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Avatard
07-26-2011, 03:07 AM
Our bums are now too big for loo seats

Brits are splashing out - on supersize toilet seats.

The £200 Big John seats are imported from America (natch).

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3714380/Brit-bums-are-now-too-big-for-toilet-seats.html
Gas Man
07-26-2011, 07:45 AM
As an American I can easily say. I've never seen one of those large seats. IDK why but I haven't.
derf
07-26-2011, 08:21 AM
Never seen one either, I bet it's a marketing tool, 'wide load seats from america, home if the big mac and texas'
fasternyou929
07-26-2011, 09:56 AM
Never saw one, but if we can make money exporting "American Sized" products, I'm all for it.
tommymac
07-26-2011, 11:24 AM
Never saw one, but if we can make money exporting "American Sized" products, I'm all for it.

better yet, export soem oversized americans LOL
Papa_Complex
07-27-2011, 08:26 AM
From the newspaper that brought you the "Brits have the biggest boobs" study.

Another Murdock production :lol:
AquaPython
07-27-2011, 11:27 AM
gotta love to see the western designer built obesity endemic spreading across the pond to all those fucks that have been calling us "lazy fat americans" for the past x decades.
Dave
07-28-2011, 09:55 AM
gotta love to see the western designer built obesity endemic spreading across the pond to all those fucks that have been calling us "lazy fat americans" for the past x decades.

Been saying it for years, there's whales everywhere
Particle Man
07-28-2011, 11:29 AM
As an American I can easily say. I've never seen one of those large seats. IDK why but I haven't.

Check your local Wal-Mart. If there's anywhere you're likely to encounter livestock in public places, it's there.
Papa_Complex
07-28-2011, 01:30 PM
Check your local Wal-Mart. If there's anywhere you're likely to encounter livestock in public places, it's there.

Denny's
AquaPython
07-28-2011, 01:37 PM
Denny's aint got shit on Sonny's and Golden Corral.
Papa_Complex
07-28-2011, 01:41 PM
Denny's aint got shit on Sonny's and Golden Corral.

I have yet to sit in a Denny's in southern Ohio, Georgia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, or Alabama in which the out part of the booth bench didn't go straight down to the boards.
AquaPython
07-28-2011, 02:13 PM
have you ever set foot in the chains i mentioned?
Papa_Complex
07-28-2011, 02:42 PM
Sonny's, yes. Golden Corral, no.
AquaPython
07-28-2011, 03:08 PM
i like to call it new names like The Shiny Feed Lot
Papa_Complex
07-28-2011, 03:27 PM
Given the mental image created by the word "corral", I don't really think that any renaming is necessary.