Spider Man

[derf]

http://i.imgur.com/qY95R.jpg

He rides a sport bike

[Gas Man]

Awesome. I bet he gets all da bietchas!

[Smittie61984]

Yeah, but he obsesses about one okay looking ho.

[goof2]

With a crankcase cover that rashed up his spidey sense should be telling him to put that helmet on his stupid head.