The saxophone is not an instrument

[Rangerscott]

Its a torture device.

[Gas Man]

LOL Why you say that?

[Avatard]

What's the difference between a saxophone, and a chainsaw?

Vibrato.

[Cory]

Its a torture device.

So is a trombone, when my 10 year old is playing it :lol:

[Avatard]

So is a trombone, when my 10 year old is playing it :lol:

What's the difference between a trombone, and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up a trombone.



What's the range of a trombone?

About 5-15 feet, depending on your throwing arm.

[Rangerscott]

LOL Why you say that?

kids across the street'. I like how they have them in the garage with the door open practicing and not in the house. This shit isn't going to last.

[Cory]

What's the difference between a trombone, and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up a trombone.



What's the range of a trombone?

About 5-15 feet, depending on your throwing arm.

Nice :lol:


My son was REQUIRED to take band last year and they assigned instruments. I was devastated when he chose not to sign up in middle school. :lol:

[azoomm]

It could be worse, could be an oboe....

[Avatard]

What's the difference between an oboe, and a 12-cylinder Jag?

With enough time and work, you can eventually get the 12-cylinder Jag in tune.

[Homeslice]

Sax are ok, but oboes are ghey imo...

If you're a guy and you're going to play some kind of wind instrument, it needs to be either a brass instrument or a sax.

[OneSickPsycho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

[njchopper87]

I think I'd have more issues with a flute or any other high pitched instrument.

[Avatard]

What's the difference between a flutist and a seamstress?

A seamstress tucks up the frills.

[Homeslice]

I wonder if playing the trumpet was responsible for the baggy cheeks me & my uncle have? lol

[Avatard]

How do you get a trumpet player to play softly?

Take away his instrument.




What's the difference between a Free Jazz trumpeter and a terrorist?

The terrorist has sympathizers.

[Particle Man]

What's the difference between a flutist and a seamstress?

A seamstress tucks up the frills.

:lmao: awesome

[Gas Man]

Shit I can play the sax. Use to own & play an alto, tenor and baritone. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing at this point. Lol

[Papa_Complex]

Sax are ok, but oboes are ghey imo...

If you're a guy and you're going to play some kind of wind instrument, it needs to be either a brass instrument or a sax.

Bagpipes. If you can learn the bagpipes, without being killed by your neighbours, you're a real man.

[Avatard]

Bagpipes. If you can learn the bagpipes, without being killed by your neighbours, you're a real man.

What is real Gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes...and doesn't.