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[Rangerscott]

3 Weller

"I have a 3 weller d for sale it needs a fule pump and a front tire. The back 2 tires are new it will need the set recovered I have onwed it for the last 6 years and has been great intelligence the fule pump went out I got it pulled off but ran out of time And Monie to fix it. If you would like to know more feel free to call or text me at 806. 685 1169. No emails please"


Probably no emails because he doesn't know how to read.

[Captain Morgan]

Wow, just wow.

[Particle Man]

I'd be speechless if I hadn't seen job applications like this at my prior job.

[derf]

wat is wong wif his witing?

[OneSickPsycho]

wat is wong wif his witing?

He's illiterate, not asian and illiterate.

I think you meant, "wat is rong with hiss riting"

[Particle Man]

He's illiterate, not asian and illiterate.

I think you meant, "wat is rong with hiss riting"
:lol

[anthonyk]

Why the hell is the word "intelligence" buried in the middle of that? :lol:

[azoomm]

Why the hell is the word "intelligence" buried in the middle of that? :lol:

My guess, he was posting from a phone and it was the one word that got auto-spelled?

Craigslist tried to kick my ass today. I won.

[Rangerscott]

Why the hell is the word "intelligence" buried in the middle of that? :lol:

How in the hell was it spelled correctly?

[Particle Man]

How in the hell was it spelled correctly?

Given the context of the sentence, I am going to say he meant to type "intil" and got autocorrected.

[wildchild]

i was thinking it was "intel it jus" :lol

[Particle Man]

i was thinking it was "intel it jus" :lol

Oh that's a good one too

[Flexin]

3 Weller

"I have a 3 weller d for sale it needs a fule pump and a front tire. The back 2 tires are new it will need the set recovered I have onwed it for the last 6 years and has been great intelligence the fule pump went out I got it pulled off but ran out of time And Monie to fix it. If you would like to know more feel free to call or text me at 806. 685 1169. No emails please"


Probably no emails because he doesn't know how to read.

Holy fuck he broke spell check.

James

[shmike]

i was thinking it was "intel it jus" :lol

I think you're right! :lol: