View Full Version : I hate sales rep members
Rangerscott
06-25-2011, 12:21 PM
Im on another forum and theres this amsoil rep. Every single fucking reply is a picture of what YOU should use and its the BEST.
Youre crazy if you use diesel oils. You need to use this *insert pic*. Its so tucking awesome I drink it regularly to keep my bowel movements flowing.
I get it. Your products are so awesome that's why you have to be on forums trying so hard to sell your expensive shit.
Particle Man
06-25-2011, 12:38 PM
I just use the "ignore" feature available on most forums.
Homeslice
06-25-2011, 12:57 PM
I've known a few dudes who sold Amsoil, and they acted like they have a petrochemical engineering degree when in reality all they're doing is spouting off the company line. Personally I've stuck with Rotella for the last 7-8 years, it's the best value for what you get.
Avatard
06-25-2011, 02:45 PM
I would send a PM asking him what Amsoil lubricant he uses to protect his anus during buttsecks.
wildchild
06-25-2011, 05:06 PM
amsoil guys can be incredibly annoying. they are usually not good sales people and their product is not superior to any other, that leads to pressure sales to friends or forums members. i don't know too many people who seek out amsoil products, other then amsoil salesmen anyway.
pauldun170
06-25-2011, 08:42 PM
How to make half of a forum and all Amsoil reps scream "Ah hell nah brah!!"
Just say - "Put whatever meets the specs called for by the manufacturer."
forum - "What do you have in there?"
Me - "Some 10W-40 synth blend I got at the store...not sure of the brand"
forum - "NOOB....YOU GOTTA PUT IN 20W-50 AMSOIL!!!THAT WILL MAKE YOUR MOTOR A BEAST!!! A FUCKING BEAST!!!!!"
Gas Man
06-26-2011, 01:18 AM
I sell the stuff... kinda... does this make me an asshole?
Rangerscott
06-26-2011, 01:25 AM
No because youre a silent seller.
amsoil guys can be incredibly annoying. they are usually not good sales people and their product is not superior to any other, that leads to pressure sales to friends or forums members. i don't know too many people who seek out amsoil products, other then amsoil salesmen anyway.
sounds like amway
I sell the stuff... kinda... does this make me an asshole?
kinda
Corey
06-26-2011, 02:18 AM
How to make half of a forum and all Amsoil reps scream "Ah hell nah brah!!"
Just say - "Put whatever meets the specs called for by the manufacturer."
forum - "What do you have in there?"
Me - "Some 10W-40 synth blend I got at the store...not sure of the brand"
forum - "NOOB....YOU GOTTA PUT IN 20W-50 AMSOIL!!!THAT WILL MAKE YOUR MOTOR A BEAST!!! A FUCKING BEAST!!!!!"
Or hit them where it really hurts. Walmart Supertech. So much magical troll sauce per quart.
Mikey
06-26-2011, 03:19 AM
Just search the forum and use whatever Jared uses. IIRC, it's some random car oil.
Particle Man
06-26-2011, 08:32 AM
I sell the stuff... kinda... does this make me an asshole?
I have yet to see you jump all over someone for not using one particular brand, so no.
wildchild
06-26-2011, 08:42 AM
I sell the stuff... kinda... does this make me an asshole?
agree with Rangerscot on that. you don't push it, it's there if someone seeks you out for it.
jtemple
06-26-2011, 09:08 AM
They even clog up Craigslist here.
Is there some unwritten rule that says they have to use caps lock, too?
Gas Man
06-26-2011, 10:59 AM
I don't push it cause I don't need to. I became a dealer cause I wanted to use their products on my vehicles/bikes. I can make my money back on my dealer fee just with my personal use. Then I can spread it to other by having them become preferred customers, in which they too can save more than the $20 fee.
But if you don't want to run it, then so be it. I don't care. It's machine, your money, your choice. And paramount, I hate sales people, pushy ones especially.
azoomm
06-26-2011, 11:39 AM
I sell the stuff... kinda... does this make me an asshole?
No, you were an asshole by your own rights. :nee:
Particle Man
06-26-2011, 11:46 AM
No, you were an asshole by your own rights. :nee:
Someone was bound to say it :lol:
Gas Man
06-26-2011, 07:10 PM
No, you were an asshole by your own rights. :nee:
Thanks Zoom. Knew I could count on you to...
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So now...
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:lol
Mr Lefty
06-26-2011, 07:38 PM
Yeah, I've run into that too... sad thing is, IMO Amsoil is a good product, but the incessant salesmen make it sound like snake-oil...
azoomm
06-26-2011, 07:42 PM
Thanks Zoom. Knew I could count on you to...
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/kickballs.gif
:lol
Right-click save-as
'73 H1 Triple
06-26-2011, 07:47 PM
Yeah, I've run into that too... sad thing is, IMO Amsoil is a good product, but the incessant salesmen make it sound like snake-oil...
This.
Gasman offers it as a line in his sig. That's the way to do it. :dthumb:
The salesholes that try to ram it down your throat as the only lubricant to use can go take a long run off a short pier. :gofurslf:
Jeff
Mr Lefty
06-26-2011, 07:48 PM
This.
Gasman offers it as a line in his sig. That's the way to do it. :dthumb:
The salesholes that try to ram it down your throat as the only lubricant to use can go take a long run off a short pier. :gofurslf:
Jeff
:lol: I think Gas added that because of this thread... he's a cockmonger like that...
'73 H1 Triple
06-26-2011, 07:59 PM
:lol: I think Gas added that because of this thread... he's a cockmonger like that...
No, he had it listed before. I read this thread yesterday and I knew somebody was a low key Amsoil rep here but didn't remember who. I remembered after breakfast it was Gasman and when I logged on this morning, he was the last reply to the thread :lol
Mr Lefty
06-26-2011, 08:01 PM
No, he had it listed before. I read this thread yesterday and I knew somebody was a low key Amsoil rep here but didn't remember who. I remembered after breakfast it was Gasman and when I logged on this morning, he was the last reply to the thread :lol
:lol: oh, well he's still a cockmonger
Gas Man
06-26-2011, 08:48 PM
Yeah, I've run into that too... sad thing is, IMO Amsoil is a good product, but the incessant salesmen make it sound like snake-oil...
I can understand that fully.
Right-click save-as
Thought you might like that one!
:lol: oh, well he's still a cockmonger
This is true... sad but true. :didntdo:
Cutty72
06-27-2011, 10:18 PM
I run what I like from AMSOIL, but not all of their products are "the best" or even in the running.
Their diesel fuel additive for example sucks. I see no improvement, and it actually hurts my mileage.
tommymac
06-28-2011, 07:33 AM
I sell the stuff... kinda... does this make me an asshole?
its not the amsoil, its everything else :lol:
Gas Man
06-29-2011, 11:52 PM
its not the amsoil, its everything else :lol:
Truth
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