Man Pees in Reservior

[EpyonXero]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/21/us/21brfs-Oregon.html

National Briefing | NORTHWEST
Oregon: Millions of Gallons of Water Disposed Of
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: June 20, 2011


Portland is disposing of eight million gallons of drinking water because a man was caught on camera urinating in a reservoir. Water from the city’s five open-air reservoirs goes directly to customers. A city official said he did not want to serve water with urine in it. Critics call that an overreaction, saying animals routinely defecate and urinate in the reservoirs and sometimes die in them. Health officials say that urine is sterile in healthy people and that the urine was so diluted it posed little health risk. Officials say it will cost the system’s customers less than $8,000 to treat it as sewage. The 21-year-old man caught on camera has not been charged.

[OneSickPsycho]

God damnit people are fucking stupid.

[Dave]

That official should be lynched for gross misuse of taxpayer funds

[Particle Man]

"I don't want to drink that - Fish PISS in it!"

[smileyman]

Portland receives rain. Had this happened in Texas or Arizona the public outcry would have been heard 4 states away...

[Avatard]

I'd bet at least half a dozen birds a day take a shit in that reservoir.

Avian shit has tons of diseases. Piss is sterile.

These people are fucking retards.

[Rangerscott]

They should be fined out the ass.

[Tsunami]

Piss is not sterile once it comes out through your pee hole.

[Rangerscott]

Piss is not sterile once it comes out through your pee hole.

I dont want to know about your VD. Plus, where the hell have you and your mut been?

[Avatard]

Piss is not sterile once it comes out through your pee hole.

Don't put a cock in your mouth, then.

Immune system FTMFW.

[Tsunami]

I dont want to know about your VD. Plus, where the hell have you and your mut been?

Been here lurking :)

[Rangerscott]

Been here lurking :)

Ok. As long as youve been watching me undress behind the curtans then thats ok. I thought a search team was gonna have to be assembled.

[Tmall]

Piss is not sterile once it comes out through your pee hole.

What exactly is sterile once it's exposed to atmosphere?

[Rangerscott]

What exactly is sterile once it's exposed to atmosphere?

Fried cat or meecrob.

[Avatard]

Nothing.

[askmrjesus]

What exactly is sterile once it's exposed to atmosphere?

Chuck Norris.

JC

[Particle Man]

Chuck Norris.

JC

:lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

What exactly is sterile once it's exposed to atmosphere?

It's not the atmosphere, it's your urethra... potentially full of all sorts of bacteria and shit... VD, or no VD.

[askmrjesus]

It's not the atmosphere, it's your urethra... potentially full of all sorts of bacteria and shit... VD, or no VD.

If only the City of Portland had access to some sort of chemical that could deal effectively with bacteria. You know, like bleach or something...

"The Bull Run system taps two reservoirs near Mount Hood, then sends the water by gravity to over 900,000 city and suburban customers with doses of chlorine and ammonia along the way."


Oh look...

JC

[Particle Man]

If only the City of Portland had access to some sort of chemical that could deal effectively with bacteria. You know, like bleach or something...

"The Bull Run system taps two reservoirs near Mount Hood, then sends the water by gravity to over 900,000 city and suburban customers with doses of chlorine and ammonia along the way."


Oh look...

JC

They switched to UV in some areas up here. The water tasted like dirt so many switched back to chlorine.

[EpyonXero]

They switched to UV in some areas up here. The water tasted like dirt so many switched back to chlorine.

So the river/lake tasted like a river/lake?

[Rangerscott]

So the river/lake tasted like a river/lake?

More like a public swimming pool. Ours taste like the kiddy pool full of piss.

[tommymac]

Piss is not sterile once it comes out through your pee hole.

If you use a folley it is :lol:

[tommymac]

They switched to UV in some areas up here. The water tasted like dirt so many switched back to chlorine.

The side job I am on at westchester is a uv plant theyre building

[Particle Man]

So the river/lake tasted like a river/lake?




More like a public swimming pool. Ours taste like the kiddy pool full of piss.

What he said.

[Avatard]

Ours taste like the kiddy pool full of piss.

See, I have no frame of reference here...good thing you've apparently drunk the kiddie pool water before, and thus must have this comparison.

Life experience is everything, I guess.

:skep:

[Rangerscott]

At least he didn't drop a steamer.

[Homeslice]

Like the city doesn't process & filter the water anyway. There is no major city that doesn't.

But then, Oregon is just dumb as rocks. This is a state that thinks people are too stupid to pump their own gas. It also thinks it's smart in having no sales tax, but yet it still has a high income tax, so people just move across the river to Washington to avoid the income tax, and just drive back across the river to Portland whenever they need to buy their groceries or TV sets free of sales tax.

[tommymac]

At least he didn't drop a steamer.

eh, little e coli never killed anyone :lol:

[Rangerscott]

eh, little e coli never killed anyone :lol:

Right. Those two girls are still alive........I think.

[Tsunami]

If you use a folley it is :lol:

Depends whose putting it in :lol:

[Rangerscott]

Depends whose putting it in :lol:

Out of all the threads to pop back in you, choose the pee pee thread. LOL

[tommymac]

Depends whose putting it in :lol:

true

[Particle Man]

Depends whose putting it in :lol:

Kinky :lol:

[Tsunami]

Kinky :lol:

It can be! Can I practice on you?

[tommymac]

It can be! Can I practice on you?

Thats not nice.

Most of our nurses put the folleys in, I always get stuck withthe old guys witha prostate the size of a watermellon who cant pee. Those are a PITA to put in. Still want to do my first supra pubic catheter placement.

[Particle Man]

It can be! Can I practice on you?

Exit only, my dear.

[tommymac]

Exit only, my dear.

Yes, after putting enough of them into people I better be unconscious if I ever need one.

[Tsunami]

Thats not nice.

Most of our nurses put the folleys in, I always get stuck withthe old guys witha prostate the size of a watermellon who cant pee. Those are a PITA to put in. Still want to do my first supra pubic catheter placement.


I have only attempted 2 so far. I think the both of them had prostate issues too. One guy was practically dead, I was putting in it between someone else giving chest compressions, shocks and amiodorone/epi. I had to get help with both shoving it in but they had a hard time too so I didn't feel that bad. Its hard to remain sterile with a wiggling penis, and gloves that are too big and lube squishing about.

[askmrjesus]

Its hard to remain sterile with a wiggling penis, and gloves that are too big and lube squishing about.

Thank you.

JC

[Tsunami]

Thats not nice.
Still want to do my first supra pubic catheter placement.

I thought this one guy had one, but he had a regular foley. its just that his penis sunk into his belly and I couldn't see it. I had to ask his nurse if he had a penis because I couldnt' see it and my clinical instructor thought it may have been amputated.

[Papa_Complex]

It's not the atmosphere, it's your urethra... potentially full of all sorts of bacteria and shit... VD, or no VD.

If your urethra is full of shit then either you've got some serious internal routing issues, or your 'partner' didn't go first.

[askmrjesus]

If your urethra is full of shit then either you've got some serious internal routing issues, or your 'partner' didn't go first.

:lol:

JC

[Avatard]

Shit, this reminds me of my favorite fag joke:

Q: What's the best opening line in a fag bar?
A: "Can I push in your stool?"

[tommymac]

If your urethra is full of shit then either you've got some serious internal routing issues, or your 'partner' didn't go first.

I have actualy seen that twice in the hospital, well one was out the vagina, not the urethra.

[Papa_Complex]

I have actualy seen that twice in the hospital, well one was out the vagina, not the urethra.

As I can't imagine option 2 being the cause, I'll stand behind option 1.

[askmrjesus]

As I can't imagine option 2 being the cause, I'll stand behind option 1.

Honestly, it's probably not a good idea to stand in front of either one.

Shit, you said "stand behind".

That's an entirely different joke.

JC

[tommymac]

Honestly, it's probably not a good idea to stand in front of either one.

Shit, you said "stand behind".

That's an entirely different joke.

JC

In the ER, where you stand is quite important, been a few yrs since I hav ebeen hit with any projectile substances from the human body LOL

[Papa_Complex]

Honestly, it's probably not a good idea to stand in front of either one.

Shit, you said "stand behind".

That's an entirely different joke.

JC

If everything is coming out urethra side then it sounds like behind is exactly where i want to be, if I want to avoid flying bodily waste. Bloody bunch of fudge-packing mutants.

[Tsunami]

In the ER, where you stand is quite important, been a few yrs since I hav ebeen hit with any projectile substances from the human body LOL

Uggh where should I be standing and where should I not be standing?

[tommymac]

Uggh where should I be standing and where should I not be standing?

youre 3 feet tall so most stuff will shoot right over your head anyway, whereas I am a much larger target :lol: