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derf
06-08-2011, 06:53 PM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2015263780_apwadeadweaselassault.html

HOQUIAM, Wash. —
Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into a Hoquiam apartment and assaulted a man.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday night where the victim was a guest.

KXRO reports he left carcass behind.

Police later found the suspect arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested the 33-year-old Hoquiam man after a fight.

He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.

A marten is a member of the weasel family.

Avatard
06-08-2011, 07:01 PM
Jealous guy, looking for his GF, he probably killed her pet :/

Adeptus_Minor
06-08-2011, 07:15 PM
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.


Christ... that cracked me up.
It's like a real life Monty Python bit. :lol:

Particle Man
06-08-2011, 08:56 PM
Christ... that cracked me up.
It's like a real life Monty Python bit. :lol:

What do you mean? African or European?

Rangerscott
06-09-2011, 12:45 AM
It's a marten mothafucker! POW!

defector
06-09-2011, 09:50 AM
Until reading this, I had no idea what a marten was. I have been educated.