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Rangerscott
09-17-2011, 07:03 PM
http://www.kdvr.com/news/sfl-miss-universe-pageant-events-rehearsals-20110904-photos,0,5569515.photogallery

I only looked at the first 12. I'll take No.3 Uruguay please. :dribble:

Corey
09-17-2011, 07:14 PM
Is being built like a 12 year old boy a prerequisite to enter? These bitches seriously need to eat before they die of malnourishment.

Gas Man
09-17-2011, 07:33 PM
I will have to look on a pc. They look yummy.

VatorMan
09-17-2011, 09:48 PM
Is being built like a 12 year old boy a prerequisite to enter? These bitches seriously need to eat before they die of malnourishment.

Are you f'n crazy or gay ? :wtfru:

Corey
09-17-2011, 11:19 PM
Are you f'n crazy or gay ? :wtfru:

Did you look at the pictures or just assume that Miss Universe meant automatic hotness? Almost all of them are lacking anything that resembles curves. Having protruding pelvic bones and rib bones doesn't make you curvy, just underfed. These girls look like emaciated bobble heads. I don't care what kinda sash and bikini you throw them in, it doesn't make them hot, just sickly.

Homeslice
09-18-2011, 12:15 AM
LOL dude..... yes, many of them were like that, but come on......Most of them were merely slim / in shape.

Oh, and France for me.

Porkchop
09-18-2011, 01:19 AM
LOL dude..... yes, many of them were like that, but come on......Most of them were merely slim / in shape.

Oh, and France for me.

France was good, but Poland 20 was the best. #4 was close to france too. I only got to 25 though.

Riceaholic
09-18-2011, 04:03 AM
Australia for the win...most looked like a bunch of chickenheads...

Adeptus_Minor
09-18-2011, 10:42 AM
Did you look at the pictures or just assume that Miss Universe meant automatic hotness? Almost all of them are lacking anything that resembles curves. Having protruding pelvic bones and rib bones doesn't make you curvy, just underfed. These girls look like emaciated bobble heads. I don't care what kinda sash and bikini you throw them in, it doesn't make them hot, just sickly.

Gonna have to agree with Corey.
I think they call it 'starvation chic' (like heroin chic, but not as sickly)...a big hit in times of recession. :lol:
Most of them were really pretty in the face, but the majority of them need a few pounds on them before I would consider what they have a 'feminine' build.
No fat asses, pooches, anything like that... just a few pounds so the right spots fill out.

Gas Man
09-18-2011, 01:00 PM
OH MY. I would take any of them. Certainly some are better looking but I wouldn't kick any of them out if the wife came home.

Dave
09-18-2011, 11:02 PM
I love me some germany

101lifts2
09-18-2011, 11:33 PM
Canada is fine.

Particle Man
09-19-2011, 05:39 PM
Buffet line!!

OneSickPsycho
09-22-2011, 08:30 AM
Anyone else notice that Japan, Phillipines, and all the other non-white countries chicks don't look like they're from that country... well, except maybe India and China...

jalaan1
09-22-2011, 08:05 PM
Gonna have to agree with Corey.
I think they call it 'starvation chic' (like heroin chic, but not as sickly)...a big hit in times of recession. :lol:
Most of them were really pretty in the face, but the majority of them need a few pounds on them before I would consider what they have a 'feminine' build.
No fat asses, pooches, anything like that... just a few pounds so the right spots fill out.



Same here. just my $.02

Rangerscott
09-23-2011, 02:27 AM
Anyone else notice that Japan, Phillipines, and all the other non-white countries chicks don't look like they're from that country... well, except maybe India and China...


Yup. I think theyre trying to pull a fast one.

Apoc
09-23-2011, 04:44 PM
Canada is fine.


No chance of winning though. Miss Universe was Canadian a year or two ago. I dont think they generally keep giving it to the same country.

Particle Man
09-24-2011, 07:58 AM
I dont think they generally keep giving it to the same country.

I'd keep giving it to her. :lol:

derf
09-24-2011, 09:04 AM
Any of them can give met a mouth hug any time they want. In return I will tounge snuggle with them, and to top it off I would give them the spiderman.

Gas Man
09-24-2011, 09:10 PM
Try a white dragon.

101lifts2
09-25-2011, 12:01 AM
Anyone else notice that Japan, Phillipines, and all the other non-white countries chicks don't look like they're from that country... well, except maybe India and China...

Hahahaha...I posted that on another board.

Homeslice
09-25-2011, 05:36 AM
Anyone else notice that Japan, Phillipines, and all the other non-white countries chicks don't look like they're from that country... well, except maybe India and China...
It's those country's attempts to seem like they're accepting of multiculturalism.......

In other words it's rigged.....

Smittie61984
09-26-2011, 06:47 PM
They need some bacon. Lot's of bacon.

Particle Man
09-26-2011, 09:11 PM
They need some bacon. Lot's of bacon.

And sausage.

Rangerscott
09-26-2011, 10:19 PM
And sausage.

I got plenty of that. :wink:

pauldun170
09-26-2011, 10:52 PM
This applies to this thread as well. (http://twowheelfix.com/showpost.php?p=491477&postcount=5)

Dave
09-27-2011, 12:35 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-627WKTSYS7s/Tl5YD2l18vI/AAAAAAAAeus/Y0DjmwYBN0c/s400/Germany%2B-%2BValeria%2BBystritskaya-8.jpg

Papa_Complex
09-27-2011, 09:11 AM
No chance of winning though. Miss Universe was Canadian a year or two ago. I dont think they generally keep giving it to the same country.

That was 2005 and she was a student at my university. Bit of a cheat, because she was born in Russia.