?s stopped the car in the middle of the road, gotten out and gone inside to wait for me while I find a spot to park," Glennis Maisttison, of Hanover, said of her husband.

"It?s so terrible, I just can?t take it," Lon Maisttison added.

"It seems like the whole state of Maryland is here," another driver said.

Peggy Boettcher, a Jessup resident, said her family makes a point of coming to the mall during non-peak times because of the parking issue.

"We do not come here on the weekends," she said.

Andie Stretmater, manager of

DuClaw Brewing Co., said the crowded parking lot makes employees late for work. Brian McMahon, assistant manager of Remomo Café Italia, said it inconveniences customers. Both said the mall should expand the parking lot.

The mall, which opened in 2000, has more than 200 tenants, including stores, restaurants, a 24-screen movie theater and other entertainment venues.

It has 7,000 parking spaces, said Gene Condon, vice president and general manager of the shopping center.

The fact that a lot of those spaces are taken at any given moment results from Arundel Mills? popularity, he said. People are "excited to be here. They find the stores and prices and the entertainment they are looking for."

He would not say how many people visit the shopping center in a typical day or week ? or even month or year.

Mall management tracks how many parking spaces are used, and even where and when.

For example, spots are usually available between Burlington Coat Factory and the food court, Condon said, and the area between the food court and Modell?s Sporting Goods is the last to fill up.

The mall is seeing an increase in the number of people walking and biking to get there, Condon said, and the number is expected to rise as more people move closer.

For those who don?t have that luxury, get used to the situation.

There are no plans to expand the number of parking spaces, Condon said.

He explained that the mall doesn?t have parking in some places where people expect it because of environmentally sensitive areas.

Some people want to park right in front of the door, he said.

Customer Ahmad Ali of Burtonsville agreed; he sees no problem.

"People are lazy to not park a little further away and walk," he said.



Read more at the Washington Examiner: http://washingtonexaminer.com/local/shoppers-arundel-mills-parking-lot-too-crowded#ixzz1NCLyAzh4

[Avatard]

Dude, buck the fuck up. Drive another six feet to the next fucking mall.

It's NJ.

[Gas Man]

He's not in jersey anymore...

[derf]

Dude, buck the fuck up. Drive another six feet to the next fucking mall.

It's NJ.

He's not in jersey anymore...


Yeh I'm in MD now. NJ malls make parking lots large enough to accomidate the people that patronize their establishments.

[tommymac]

Just dont get shot in baltimore LOL

[Avatard]

So, he left Jersey...and now he's suffering Mall Withdrawal.

[MILK]

I hate the mall too but that's not why I'm posting.

On the way home from work yesterday a car passed me and the tag said, "Derf." :lol:

Wish I had a chance to take a pic but his lane was moving and mine not.

[askmrjesus]

"Mall", is just another word for Hell, with shoe stores.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

"Mall", is just another word for Hell, with shoe stores.

JC

I thought that the shoe stores were in Purgatory? You know, where you have to stand around, holding your wife's purse, forever.

[tommymac]

I always make sure I have some nasty gas when I go to the mall so I can do some crop dusting :lol:

[derf]

I hate the mall too but that's not why I'm posting.

On the way home from work yesterday a car passed me and the tag said, "Derf." :lol:

Wish I had a chance to take a pic but his lane was moving and mine not.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have thought about getting custom plates for my vehicles 1Derf 2Derf 3Derf 4Derf

[Particle Man]

I thought that the shoe stores were in Purgatory? You know, where you have to stand around, holding your wife's purse, forever.
You hold your wife's purse?

[tommymac]

You hold your wife's purse?

bet they go shopping for minivans next.

thats instant revokation of ones man card :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

You hold your wife's purse?

I don't have a wife, therefore I'm going straight to Hell. At that point I'll know what it really is, to be married.

[tommymac]

I don't have a wife, therefore I'm going straight to Hell.

Sure about that? I thought having a wife was like being in hell

[askmrjesus]

I thought that the shoe stores were in Purgatory? You know, where you have to stand around, holding your wife's purse, forever.

We don't call it Purgatory anymore.

Now it's known as The Gap...

JC

[tommymac]

We don't call it Purgatory anymore.

Now it's known as The Gap...

JC

So what is abercrombie and fitch considered?

[Papa_Complex]

Sure about that? I thought having a wife was like being in hell

For taking your punishment in life, you don't have to suffer it eternally.

So what is abercrombie and fitch considered?

Gay Purgatory.

[EtyrnuSS]

So what is abercrombie and fitch considered?

For taking your punishment in life, you don't have to suffer it eternally.



Gay Purgatory.


Tenth Circle, crappy pop muzak included.