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Avatard
05-22-2011, 04:52 PM
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/05/showers_expected_to_continue_t.html

Really. Fuck this shit.

I SO wanna move to fucking Cali.

:mad:
Corey
05-22-2011, 04:54 PM
Hmmm, that's a tough one. Rain, or the obliteration of your individual rights. Sunshine sure is nice though.
Adeptus_Minor
05-22-2011, 04:57 PM
Hmmm, that's a tough one. Rain, or the obliteration of your individual rights. Sunshine sure is nice though.

Or, to put it another way... rain or living closer to 101lifts2 and Homeslice. :lol:

(just messing with you guys :wink: )
Rangerscott
05-22-2011, 05:08 PM
Gotta wash the shit out of that state some how.
Tmall
05-22-2011, 05:39 PM
Not to play "one-upper" but, we haven't seen the sun in over a month. The days it hasn't rained (3? 4?) it's been overcast.

I have five whole hours on my new bike. I've spent just as much time driving to the riding spots, as riding.. :(
Porkchop
05-22-2011, 07:00 PM
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/05/showers_expected_to_continue_t.html

Really. Fuck this shit.

I SO wanna move to fucking Cali.

:mad:

I going with you. :panic: We've had about 4 nice days....
Avatard
05-22-2011, 07:02 PM
Hmmm, that's a tough one. Rain, or the obliteration of your individual rights. Sunshine sure is nice though.

Hmmm. Regional advice from someone who lives in Florida.

Do you read the news?

:lmao:
Apoc
05-22-2011, 08:19 PM
Not to play "one-upper" but, we haven't seen the sun in over a month. The days it hasn't rained (3? 4?) it's been overcast.

I have five whole hours on my new bike. I've spent just as much time driving to the riding spots, as riding.. :(

we had one nice day here. 18 and sunny. otherwise, same shit you got.
Avatard
05-22-2011, 08:47 PM
18 is cold. Your thermometer is broken.
derf
05-22-2011, 09:08 PM
18 is cold. Your thermometer is broken.

18 in canada is a heat wave
Rangerscott
05-22-2011, 10:01 PM
We'd more than happy to take some. We've only had 1/2" so far. Every day is a sand storm. Fucking cotton fields.
Corey
05-22-2011, 10:05 PM
Hmmm. Regional advice from someone who lives in Florida.

Do you read the news?

:lmao:

I can carry my gun, I don't have to sell a first born or a body part to obtain a firearm, my income tax return is cash and not a state IOU, and I don't need to make six figures to live moderately comfortable. Florida may do a lot of stupid shit, and I'd rather live in Austin Texas, but California makes it look almost normal and sane.
Particle Man
05-23-2011, 07:31 AM
19 days of rain followed by 1 sunny day. Back to rain. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccc...
shmike
05-23-2011, 10:26 AM
Send it this way.

We are way too dry right now.
LeeNetworX
05-23-2011, 04:25 PM
I SO wanna move to fucking Cali.

:mad:

So move. What's stopping you?
Avatard
05-23-2011, 04:26 PM
Money, life situation.

:shrug:
LeeNetworX
05-23-2011, 04:33 PM
Money, life situation.

:shrug:

If you wanted to do something bad enough; you'd find a way. :shrug:
You're obviously a bright guy - I'm sure you could make it happen.
Avatard
05-23-2011, 05:26 PM
I'm working towards it. Rome wasn't built in a day, and my deeply entrenched ass won't be moved to Cali. very quickly either, sadly...but that's the plan.
OneSickPsycho
05-24-2011, 10:44 AM
Gotta wash the shit out of that state some how.

vvvvvvvvvvv maybe it's working vvvvvvvvvvvvvv

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/05/showers_expected_to_continue_t.html

Really. Fuck this shit.

I SO wanna move to fucking Cali.

:mad:
Avatard
05-24-2011, 10:55 AM
...Said the asshole who lives in the land of shit.

BTW, Florida is full of old assholes from here & NY, and Cubans.

...and white trash.





You're not from up here, or Cuban, are you?
OneSickPsycho
05-24-2011, 11:21 AM
...Said the asshole who lives in the land of shit.

BTW, Florida is full of old assholes from here & NY, and Cubans.

...and white trash.





You're not from up here, or Cuban, are you?

None of the above... I'm from a middle class suburb in Ohio...
shmike
05-24-2011, 11:46 AM
None of the above... I'm from a middle class suburb in Ohio...

'tard is thinking of the east coast.

West coast is full of Mid-Westerners.

Your stay in mouse-town is only temporary.

You will eventually retire in Naples or Ft. Myers, it's unavoidable. :lol:
OneSickPsycho
05-24-2011, 12:09 PM
'tard is thinking of the east coast.

West coast is full of Mid-Westerners.

Your stay in mouse-town is only temporary.

You will eventually retire in Naples or Ft. Myers, it's unavoidable. :lol:

Heh, the 'rents and my aunt/uncle are already in Cape Coral.
Corey
05-24-2011, 01:05 PM
Heh, the 'rents and my aunt/uncle are already in Cape Coral.

Same here. :lol:
Dave
05-24-2011, 01:34 PM
Nice day today
OneSickPsycho
05-24-2011, 02:05 PM
Same here. :lol:

Nice place... really spread out and there are absolutely NO planned allotments which is VERY attractive... Well, there's one out off of Burnt Store Road with only one completed house and the rest is overgrown - it failed miserably. Plus, you can buy property with the change from the couch cushions and the lint in your pockets...
Corey
05-24-2011, 03:41 PM
Nice place... really spread out and there are absolutely NO planned allotments which is VERY attractive... Well, there's one out off of Burnt Store Road with only one completed house and the rest is overgrown - it failed miserably. Plus, you can buy property with the change from the couch cushions and the lint in your pockets...

I'm actually pretty damn happy in Gainesville. Decent amount of shit to do and plenty of restaurants. Two hours from Orlando, Daytona, and Tampa. An hour and change from Jacksonville. Cheap housing, plenty of open land, quiet if you need quiet, and plenty of hot college girls. Cape Coral is nice, and it's damn close to Sanibel and Captiva, and I've got family there. But I can only be there for a few days before I need to get away from there. Something about that area doesn't agree with me.
OneSickPsycho
05-24-2011, 04:29 PM
I'm actually pretty damn happy in Gainesville. Decent amount of shit to do and plenty of restaurants. Two hours from Orlando, Daytona, and Tampa. An hour and change from Jacksonville. Cheap housing, plenty of open land, quiet if you need quiet, and plenty of hot college girls. Cape Coral is nice, and it's damn close to Sanibel and Captiva, and I've got family there. But I can only be there for a few days before I need to get away from there. Something about that area doesn't agree with me.

It's fucking boring there... that's what doesn't agree with you... Orlando has a night life, and I know damn well Gainesville does too... Not that I partake frequently, but it's nice to know it's out there if choose...