CSI Lake Worth

[AquaPython]

piece it together.

location, Men's Bathroom.


GO


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[Dave]

Col mustard with the lead pipe

[OneSickPsycho]

lunch hour self-circumcision?

[derf]

a menstrating girl used the wrong door?

[Rangerscott]

Thats bullshit people dont clean up after themselves.

[AquaPython]

the janitor came in right after, he had no idea what happened. felt bad for him.

[defector]

Guy is yanking it to the HR broad's cleavage, gets over excited, falls forward, busts nose on toilet, leaves full of shame.
And blue balls.

[AquaPython]

Guy is yanking it to the HR broad's cleavage, gets over excited, falls forward, busts nose on toilet, leaves full of shame.
And blue balls.
interesting, but if you look close at the seat, the blood has been sat on. care to adjust?

[Papa_Complex]

Women's emergency. Women's washroom is full. Uses men's.

[askmrjesus]

Women's emergency. Women's washroom is full. Uses men's.

The blood splatter pattern does not match with vaginal distress of the monthly kind.

Guy goes into the bathroom, gets his dick caught in the zipper on the way out, then sits back down to administer TP First-Aid, leaving both droplets, and smear patterns.

Or...common nose bleed.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

The blood splatter pattern does not match with vaginal distress of the monthly kind.

Guy goes into the bathroom, gets his dick caught in the zipper on the way out, then sits back down to administer TP First-Aid, leaving both droplets, and smear patterns.

Or...common nose bleed.

JC

Time to break out the special software that lets us zoom in on the splatter pattern, without pixellation.

Anyone have a pig carcass, that we can test the nose bleed theory on?

[Huy]

Fatty overheated the last jelly donut and hid in the bathroom to enjoy it. Realized after sitting down and taking the first bite it was in the micro way too long......brushed the spillage off their fat gut, then flushed the remnants.

Do a fatty tool shed check...bet someone has Jelly donut residue on their shirt!

[LeeNetworX]

One of your co-workers was web surfing with his smartphone, stumbled upon the belly button ring thread, looked down and remembered they had one and didn't want to feel trashy so they ripped it out.

[askmrjesus]

Anyone have a pig carcass, that we can test the nose bleed theory on?

Fresh out.

How about a tarp, a pound of ham and a big ass hammer?

CSI Gallagher style.

JC

[Homeslice]

Where is Lake Worth :confused:

[AquaPython]

next to west palm beach, FL

[Homeslice]

next to west palm beach, FL

OK.

So some posh suburb a full hour from Miami is going to have a CSI team?

Seems like a "CSI Miami" would be more interesting. But maybe they were afraid people would think of Miami Vice? LOL

[defector]

interesting, but if you look close at the seat, the blood has been sat on. care to adjust?

He sat down to cry before leaving full of shame. And blue balls.

[Papa_Complex]

Fresh out.

How about a tarp, a pound of ham and a big ass hammer?

CSI Gallagher style.

JC

I think that I can make that work.... with some explosives.

[askmrjesus]

next to west palm beach, FL

That explains it.

You know how people in Florida love to buy those little baby alligators, and at first their all like "Oooh this is so cool". Then their like "Holy Fuck! These things have teeth!" So then try to flush them down the john, and POW! some dude gets a gator on his balls, there's blood everywhere, you're taking pictures of the toilet, and there's a gator with a taste for ball meat on the loose in West Palm Beach.

JC

[Particle Man]

I think that I can make that work.... with some explosives.
Need to fit bacon and beer in there too.

[Papa_Complex]

Need to fit bacon and beer in there too.

Well ham + explosives is pretty close to bacon.

[Trip]

You had one of our Unit 2 contractors come visit, they do shit like this all the time to our bathrooms since we have the nicest ones.

[Rangerscott]

Chipotle.

[Papa_Complex]

Time for Chipotlaway.

[AquaPython]

OK.

So some posh suburb a full hour from Miami is going to have a CSI team?

Seems like a "CSI Miami" would be more interesting. But maybe they were afraid people would think of Miami Vice? LOL

Are you joking? there was a real CSI: Miami, i just took this picture working in lake worth.

and lake worth <> Posh
:lol

That explains it.

You know how people in Florida love to buy those little baby alligators, and at first their all like "Oooh this is so cool". Then their like "Holy Fuck! These things have teeth!" So then try to flush them down the john, and POW! some dude gets a gator on his balls, there's blood everywhere, you're taking pictures of the toilet, and there's a gator with a taste for ball meat on the loose in West Palm Beach.

JC
Ha, but the people that flushed gators are New Yorkers, in New York. Hence the "Gator in the NY Sewers" Urban myth... in Fl they are already in the water system, so you are probably right.

reminds me of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RmBQarrygY

Chipotle.
bingo.

[Rangerscott]

Looks like a case for the Hardly Boys. They should be able to pick up a raging clue quicly on this one.

[LeeNetworX]

and lake worth <> Posh
:lol


I wasn't going to say it; but I'm glad someone did.

:lol

[buzzcutt2]

next to west palm beach, FL

You work in LW now?

[AquaPython]

yea buzz, you around?

[buzzcutt2]

West Palm...Forest Hill and Congress area.

[shmike]

and lake worth <> Posh
:lol



I wasn't going to say it; but I'm glad someone did.

:lol

He must have missed the Gangland episode filmed there.

[AquaPython]

gangs of LW? wouldnt go that far, Mr Boca.

[shmike]

gangs of LW? wouldnt go that far, Mr Boca.

History Channel did.

http://myayiti.com/2010/02/videogangland-gangsta-killers-haitian-gang-in-palm-beach-florida-called-top-6/

[LeeNetworX]

History Channel did.

http://myayiti.com/2010/02/videogangland-gangsta-killers-haitian-gang-in-palm-beach-florida-called-top-6/

I remember that shooting at the Boynton Beach Mall. That was right before we packed our truck up and moved.