About f*cking time!

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Airline Considers Banning Children From First Class.

http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/06/28/airline-considers-banning-children-from-first-class-poll/

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[anthonyk]

Interesting that they're not proposing the ban to extend to business class. If there's any crowd that deserves some peace and quiet, it's the long haul business traveler.

That said, I don't think I've ever even seen an infant in business or first class on a long international flight.

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They just need a no shrieking section.

I wish people would fucking learn to parent.

[Papa_Complex]

Good parenting or not, kids will scream and cry. It's because they're kids.

That doesn't mean that I want to have to listen to that shit, on a multi-hour international flight. Hell, I'd be happy if they just banned infants from some theatres.

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Anyone who takes an infant to a theater deserves a throat punch.

[Papa_Complex]

Anyone who takes an infant to a theater deserves a throat punch.

I've got the theatre and throats, if you're up to some punching.

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If only punching the parent would shut the kid up.

[askmrjesus]

If only punching the parent would shut the kid up.

Punch the babies instead, and cut out the middle man.

JC

[anthonyk]

Good parenting or not, kids will scream and cry. It's because they're kids.

That doesn't mean that I want to have to listen to that shit, on a multi-hour international flight. Hell, I'd be happy if they just banned infants from some theatres.

Come on down to Austin. The Alamo Drafthouse doesn't allow kids except for certain showtimes (or certain kids movies).

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Come on down to Austin. The Alamo Drafthouse doesn't allow kids except for certain showtimes (or certain kids movies).

They also boot cell phone users/talkers/texters and basically anyone else who annoys the theater. Still doesn't beat watching a movie at home though. People suck.

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...and theaters wonder why business is down.

Alamo has the right idea.

[Papa_Complex]

...and theaters wonder why business is down.

Alamo has the right idea.

Business is down because people can illegally download first-run movies, and watch them in the comfort of their own homes, on a flatscreen, without paying $15.00 for a soda and small popcorn. They can even download movies, legally, from various websites.

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Business is down because people can illegally download first-run movies, and watch them in the comfort of their own homes, on a flatscreen, without paying $15.00 for a soda and small popcorn. They can even download movies, legally, from various websites.

Movie Theaters just need to die, I rather pay a streaming platform and watch a movie from the comfort of my own home. I don't need an Imax screen. I have a damn nice size HD with a freakin Lazy Boy in front of it and no damn screaming children/talkers/texters. Oh, and my beer/food/drinks are better and cheaper.

[Tsunami]

Come on down to Austin. The Alamo Drafthouse doesn't allow kids except for certain showtimes (or certain kids movies).

Austin is sounding better and better.

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Movie Theaters just need to die, I rather pay a streaming platform and watch a movie from the comfort of my own home. I don't need an Imax screen. I have a damn nice size HD with a freakin Lazy Boy in front of it and no damn screaming children/talkers/texters. Oh, and my beer/food/drinks are better and cheaper.

And you can pause the shit to take a leak.

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http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/06/movie_theater_g.php

[Papa_Complex]

Ah, so it works.

[azoomm]

I won't go anywhere else. Their matinees aren't expensive, beer and food are the same price you'd find at a restaurant.

[101lifts2]

Anyone who takes an infant to a theater deserves a throat punch.

Or black people for that matter.

Kids should go in the cargo area. lol I'm sure they could heat/cool it down there too.