Michele Bachmann Has Crazy Eyes

[EpyonXero]

http://www.digitaltrends.com/web/newsweeks-michele-crazy-eyes-bachmann-cover-instantly-gains-meme-status/

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[EpyonXero]

Hot chicks with Michele Bachmann's eyes:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/hot-chicks-with-michele-bachmeyes

[derf]

This post is what makes the internet great

[LeeNetworX]

Did anyone see Conan last night? He was making fun of her magazine cover for a few minutes...had her peering from under his desk and whatnot. :lol:

[pauldun170]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-10-craziest-michele-bachmann-quotes

[dubbs]

They're almost as crazy as she is.. Why the fuck would you let millions of people see a picture of you like that..

[tommymac]

the zombie apocalypse has begun :lol:

[Particle Man]

This post is what makes the internet great

Indeed. I LOL'd

[askmrjesus]

Jon Stewart had a good take on it last night.

Why did Newsweek have to go out of it's way to make Bachmann look crazy, when the words that come out of her mouth are already doing such a great job? :lol:

JC

[LeeNetworX]

:skep:

[OneSickPsycho]

:skep:

1) it would be better if you showed your nose... since you look all Hannibal Lecter and all...

2) what makes it even creepier is that you are in a kids bedroom.

[LeeNetworX]

1) it would be better if you showed your nose... since you look all Hannibal Lecter and all...

2) what makes it even creepier is that you are in a kids bedroom.

lol

It's our office; it's in the process of being turned into a kid's room.

[tommymac]

It just needs a bottle of lotion in the background LOL

[OneSickPsycho]

lol

It's our office; it's in the process of being turned into a kid's room.

May I suggest a few teddy bears hanging by nooses, the full nose shot, and a crying child in the background for the next picture?

[LeeNetworX]

It just needs a bottle of lotion in the background LOL

true.dat

[Papa_Complex]

That's actually a Quebecois saying, in English; "She got da crayzee eye."

She does.

Seriously.

I'm thinking a muzzle and blindfold are in order kinda crazy.

[KSGregman]

Ignore her eyes and other physical features.....

Have you heard this dumb cunt SPEAK?!!!

How can ANY rationale person hear this dumbass speak and mention her and the title President of the United States in the same fucking sentence?

Seriously?!

[Papa_Complex]

Ignore her eyes and other physical features.....

Have you heard this dumb cunt SPEAK?!!!

How can ANY rationale person hear this dumbass speak and mention her and the title President of the United States in the same fucking sentence?

Seriously?!

"This dumb psycho bitch, Bachmann, will never be President of the United States."

[KSGregman]

"This dumb psycho bitch, Bachmann, will never be President of the United States."

Ah, yes......well done.

Now THAT sentence I can live with. :lol:

[Homeslice]

Ignore her eyes and other physical features.....

Have you heard this dumb cunt SPEAK?!!!

How can ANY rationale person hear this dumbass speak and mention her and the title President of the United States in the same fucking sentence?

Seriously?!

Because she preaches the "traditional values" crap that most Americans unfortunately worship.

[EpyonXero]

true.dat

:lol:

[Homeslice]

She needs a new hairstyle.......like drastically.

[askmrjesus]

She needs a new hairstyle.......like drastically.

Yeah, if she was better coiffed, I would totally vote for her...:dlit:

JC

[Homeslice]

Yeah, if she was better coiffed, I would totally vote for her...:dlit:


Well, a superior hairstyle probably explains why Palin was even MORE popular than Bachmann, DESPITE being even MORE clueless.

[askmrjesus]

Well, a superior hairstyle probably explains why Palin was even MORE popular than Bachmann, DESPITE being even MORE clueless.

A superior hairstyle? :lol:

I think the word you're looking for is tits.

JC

[Homeslice]

Tits on a 47 y/o? Meh....

Hair is a huge part of why men check out a woman.......They claim it's all about T&A, but it isn't

[Particle Man]

Tits on a 47 y/o? Meh....

Hair is a huge part of why men check out a woman.......They claim it's all about T&A, but it isn't

Nah, it's all about T&A.

[tommymac]

Nah, it's all about T&A.

Cougars FTW

[Particle Man]

Cougars FTW

Exactly. Who looks at their fucking hair?

[askmrjesus]

Exactly. Who looks at their fucking hair?

Homeslice, and gay hairdressers.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Oddly enough studies show that the first thing a guy typically notices, is the eyes. In this case he would notice them, then run screaming from the room.

[Homeslice]

Nah, it's all about T&A.
How many cougars (40+ by definition) still have a great body? Only a handful......and Palin doesn't. Her hair, face, smile, and "cute" librarian look is probably making you think her body is great. While it may be above-average for her age (47), it isnt "hot" or something that you would go out of your way to get a piece of.

[Avatard]

Here's What Steve Buscemi Would Look Like With Michele Bachmann Eyes (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/08/steve_buscemi_michelle_bachmann.php)

[Papa_Complex]

Here's What Steve Buscemi Would Look Like With Michele Bachmann Eyes (http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/08/steve_buscemi_michelle_bachmann.php)

So not all that different then. Just using coke instead of weed.

[Particle Man]

How many cougars (40+ by definition) still have a great body? Only a handful......and Palin doesn't. Her hair, face, smile, and "cute" librarian look is probably making you think her body is great. While it may be above-average for her age (47), it isnt "hot" or something that you would go out of your way to get a piece of.Above average for her age is fine with me.

Bet you don't like her shoes, either.

[Homeslice]

Bet I own less shoes than most of you :shrug:

One pair brown dress shoes
One pair black dress shoes
One pair of boat shoes
One pair of Converse
One pair of cross trainers
One pair of running shoes
One pair of hiking boots
One pair of sandals
One pair of motorcycle boots

.....And that's it

[Particle Man]

1 pair of sandals
2 pairs of moto boots
1 pair of sneakers
2 pairs of dress shoes
2 pairs of boots (one winter, one work)

:shrug:

Nope.



(how's THIS for off topic :lol:)

[LeeNetworX]

She needs a new hairstyle.......like drastically.

So....how did you enjoy going to see the new Glee 3D movie?

[KSGregman]

I swear...I come here to talk motorcycles, politics....all kinds of fun shit....and it's like a non-stop episode of queer eye for the straight guy when Slice enters a thread. :lmao:

A bitch even more stupid and ill informed than Sarah Palin (and I was CONVINCED that was not humanly possible) is sniffing around for a Presidential bid...and the most scathing critique you can come up with about her is her "hairstyle"?

Seriously?!

[Homeslice]

I swear...I come here to talk motorcycles, politics....all kinds of fun shit....and it's like a non-stop episode of queer eye for the straight guy when Slice enters a thread. :lmao:

A bitch even more stupid and ill informed than Sarah Palin (and I was CONVINCED that was not humanly possible) is sniffing around for a Presidential bid...and the most scathing critique you can come up with about her is her "hairstyle"?

Seriously?!

Her being stupid is old news, and has been said a million times. Why not point out something new?

So....how did you enjoy going to see the new Glee 3D movie?

Never heard of it.

[Particle Man]

*cough*bullshit*cough*

[Avatard]

Oddly enough studies show that the first thing a guy typically notices, is the eyes.

Because we know about the sex/crazy ratio thing, and crazy shows in the headlights.

Remember, for men, it's always just about sex.

[Particle Man]

Because we know about the sex/crazy ratio thing, and crazy shows in the headlights.

Remember, for men, it's always just about sex.

No.... Sometimes it's about..... Um.....



Okay, it's about sex.

[Papa_Complex]

No.... Sometimes it's about..... Um.....



Okay, it's about sex.

Sometimes it's about food. "Will she make me a sammich, after sex?"

[Particle Man]

Sometimes it's about food. "Will she make me a sammich, after sex?"

Oh, good point, good point.

[tommymac]

Sometimes it's about food. "Will she make me a sammich, after sex?"

very good point there:)

[Method]

She won the Iowa straw poll today.... I see a dark cloud gathering.

[Papa_Complex]

The stupid is strong with this one.

[dubbs]

She won the Iowa straw poll today.... I see a dark cloud gathering.

I know - really scary, but it is her home state.

On a good note - Ron Paul got 2nd, but the news is more worried about Rick Perry announcing and Pawlenty dropping out.

[Homeslice]

Honestly, who has even heard of the other Republican candidates? Perry? Pawlenty? Am I really supposed to know who those people are?

[Avatard]

If this guy was running, you'd know his name.

http://www.meowiesfoodies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Igor1.jpg

[derf]

The stupid is strong with this one.

http://gawker.com/5830699/bachmann-dodges-questions-about-gay-rights

[Homeslice]

Like Palin, she probably has no real views of her own. She just knows that pandering to evangelicals is the only way she can win.

[Avatard]

It's worked for the GOP so far. Otherwise, how do explain the richest 1% getting voted into power time and again by the poorest 99%

You can't. They know it works. People are fucking stupid.

[azoomm]

Honestly, who has even heard of the other Republican candidates? Perry? Pawlenty? Am I really supposed to know who those people are?

If it comes down to it, Perry will be a shoe in. I mean, he DOES have better hair than her. AND, he prays more. :wink:

Did I read this thread right? Y'all were talking about shoes?? :lol

[KSGregman]

Y'all were talking about shoes?? :lol

NOT y'all.....

SLICE

That "dude" turns every thread he's in into an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

[Avatard]

New moto fashion show. Homeslice for the straight ricer.

[shmike]

If this guy was running, you'd know his name.

http://www.meowiesfoodies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Igor1.jpg

Abby someone.

[Homeslice]

Because talking about a woman's hair is really something a man shouldn't do.

Instead, he should talk about how awesome a 47 year old's tits and ass are.

Makes sense.

[Particle Man]

Because talking about a woman's hair is really something a man shouldn't do.

Instead, he should talk about how awesome a 47 year old's tits and ass are.

Makes sense.Now you're catching on.

[EpyonXero]

http://www.dailynewsengine.com/2398/bachmann-further-comments-her-statement-about-wives/

Bachmann further comments her statement about wives
Posted by Kayla Phantom On Sunday, August 14th 2011 in Politics

On Sunday, Rep. Michele Bachmann was present on "Face the Nation" and said that she stood by the statement she made on Thursday at the Republican debate where she explained that wives should be submissive to their husbands. She added that she simply meant that married couples should show mutual respect.

In 2006 her husband asked her to get a post-doctorate degree in tax law. At that time Bachmann said: "Tax law? I hate taxes. Why should I go into something like that? But the lord says, be submissive. Wives, you are to be submissive to your husbands.'"

CBS News' Norah O'Donnell asked Bachmann to further comment on her statement from that time. The woman once again affirmed that to her "submission means respect, mutual respect. I respect my husband, he respects me," she added. "We have been married 33 years, we have a great marriage...and respecting each other, listening to each other is what that means."

O’Donnell asked Bachmann whether she would be able to use a different word instead of submissive. "You know, I guess it depends on what word people are used to, but respect is really what it means," Bachmann answered her question. When asked whether submissive meant subservient, the woman replied: "Not to us. To us it means respect. We respect each other, we listen to each other, we love each other and that is what it means."

Bachmann also answered to a question about her job report replying: "Well, I am a job creator. I am a former tax attorney and I have a post-doctorate degree in tax, years in federal tax court."

[Papa_Complex]

Huh. I guess I learnt from a different dictionary, than she did. Must be an American thing.

[pauldun170]

Oral Roberts University alumini
dah splains lots

[Homeslice]

Oral Roberts University alumini


Should be an instant disqualifier

[Homeslice]

Now you're catching on.

No thanks, I'll let you guys chase that 47 y/o T&A

[KSGregman]

No thanks, I'll let you guys chase that 47 y/o T&A

Right....leave the T&A chasing to us....more time for you to go back to obsessing about Kip Winger, eh? :lmao:

[Particle Man]

No thanks, I'll let you guys chase that 47 y/o T&A

Hey, a nice ass is a nice ass.

[azoomm]

Submissive. :lol: what?

[dubbs]

Submissive. :lol: what?

Yeah, don't really get how acting like a retard helps in defending it either. :wtfru:

Although, she may not be acting in this case..

[Homeslice]

Right....leave the T&A chasing to us....more time for you to go back to obsessing about Kip Winger, eh? :lmao:

Don't know about you, but I'm a little too old to worry about whether something I say makes me seem gay. That's junior high shit IMO.

If a guy is really so insecure that he can't say that another guy is a good looking guy, he has issues. :lol:

Oh but wait, guys have no problem pointing at a guy and saying he's ugly, but they can't say a guy is good looking. :skep: Yeah that really makes sense. :skep:

Bottom line with me is, I just point out facts. The rest of you are too pussy to do so. :lmao:

[udman]

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[Particle Man]

:lol:

[Avatard]

Win. The Presidency is assured.

The picture crasher in the lower left corner is obviously grinning his ass off, even though you can't see his mouth.

[KSGregman]

http://static01.mediaite.com/med/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Corndog1-384x288.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHA....*breath*....HAHAHAHAHAHA :lmao:

Absolute gold....subservient is right....get on that thing, girl!!!

[udman]

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[OneSickPsycho]

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Hope. Change. No gag reflex.

[derf]

Hope. Change. No gag reflex.

she got my vote

[Avatard]

Let the photochops begin.

[derf]

Let the photochops begin.

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/4544/bachman.jpg

[Avatard]

Bravo.