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Rangerscott
06-01-2011, 11:41 AM
Really? The choking game. First planking now cchoking deaths. If you're a parent to one of these retards you should serve a lot of community service. I would say be sterilized too but thatll just let them have sex all they want. I dont want them to have pleasure.
Particle Man
06-01-2011, 11:54 AM
Un-freaking-real
Avatard
06-01-2011, 12:06 PM
I think people killing themselves planking, starving themselves with eating disorders, and choking games mean that natural selection has stepped in to control the overpopulation of humans, and weed out the mentally weak through self-culling.
Kaneman
06-01-2011, 12:07 PM
My boy trains to choke kids to death 5 times a week....it builds character. You guys are pussies. :lol:
tommymac
06-01-2011, 12:22 PM
My boy trains to choke kids to death 5 times a week....it builds character. You guys are pussies. :lol:

So long as hes not choking himelf out then its ok esp if he kills off a few of the dumber ones :lol:
Tmall
06-01-2011, 12:31 PM
Kids were definitely doing that in the 90's. I've seen a lot of dumb people get even dumber by doing this.
OneSickPsycho
06-01-2011, 12:37 PM
Kids were definitely doing that in the 90's. I've seen a lot of dumb people get even dumber by doing this.

I had friends that did stuff like that... The thing was, you hyperventilate with your head between your legs, then you took a huge breath, stood up, and someone pushed on your chest while you held your breath. You passed out for a few seconds... I guess hanging yourself is way better though... more permanent.
Tmall
06-01-2011, 12:41 PM
I had friends that did stuff like that... The thing was, you hyperventilate with your head between your legs, then you took a huge breath, stood up, and someone pushed on your chest while you held your breath. You passed out for a few seconds... I guess hanging yourself is way better though... more permanent.

I've seen that one. I've also seen people do "wall tokes". They'd take a hit off of a joint and hold it in. They'd stand against a wall and have somebody push on either side of neck. They'd breathe out and drop like a ton of bricks.

Hell, I've seen people do the head between the legs thing on the school bus in the morning.. :lol
smileyman
06-01-2011, 03:37 PM
What happened to drinking and fighting?
Particle Man
06-01-2011, 03:50 PM
My boy trains to choke kids to death 5 times a week....it builds character. You guys are pussies. :lol:That I'm okay with :lol:

I'm also willing to bet that if he ever tried planking or choking HIMSELF you'd beat his ass
Rangerscott
06-01-2011, 03:55 PM
What happened to drinking and fighting?

First thing that came to my mind.

Drugs are no longer a worry for parents when their kids kill themselves by being retarded.
njchopper87
06-01-2011, 04:06 PM
Someone I used to know choked himself until he fell to the ground one time. It was the most amusing thing I've ever seen. That said, he's a moron. They're all morons.
EpyonXero
06-01-2011, 04:24 PM
I can appreciate planking, some of those pictures are great.
Rangerscott
06-01-2011, 04:49 PM
Did any of yall see tue vid of the UK (polish, russian, whatever) dude that hung himself online?
VatorMan
06-01-2011, 04:51 PM
You guys are full of shit. I know I choke myself quite often.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.walletpop.com/media/2009/05/chicken.jpg
Rangerscott
06-01-2011, 04:53 PM
You guys are full of shit. I know I choke myself quite often.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.walletpop.com/media/2009/05/chicken.jpg

My chicken doesnt turn purple.
derf
06-01-2011, 06:29 PM
No no no, this is just all training for sexual activity during adulthood, the key word is erotic asphyxiation
Particle Man
06-01-2011, 06:37 PM
You guys are full of shit. I know I choke myself quite often.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.walletpop.com/media/2009/05/chicken.jpg

Keep your hens to yourself.
defector
06-01-2011, 06:41 PM
No no no, this is just all training for sexual activity during adulthood, the key word is erotic asphyxiation

Kwai Chang Caine approves of this message.
derf
06-01-2011, 07:40 PM
Kwai Chang Caine approves of this message.

Kwai Chang Caine approves of this message? Really you went there? The dude hasnt been doing much except hanging around for the last few years.
TYEster
06-01-2011, 10:09 PM
Kwai Chang Caine approves of this message? Really you went there? The dude hasnt been doing much except hanging around for the last few years.

Well you give anyone a few feet of rope and see where they hang themselves...