Stalked by a Bear

[EpyonXero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P3a9zgzEgk

[Trip]

I would pissed my pants, that dude stayed really calm.

[OneSickPsycho]

Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten.

I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.

[Particle Man]

Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten.

I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.You say "hesitate" and I say fuuuuuuuck that :lol:

[Gas Man]

I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc...

or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much.

And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time!

[OneSickPsycho]

I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc...

or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much.

And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time!

Fuck that... I'd be shooting at him!!!

[Rider]

Saw that on Tosh.0.com

[Gas Man]

Fuck that... I'd be shooting at him!!!
I don't think a hand gun will do as much as we'd like it to. Might just piss him off in the short term.

[OneSickPsycho]

I don't think a hand gun will do as much as we'd like it to. Might just piss him off in the short term.

Not saying it's the right thing to do, but it's certainly what I'd be doing!

[shmike]

Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten.

I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.

I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc...

or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much.

And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time!

I was always taught that that was the first rule with bears: Make as much loud noise and make yourself as big as possible.

[pauldun170]

Screw that....
I woulda choked that bitch out
like a boss

[OneSickPsycho]

Screw that....
I woulda choked that bitch out
like a boss

Amazing how big those fucking animals are...

[Tmall]

I don't think a hand gun will do as much as we'd like it to. Might just piss him off in the short term.

It's a loud unfamiliar noise. The bear would have been off and running.

An air horn is just as effective as bear spray in most cases. Unless it's an abnormally aggressive bear.

Speaking from experience, unless you're shooting a bear or moose or anything with bird shot, they'll be off and running.

We used to cut our bird shot at the wad and leave it hanging by a small piece when we were walking through the bush in bear area. It would only take a second to pop in the cut round and you essentially had a full slug.

[Gas Man]

I was always taught that that was the first rule with bears: Make as much loud noise and make yourself as big as possible.
Exactly... the gun shot would be loud enough. That's why I didn't understand why the guy wasn't screaming/shouting and using that large stick sideways to give himself the appearance of size. He remained calm but wasn't doing it correctly.

Even if his bear just want to pat him down, give him a sniff and play. You don't want to partake in such bear activities as I doubt it works well with our frayle bodies.

[Porkchop]

I kept yelling at the screen to hit the trees as he went by with the stick. :lol:

[RedRider2k2]

Speaking from experience, unless you're shooting a bear or moose or anything with bird shot, they'll be off and running.

I believe either Luke or his father nailed one in the chest from a few feet away with a bird shot. It stepped out in the trail between them and stood up in a pretty threatening manner.

A shot in the chest, a slight backwards roll and it was on it's way back into the woods where it came from.

[Gas Man]

I kept yelling at the screen to hit the trees as he went by with the stick. :lol:
This!

[derf]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/248727_227233257294292_100000228583223_1068705_197 6007_n.jpg

[azoomm]

I don't think a hand gun will do as much as we'd like it to. Might just piss him off in the short term.

You just need the correct gun for the job...

http://www.impactguns.com/ruger-super-redhawk-alaskan-454-casull-25-in-5301-736676053018.aspx

[pauldun170]

You just need the correct gun for the job...

http://www.impactguns.com/ruger-super-redhawk-alaskan-454-casull-25-in-5301-736676053018.aspx

No....you need this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELol1dHjHEE&feature=related

[EpyonXero]

No....you need this guy



For bait?

[azoomm]

For bait?

:lol: I was thinking... "I don't have to be fast, just faster than THAT guy"

[Particle Man]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/248727_227233257294292_100000228583223_1068705_197 6007_n.jpg
:lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

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I love cocaine bear.

[derf]

I love cocaine bear.

I love cocaine bear too

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[AquaPython]

chewie loves cocaine too
http://botwt.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/chewy-hoth.jpg

[OneSickPsycho]

:lol

[pauldun170]

i'm tearing up here
:lol

:lol: I was thinking... "I don't have to be fast, just faster than THAT guy"

exactly

[Gas Man]

:lol: :lol :lol:

[Krypt Keeper]

People need to realize when they go out for nature walks in the mountains or swimming in the ocean. Your ass is no longer on top of the food chain.

The bear is curious and following the guy who is running away.

Stop running from him and make as much fucking noise as possible. They don't speak english so screaming works just fine. Show that your a threat to them, and not weak.

Also 20 rounds of .40 hollow points is what I would be using to talk to pooh bear there if screaming didn't work.

mmm bear steaks..