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tommymac
06-10-2011, 02:01 AM
Some of you saw this on FB and its so epic I need to share it with everyone. the other night EMS brings in some lady ( I use that term lloseley) that they found face down in the street. So we start working her up, seems like she went on a week long crack bender and her brain gave out (dopamine depletion) so we draw blood and get a ct scan, now we need urine, so we order the nurses to put a cathater in.

we get called into the room and we see a plastic bag protruding from her vagina, so we remove the bag and lo and behold her crack and crackpipe were in there.

That made my night, havent seen anything like that.
Adeptus_Minor
06-10-2011, 02:43 AM
Another keen, resourceful mind falls to addiction. :lol:
tommymac
06-10-2011, 03:02 AM
Another keen, resourceful mind falls to addiction. :lol:

not sure if theres much left to his ones mind, shes 40 something and her ct scan looks like that of a 70 yr old with all the atrophy.
Particle Man
06-10-2011, 09:35 AM
Nature's wallet
Rangerscott
06-10-2011, 09:54 AM
Shes just keeping it warm for the next go round.
Krypt Keeper
06-10-2011, 10:04 AM
probably had the lighter up her ass to not get the flint wet.
pauldun170
06-10-2011, 03:08 PM
Nature's wallet

:lol
Gas Man
06-11-2011, 01:33 PM
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101lifts2
06-11-2011, 04:01 PM
lol.
Tsunami
06-11-2011, 08:59 PM
Is it that hard to carry a purse??
Rangerscott
06-11-2011, 10:47 PM
Is it that hard to carry a purse??

Crooks don't snatch vaginas.
dReWpY
06-12-2011, 03:10 PM
Crooks don't snatch vaginas.
Vaginas snatch crooks
defector
06-12-2011, 03:54 PM
In Soviet Russia...Vaginas snatch crooks

Indeed.
Particle Man
06-12-2011, 07:08 PM
Is it that hard to carry a purse??

In her vagina? It wouldn't fit. There's a crack pipe in there.
tommymac
06-12-2011, 09:24 PM
In her vagina? It wouldn't fit. There's a crack pipe in there.

thats all we found anyway, figured we would let the medicine team have the fun looking for any other surprises :lol:
'73 H1 Triple
06-14-2011, 07:07 PM
....snip..... the other night EMS brings in some lady ( I use that term lloseley) that they found face down in the street. So we start working her up, seems like she went on a week long crack bender and her brain gave out (dopamine depletion) so we draw blood and get a ct scan, now we need urine, so we order the nurses to put a cathater in...............snip...............


So since she was on a "bender" getting too high, too long, she passed out since her body ran out of dopamine?

So "X" amount of time not high and she'll function ( somewhat ) normal again?

Jeff
tommymac
06-14-2011, 07:49 PM
So since she was on a "bender" getting too high, too long, she passed out since her body ran out of dopamine?

So "X" amount of time not high and she'll function ( somewhat ) normal again?

Jeff

Excellent question, the dopamine will be replenished over time, just not sure how long it takes off the top of my head. In the times she woke up she was somewhat with it so her brains not totally fried, not yet anyway.

I ma sure this little escapade took some time off her functionality/life expectancy but am assuming in her case it is a cumulative effect. i cant see a normal person going on a run like this and having the wherewithall to stuff a crackpipe in her cooter :lol: but also seeing the shape she was in shes def had a rough go. she was rather disheveled and looked a lot older than what she was.
'73 H1 Triple
06-14-2011, 08:46 PM
Excellent question, the dopamine will be replenished over time, just not sure how long it takes off the top of my head. In the times she woke up she was somewhat with it so her brains not totally fried, not yet anyway.

I ma sure this little escapade took some time off her functionality/life expectancy but am assuming in her case it is a cumulative effect. i cant see a normal person going on a run like this and having the wherewithall to stuff a crackpipe in her cooter :lol: but also seeing the shape she was in shes def had a rough go. she was rather disheveled and looked a lot older than what she was.

Thanks for answering :cheers:

If she's going on a bender like that, she'd be a good bet for cashing out sooner rather than later.
tommymac
06-14-2011, 10:01 PM
Thanks for answering :cheers:

If she's going on a bender like that, she'd be a good bet for cashing out sooner rather than later.

absolutley, going down that road theres a lot going against you, just not a good lifestyle if you want to live long